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If you were my girlfreind, would YOU break up with me?
2007-07-27, 11:10 AM #41
I don't know squat about it, but my ex was pisces and I am sagittarius and it didn't work out. But the only reason I knew what she was and what I am is because she told me. Personally, I think it didn't work out because she needed more space and I was reluctant to give it to her, plus I was a jealous ******* (not jealous to the point of a lot of people, but enough to constantly make a big deal about nothing and it really sucked for her), so I don't blame her for leaving. I guess I could blame the stars and I would have a clean concience, but I'm just not like that.
2007-07-27, 11:15 AM #42
Awhile ago I was sitting around with my girlfriend, and her exboyfriend, and he asked me my sign. I said I didn't know, and didn't care. So he asked my birthday, figured out that I was a Gemini. Then said "Oh, now it all makes sense". Of course he wouldn't actually say what made sense. Signs and horoscopes make me angry, such pointlessness.

o.0
2007-07-27, 11:18 AM #43
Originally posted by JoKeR SwAy:
We both believe in horoscopes, tarot, witchcraft, psychics, lucid dreaming, divine numerology/geometry, and all that other stuff. Normally, i read my tarot cards everyfull moon to look into things like this, but like i have said, my work has been messed up the last couple of months, and ive been going from night shifts to morning shifts and back often.


Please do not lump lucid dreaming in with that other loony stuff ever again.

kthx bye. Good luck on the situation.

Also, I'm a Taurus. The only thing that fits is I'm a sex crazed maniac. Actually, all of the little descriptions fit me, but I think it's a fair bit of BS. Would be cool if that **** was true, but I doubt it. Our world is hopelessly boring. Do not hope for a UFO, that would be far too exciting.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-07-27, 11:19 AM #44
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
This is madness.


Madness?

No.

THIS IS A STANDARD MASSASSI RELATIONSHIP THREAD!

*kicks MacFarlane into the Love Boat*
2007-07-27, 11:21 AM #45
Originally posted by JoKeR SwAy:
We both believe in horoscopes, tarot, witchcraft, psychics, lucid dreaming, divine numerology/geometry, and all that other stuff. Normally, i read my tarot cards everyfull moon to look into things like this, but like i have said, my work has been messed up the last couple of months, and ive been going from night shifts to morning shifts and back often.

When you schedule your reading to a time of day/month, it sometimes gets hard to tune in after harsh changes like that. I really cant do any readings untill i get myself straightened out again.

And as for the saggitarious/pisces combo, we knew the ominous signs of that from early on, but there is always a positive side to every combo as well, and i really just figured we were leaning towards that end. But i guess thats why its hardest to read for yourself, you tend to want to interperet things a certain way.

Oh, and its not "new age", its a hell of alot older than anything you believe in, i would assume, as it dates back farther than most religions.


You probably smell bad and dress awful.
2007-07-27, 11:23 AM #46
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Awhile ago I was sitting around with my girlfriend, and her exboyfriend, and he asked me my sign. I said I didn't know, and didn't care. So he asked my birthday, figured out that I was a Gemini. Then said "Oh, now it all makes sense". Of course he wouldn't actually say what made sense. Signs and horoscopes make me angry, such pointlessness.


Even the hippy thinks you're nuts.
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2007-07-27, 11:33 AM #47
If you think I'm a hippy you should check out my town.. I'm about the least hippy person around here. Theres a huge store called Phoenix Rising devoted to this kind of crap.

o.0
2007-07-27, 11:52 AM #48
Your name is Greenboy. You don't use deodorant. You want your girlfriend's little sister.

I rest my case.

[I'm screwing with you before you try to defend yourself]
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2007-07-27, 12:01 PM #49
I chose the name Greenboy when I was 12. Deodorant is stinky. I just got back from a sailing trip and I was in a giant cuddlepile with my girlfriend, her little sister, her exboyfriend, and a gay guy.

[I know.]

o.0
2007-07-27, 12:03 PM #50
Originally posted by Greenboy:
I chose the name Greenboy when I was 12. Deodorant is stinky. I just got back from a sailing trip and I was in a giant cuddlepile with my girlfriend, her little sister, her exboyfriend, and a gay guy.

[I know.]


"...cuddle...pile...?"

*cringes/shivers/melts*

:eek:
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2007-07-27, 12:08 PM #51
Yeah, he always talks about creepy things he does with his girlfriends little sister, and all of his girlfriend's ex boyfriends who are secretly still porking her.

Good times.
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2007-07-27, 12:13 PM #52
Actually, the exboyfriend has been sort of unofficially adopted into the family, making him her brother of sorts. I don't think that makes it any better. At any rate, she just called me, so I'm off to go wandering in the woods or whatever it is us hippies do.

o.0
2007-07-27, 12:13 PM #53
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
"...cuddle...pile...?"

*cringes/shivers/melts*

:eek:


.

:eek:

Also, him being 12 makes it more of a pedo-pile.
2007-07-27, 12:14 PM #54
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Actually, the exboyfriend has been sort of unofficially adopted into the family, making him her brother of sorts. I don't think that makes it any better. At any rate, she just called me, so I'm off to go wandering in the woods or whatever it is us hippies do.


Yeah, they're living together, and their kind of like brother and sisters. Mhmm, totally.
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2007-07-27, 12:16 PM #55
Not living together. And I'm 17, i was 12 when I made this name. >:|
Her little sister is 13 though, and I accidently grabbed her hand during one of the cuddlepiles. >.>

o.0
2007-07-27, 12:18 PM #56
Are you TRYING to have us make fun of you? You're making this way to eas-PEDO. I'LL BET YOU SMELLED HER HAIR, TOO! I'M SORRY NAMBLA ONLY WORKS FOR BOYS!
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2007-07-27, 12:22 PM #57
I find it entertaining to tell the stories of my life in a way that makes them sound horrible. Whats Nambla?

I need to get off the internets and go have fun in the forest. I'll check this thread for interesting insults later.

o.0
2007-07-27, 12:25 PM #58
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAMBLA
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2007-07-27, 12:58 PM #59
Originally posted by Greenboy:
I find it entertaining to tell the stories of my life in a way that makes them sound horrible.


There is no way to make that story sound not horrible!
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-07-27, 1:06 PM #60
Well for starters he could have chosen not to call it a "cuddle pile."
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2007-07-27, 1:24 PM #61
First of all, i included lucid dreaming in there because it is very important to those of us who believe in the other things that i metioned. Im not implying that lucid dreaming is magical in anyway, but since we see dreams as a window into our psychic side, the ability to be aware that you are in a dream is empowering to us.

Horoscopes and predictions are not exact plans of what is going to happen they speak of the ENERGYS that guide the events around us. for example (the one used in your link obe-kweit)...

Quote:
Creative energy, especially involving writing or speaking, could be overflowing within you today. Ideas could be coming thick and fast, dear Leo. You might want to call some old friends and discuss your thoughts with them.


What this means is that your recieving an influx of "air" tuned energys, which is associated with ideas of all kinds, as well as comunication ( i forget which planet youd get these from, but i THINK it would be murcury). They like to indicate that they are good ideas, cus that sells batter, but the fact of the matter is that they could just as easily be bad ideas (jealousy, paranoia, or anything you think is good at the time but quickly lose enthuesiasm for) as it could be good, but that depends on the person.

It encourages the leo to contact old freinds with them, because as the domain of communication, air rules the telephone and the internet, as well as emails and such. Leos tend to think there there ideas are pretty hot ****, so its best for them to deal with people that are already receptive to them, rather than those who may dispute what they come up with.

I hate those little horoscopes that you buy at stores as much as anyone else, if not more because they give a bad image to legitimate horoscopes. Determining the future with the planets (accurately) requires a hell of alot more than just knowing what sign someone is, you have to know ALOT about when the person is born (within 3 minutes of the exact time is best), and even where they are located on the earths surface. There is no way these people can mass produce these horoscopes and have anymore than a 1-3% accuracy.

Why do i belive this stuff works? i had my doubts for the longest time, till i learned to read tarot a few years ago. I have predicted new jobs, lost jobs, the arrival of my girlfreind, when i got this appartment, arrests, old freinds showing up "unexpectedly", the death of pets, the gain of much needed money at the last minute, and other things accurate to within a week of when it happened, for both me and people i know. One time i even predicted the exact day (within only 6 hours of the exact time) our car would break down out of town.

I know theres no way i can prove this to you, and doubters are going to tell me im full of ****, but this is why i believe in these things. You make your own choices and do whatever you like, but i have been convinced, and will not be swayed from it.

And before any of you give me the inevitable "if you know so damn much about the future, why are you so concerned about your gf?", i already told you in a previous post that i have not been able to read for a few months now. im hoping to read this sunday, just before the full moon, but if i cant i may not be able to for another month or so. And tarot tends to tell you what you need to know rather than what you want to know, so even if i do read, it may not tell me anything about her at all. Pushing the topic on your cards by forcing them to talk about something, broadens the result you get, reducing your ability to actually use it for anything usefull. and it never gives you a straight answer, it tells you only how the energys will flow around the events, and you have to interperet those using your own intuition, which is where the REAL skill of tarot comes from. If you force it to answer a question you have alot of emotions involved in it will often just tell you about those emotions, and those of others, which helps, but will make you feel like its avoiding the question.

People think its all fake because they are expecting results that are not what these practices were intended for in the first place.. They are guides to help you cope with and understand the events in your life by looking at them in a broader scope, and though this does mean sometimes looking into the future, it does not mean you going to get quick fixes to all your problems, or that your even (most of the time) going to be able to change things. It just makes it easier to deal with whats going to happen. Anyone who tells you different is charging you money.

EDIT: ok i was GOING to add, if you dont like my long posts, bite me... but this is a bit of a book now that i look at it. Im not apologizing though, if 15 people or going to try and debate me on the legitamates of my beliefs simoultaneously, im going to speak my mind, even if i do have to type for an hour.
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the bunny knows all,
the bunny is always watching.
2007-07-27, 1:29 PM #62
You're cute.
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2007-07-27, 1:37 PM #63
Watch out, I think jEDIkIRBY wants to cuddle-pile with you.
Cordially,
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1473 for '1337' posts.
2007-07-27, 2:32 PM #64
How did this go from "Help my girlfriend is leaving!" to "All my personality traits are predetermined by the stars" to "Yeah mine too!" to "Oh yeah? Well my girlfriend cuddles with her ex-boyfriend while I cuddle with her newly-teenaged sister" to "No seriously, all my personality traits really are predetermined by the stars"?
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2007-07-27, 2:37 PM #65
Because you horoscope said it would.

:P
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the bunny knows all,
the bunny is always watching.
2007-07-27, 3:18 PM #66
BADUMPCHE
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2007-07-27, 3:33 PM #67
joker sway, how about this: just go kill yourself since she's leaving you.

that's the kind of advice you gave me on one of my threads. so suck it.
2007-07-27, 3:34 PM #68
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
There is no way to make that story sound not horrible!


NICE.
2007-07-27, 3:45 PM #69
[edit: censor failure]
2007-07-27, 5:14 PM #70
censory overload!
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2007-07-27, 10:42 PM #71
More making fun of me, less new age bullcrap.

o.0
2007-07-27, 10:58 PM #72
I want to be in a cuddle pile. :(
2007-07-27, 11:11 PM #73
I'm a Libra.

Libras are the diplomats of the zodiac. They have good critical faculty and are able to stand back and look impartially at matters which call for an impartial judgment to be made on them. They loathe cruelty, viciousness and vulgarity and detest conflict between people, so they do their best to cooperate and compromise with everyone around them.
2007-07-27, 11:12 PM #74
Oh, sounds like you need to change your lifestyle to fit the sign.

o.0
2007-07-27, 11:15 PM #75
I'm a Cancer.

I'm a disease characterized by a population of cells that grow and divide without respect to normal limits, invade and destroy adjacent tissues, and may spread to distant anatomic sites through a process called metastasis.

wait i think i read the wrong wiki page.
2007-07-27, 11:16 PM #76
nope thats accurate

dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
2007-07-27, 11:18 PM #77
Originally posted by JoKeR SwAy:
First of all, i included lucid dreaming in there because it is very important to those of us who believe in the other things that i metioned. Im not implying that lucid dreaming is magical in anyway, but since we see dreams as a window into our psychic side, the ability to be aware that you are in a dream is empowering to us.

Horoscopes and predictions are not exact plans of what is going to happen they speak of the ENERGYS that guide the events around us. for example (the one used in your link obe-kweit)...



What this means is that your recieving an influx of "air" tuned energys, which is associated with ideas of all kinds, as well as comunication ( i forget which planet youd get these from, but i THINK it would be murcury). They like to indicate that they are good ideas, cus that sells batter, but the fact of the matter is that they could just as easily be bad ideas (jealousy, paranoia, or anything you think is good at the time but quickly lose enthuesiasm for) as it could be good, but that depends on the person.

It encourages the leo to contact old freinds with them, because as the domain of communication, air rules the telephone and the internet, as well as emails and such. Leos tend to think there there ideas are pretty hot ****, so its best for them to deal with people that are already receptive to them, rather than those who may dispute what they come up with.

I hate those little horoscopes that you buy at stores as much as anyone else, if not more because they give a bad image to legitimate horoscopes. Determining the future with the planets (accurately) requires a hell of alot more than just knowing what sign someone is, you have to know ALOT about when the person is born (within 3 minutes of the exact time is best), and even where they are located on the earths surface. There is no way these people can mass produce these horoscopes and have anymore than a 1-3% accuracy.

Why do i belive this stuff works? i had my doubts for the longest time, till i learned to read tarot a few years ago. I have predicted new jobs, lost jobs, the arrival of my girlfreind, when i got this appartment, arrests, old freinds showing up "unexpectedly", the death of pets, the gain of much needed money at the last minute, and other things accurate to within a week of when it happened, for both me and people i know. One time i even predicted the exact day (within only 6 hours of the exact time) our car would break down out of town.

I know theres no way i can prove this to you, and doubters are going to tell me im full of ****, but this is why i believe in these things. You make your own choices and do whatever you like, but i have been convinced, and will not be swayed from it.

And before any of you give me the inevitable "if you know so damn much about the future, why are you so concerned about your gf?", i already told you in a previous post that i have not been able to read for a few months now. im hoping to read this sunday, just before the full moon, but if i cant i may not be able to for another month or so. And tarot tends to tell you what you need to know rather than what you want to know, so even if i do read, it may not tell me anything about her at all. Pushing the topic on your cards by forcing them to talk about something, broadens the result you get, reducing your ability to actually use it for anything usefull. and it never gives you a straight answer, it tells you only how the energys will flow around the events, and you have to interperet those using your own intuition, which is where the REAL skill of tarot comes from. If you force it to answer a question you have alot of emotions involved in it will often just tell you about those emotions, and those of others, which helps, but will make you feel like its avoiding the question.

People think its all fake because they are expecting results that are not what these practices were intended for in the first place.. They are guides to help you cope with and understand the events in your life by looking at them in a broader scope, and though this does mean sometimes looking into the future, it does not mean you going to get quick fixes to all your problems, or that your even (most of the time) going to be able to change things. It just makes it easier to deal with whats going to happen. Anyone who tells you different is charging you money.

EDIT: ok i was GOING to add, if you dont like my long posts, bite me... but this is a bit of a book now that i look at it. Im not apologizing though, if 15 people or going to try and debate me on the legitamates of my beliefs simoultaneously, im going to speak my mind, even if i do have to type for an hour.
The problem about this post is that the only lunatics who would spend time reading this drivel will probably agree with you.
2007-07-27, 11:46 PM #78
Why is it that the people who feel the strongest about these things are also the people least equipped to understand or explain them?

oops sorry jokersway for stealing your energys or being unfreindly or ruining your buzz or whuteva
2007-07-27, 11:54 PM #79
You know whats funny?
Massassi is the reason i started to logicly question religon.
Now im a complete athiest.
Also: Atleast one person will reply to this and say "I dont care"
2007-07-28, 12:01 AM #80
yeah hey mang you know dat is pretty funny
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