You all suck and need to be touched by the furry embrace of the Monkey Lord.
You have Creationism, those who believe that we were created by a benevolent being who formed the earth and the heavens. Then you have Evolution which states that we evolved from lesser beings into our current forms.
The Church of kong Embraces BOTH these theories and strives to unite the those who fight about something so silly. The church of Kong believes this.
God did indeed create man, He created man in his glorious image, That of an ape. Over time we followed our ape lord and learned of the earth, But our ape lord had other plans, more grand plans, and to fulfill them we needed to change, to adapt to the world as the ape-lord saw fit, Thus we evolved from our lowly ape selves to our current and more perfect form, That of the Homosapians.
The monkey-Lord still leaves behind the monkey, apes and Chimps as reminders of our heritage and are honored among Konganits as holy animals.
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