dammit guys the negative vibes in this thread are totally blowing on my chi. and you know what, quit blowing on my chi.

jin sux. lulz.

/me harshes on jin's mellow.

I haven't read all the replies, but, has your girlfriend had many serious relationships? She may feel like she's settling down to early. She's just trying to establish a little independence before committing to something. Just let her have some space.

Do you ever stop trying to kiss Joncy's ***?

joncys *** tastes like scales.

Could you give me a link to this thread? Because i dont remember your name, and as far as i can recall, i dont think ive EVER spoken to you, nor do i make it a habbit to post negative things directed at specific people. If i had been pissed enough at you to tell you to kill yourself, or whatever your implying i said, i would at least remember you, im sure.

What's really funny is he's never started a thread about a relationship, and if he can't prove otherwise, he may just find himself dealt with for uncalled-for aggression.

My best guess is this is what he was talking about. But if that's it I think Joker is in the clear.

if he's trying to kiss my *** then I'm confused because I've made it perfectly clear that I think anybody who questions religion because of this forum is retarded

Oh, wow. Id forgotten all about that thread, it came and went so quickly.

Ya, i guess that was kind of a blowoff remark, but i sorta figured that anybody who read it would know it was not for real. If you use a computer and dont know what a system32 file is, then your probobly too new to it to be deleting things without looking into it first.

Most people in massassi tend to be smarter than your average chat room jockeys, and i guess i just didn't expect anyone to take that seriously. In fact, that link was the first time i had every even gone back to that thread to see the responses, i was not even aware that some people had been bothered by it.

But all the same: I'm sorry, let's be friends!

EDIT: come to think of it, system 32's are write protected, the worse he would have done is delete a host file and clear his favorites list. Big deal.

Yeah, I've been told by four or five seperate readers that I was John Lennon in my past life and I don't really believe that. They just said it because I had a huge nose.

Anyway, I was born at Midnight precisely, between the 11th and 12th of May, 1988 at LDS Hospital in Salt Lake City Utah. I currently reside in zipcode 84118.

So, I mean, yeah, that should be enough to determine a lot about my life, right? Read me or something, or wait, can you not do it over the internet because "you can't stroke my aura". Cus I'll let you stroke my aura if youw ant. Let's see how this goes down...

Can I stroke your aura!?!?!?!? PLEASE!?

Please?

Wait. I'm getting something!

You were reunited with your extended family lastnight, and you crave soup at the moment. . .oOoooooOooooo.

You are a lot deeper than most people think. Sometimes you worry about your appearance and how to attract a desirable sexual partner. Money is often on your mind. You regret one or more past events and you have recently made an error. You prefer room temperature. Your favorite beverages all contain water.

Wow, he's good.

I- I read the same thing.

See. He can't even smooch your butthole right.

wtf? he can tell me to "suck it" but i cant tell him to "blow me"? To be honest i dont really see the difference...

But whatever, i get the point. We dont need to turn this thread into an argument so ill drop the topic, but in the future cant you replace the things you change in my posts with "text removed" or something bland like that instead of changing what i say to an actuall other thing, which i would not have said or wanted to say at all?

EDIT: almost forgot, about doing that reading, i haven't the faintest clue what that stuff means about you, i read TAROT, and ive only been doing it a few years. Doing astronomy right is a very advanced form of divination, and i have never learned to do it well. I tried it once on myself and got utterly confused (its best to have a good understanding of divine numerology/geometry before you try it, and at the time i had not studyed either one at all).

I can read Tarot, call dreams, i messed around with tea leaf stuff for a bit (not much, mostly for kicks really, its not too practival in modern times), i can read palms (i dont get as much practice as id like though), and i have a mediocre understanding of divine numerology though since i got this job/computer i have spent more time with it than i have studying anything at all.

That's not hardly as entertaining.

FTFY

Ok, so, why don't we all get back to the topic? I can promise it'll be a lot more enjoyable to everyone than for those who choose to pointlessly bicker.

Sure thing. Just head on over.



Oh, my, god...



Don't you have a friend or something who does this stuff? Apparntly I have never been exposed to "real" reading and such. I'm not like calling you out or arguing or anything, I'm just really skeptical and want to see whats up with your little subculture. Because Joncy's little reading is almost word for word what all of the supermarket, carnival, and streetcorner fortune tellers say.

Also I am just as shallow as everyone thinks I am.

Something important to you will happen in the next few months. It will either go well or go poorly.

I have recurring dreams where I have telekinetic powers what does that mean

give her her space and independence and it'll probably work out

(just to get back to the topic)

it supposed to sound like that, hes mocking me by giveing overly vague predictions, which sadly enough, is the same thing the people charging you for this are going to do. its callled "cold reading".

As for the fraind who i may know who could do this, the only one that comes to mind was the lady who used to teach me palm reading. her bookstore went out of buisness, and she moved away. we weren't all that close and so i never kept in touch.



Depends on what telekenesis means to you. most comonly, it represents your intellegence and the smoother it is effects it as well. by smooth, i mean how easy it is in your dream to pull it off. if it just seems to come naturally to you, it represents the side of you that thinks you can figure out anything and overcome anything just by applying your superior intellect. if in your dreams you have to concentrate really hard, or if the powres seem to fade at bad times, it represents some sort of personal struggle between you and our inability to understand something. now if you have any special connections with the topic, like if it means anything to you it might not to others, from bad/good memories on the topic, or if it was somehow impactfull on your life, etc, etc, then that would more than likely change the meaning of it for you, to some degree or another.

what your doing with your powers would also affect its meaning, but you did not tell me what that was so i cannot guess at it. also, its important to note whether you are seeing yourself from a 3rd person view, or first person view, when you use these powers, and whether or not there are others present. do they see it, do they know what it is, are they shocked or mad, etc, etc. And finally, where you are and how you feel, all have an impact on exactly what this would mean, including whether or not you are aware that it is any specific time or not, or if the place is familiar to you or generic.

Couldn't these same "dream readings" be applied to my personal fantasies?

Joker Sway thinks he's freud now.


What a rebel.

I will say one word. Cherry.

Now that Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore, does that screw up all the horoscopes ever?

No man. The Man doesn't decide what we believe in man!

We march to the beat of our own drum man.

Dave's not here man.

Why do we allways have to be portrayed as hippys? the closest i ever got to a hippy, was when i gave one a candy bar once cus i decided i didn't really want it as much as i thought i did in the store, and i didn't have any change.

Though i probobly would have had some change if i hadn't have bought the candy bar to begin with. o well.