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2 days in jail
2007-04-22, 4:56 PM #1
i just served 2 days for a DUI offense i got like 2 months ago...

i played alot of spades and it was kind of fun in a wierd way, maybe knowing i wouldn't be there a percentage of what most everyone else was serving helped but yeah. just thought i'd share. and some black dude did ask me for my cornbread before i threw it away haha.
2007-04-22, 4:57 PM #2
Interesting

How was the cell? Did you get a good night sleep?
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2007-04-22, 4:59 PM #3
How many times did you drop the soap? :P
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2007-04-22, 5:11 PM #4
BUTT SEHKS
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2007-04-22, 5:14 PM #5
Jail.

Not prison.
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2007-04-22, 5:19 PM #6
Yup, just a jail. Not a pound-you-in-the-*** prison.

If anyone knows what movie that second sentence is from, Kudos to you.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-04-22, 5:33 PM #7
Office Space?
>>untie shoes
2007-04-22, 5:36 PM #8
It's a FEDERAL pound-me-in-the-*** prison.
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2007-04-22, 6:23 PM #9
Originally posted by Antony:
Office Space?


<3
2007-04-22, 6:56 PM #10
Mmm... Yeeeeah... I'm gonna need you to stay... uh.. on topic. Yeeeah...


J/K
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2007-04-22, 7:21 PM #11
Kudos to Antony and the rest of you
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-04-22, 7:21 PM #12
I win the thread!
>>untie shoes
2007-04-22, 7:31 PM #13
Am I the only one disgusted by the fact he got a DUI?
2007-04-22, 7:35 PM #14
Yes
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-04-22, 7:37 PM #15
No.

I think driving under the influence is pretty god damned irresponsible. You aren't just putting your life in danger. NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY OR NIGHT YOU ARE DRIVING DUI YOU ARE PUTTING OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES IN DANGER. THAT MAKES YOU A HORRIBLE PERSON.

Which is why I support stricter laws for DUI. They should have given you a debt to the state to make up for. They can always use more community service. Or make you pay more taxes for 5 years. SOMETHING to benefit society at large because you endanger it.
2007-04-22, 7:43 PM #16
Did it smell? I have visited a prison in the past, and what has stuck with me most has been the smell. Some mixture of old urine and body odor, but still unforgettable.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-04-22, 7:47 PM #17
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Am I the only one disgusted by the fact he got a DUI?

I don't think it's a HUGE deal... But he shouldn't have been driving drunk.
>>untie shoes
2007-04-22, 7:52 PM #18
Originally posted by Antony:
I don't think it's a HUGE deal... But he shouldn't have been driving drunk.


K.

I agree with Rob.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-04-22, 7:54 PM #19
Was there any real reason to quote my post?
>>untie shoes
2007-04-22, 7:55 PM #20
Originally posted by Antony:
Was there any real reason to quote my post?


Yes.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-04-22, 7:56 PM #21
Driving drunk is pretty much the stupidest thing you can do while driving.

o.0
2007-04-22, 8:01 PM #22
I don't know... I would imagine that... doing yoga, for instance, would be dumber.
>>untie shoes
2007-04-22, 8:01 PM #23
Is your CORN HOLE fine?
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2007-04-22, 8:04 PM #24
I'd have to know the whole story before expressing flat out "disgust." But I also wont be rising to defend anyone with a DUI conviction...
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-04-22, 8:21 PM #25
yeah well driving drunk is stupid i know... i guess since i got back from iraq i never really cared much about it since i did it on more then one occasion. i would say though i learned my lesson.

it was a bay area where there were like 60 inmates with the bunks lining the walls and in the middle was 3 tables.

lol and my cornhole is still a virgin

as far as drinking and driving goes, i guess it just happens more often around here, the tendenancy to want to party alot since we only get a year before we have to go back makes drinking and driving happen alot. its a sad truth, not an excuse. if you really want to get all bent out of shape about it i can understand but 'disgusted' applies to i think worse charges then mine.
2007-04-22, 8:30 PM #26
Nice to hear buddy.

Do you also get in trouble by the Army because of this?
Back again
2007-04-22, 8:44 PM #27
Originally posted by SoldierSnoop:

as far as drinking and driving goes, i guess it just happens more often around here, the tendenancy to want to party alot since we only get a year before we have to go back makes drinking and driving happen alot. its a sad truth, not an excuse. if you really want to get all bent out of shape about it i can understand but 'disgusted' applies to i think worse charges then mine.


I can't think of many charges worse than "manslaughter".

And that's what thousands of drunk drivers do every year.

I don't care if you go out and party, or get totally blasted drunk. Hell, I don't even care if you drink yourself to death.

But when you get behind the wheel it's not just you who's risking their life. It's now everyone else you meet on the road. So many people die because of drunk drivers, people who have no reason to be dead other than you were "out having a good time".

:colbert:
2007-04-22, 8:54 PM #28
i had a drunk guy come in 5 minutes before closing tonight

on a bicycle

in the rain

he said he crashed only once before he got to my station
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2007-04-22, 9:01 PM #29
cool matty, point taken...

but i was just telling you the that actual volume of drunk drivers would surprise you near an army base
2007-04-22, 9:02 PM #30
That doesn't make me feel any better about it >.>
2007-04-22, 9:04 PM #31
Originally posted by Rob:
No.

I think driving under the influence is pretty god damned irresponsible. You aren't just putting your life in danger. NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY OR NIGHT YOU ARE DRIVING DUI YOU ARE PUTTING OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES IN DANGER. THAT MAKES YOU A HORRIBLE PERSON.

Which is why I support stricter laws for DUI. They should have given you a debt to the state to make up for. They can always use more community service. Or make you pay more taxes for 5 years. SOMETHING to benefit society at large because you endanger it.


Agreed
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2007-04-22, 9:13 PM #32
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
I can't think of many charges worse than "manslaughter".

And that's what thousands of drunk drivers do every year.

I don't care if you go out and party, or get totally blasted drunk. Hell, I don't even care if you drink yourself to death.

But when you get behind the wheel it's not just you who's risking their life. It's now everyone else you meet on the road. So many people die because of drunk drivers, people who have no reason to be dead other than you were "out having a good time".

:colbert:


Indeed.
Pissed Off?
2007-04-22, 9:42 PM #33
Before we left F.t. Bragg, My Battalion had the highest DUI rate in the Army And they had no reservation about letting us know it.
But we were all like "Cool! party on" because it was shortly after receiving this information that our Battalion Commander told us we might be getting called off of Christmas Leave to go to Iraq.
If my smoking bothers you, don't breathe.
2007-04-22, 9:44 PM #34
Aren't you army guys supposed to be like...responsible?
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2007-04-22, 9:45 PM #35
Hahaha, responsible? Anyone can join the army. The smart people don't, because they don't want to die for a crappy reason.

o.0
2007-04-22, 9:49 PM #36
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Hahaha, responsible? Anyone can join the army. The smart people don't, because they don't want to die for a crappy reason.


Quoted so you people can see your post if you edit it.


I predict a MASSIVE flamewar.
2007-04-22, 9:52 PM #37
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Hahaha, responsible? Anyone can join the army. The smart people don't, because they don't want to die for a crappy reason.


There is a John Kerry reference in here somewhere.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-04-22, 9:54 PM #38
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Hahaha, responsible? Anyone can join the army. The smart people don't, because they don't want to die for a crappy reason.

Stupid hippy.
>>untie shoes
2007-04-22, 10:04 PM #39
I'm sure plenty of smart people join the Army since they get a free college education out of it (I think?).

At least, back before Afghanistan and Iraq and all that meant that Army people actually had to fight for a bit...

2007-04-22, 10:16 PM #40
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Hahaha, responsible? Anyone can join the army. The smart people don't, because they don't want to die for a crappy reason.


Dumbass.

I get why you were driving Snoop. The prospect of going back there is disheartening as hell huh? That doesn't make it okay, but you've got more weight on your side than some random college *******.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
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