Dylan is older than you are.

Nice, Bill. Most excellent.

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"She turned me into a newt!"
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Guys like porn because TEH LADIES R NEKKID!!!


Really though, not all guys are obsessed with porn, hell, I have a friend that likes watching the cheesy acting porno’s just to laugh....


...

...And then have fun with JILL.


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I personally find it funny that a girl is explaining this revelation to a message board primarily consisting of males.

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"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

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You actually answered your own question there, Keiran. Foreplay is easy (not to mention fun), it's what comes after where the pressure is on. As you said, you and I, we like to please our partner, right? Well, the pressure is on once the opening act ends and the curtain raises on center stage. We're guys, we're gonna have a good time regardless, it's getting them to enjoy it as much as we are that is the challenge.

Also, who doesnt like a little anticipation?

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I'm guessing Kieran doesn't like surprises.

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This thread is both educational and disturbing (JILL? Never heard of that until now...) at the same time. I have to agree with SG1_129 that this thread is also quite ironic.

it's not that I am categorizing every porn ever made, I’m simply drawing conclusions based on my 1 experience. and that does mean there is lots of room for error, and I’m not knocking that.

you just proved my point... men don’t want to do the work to get results, so they will settle for a cheep alternative.

ba-hahahah![/url] wow

no, it was porn. I was wondering why the attendant was giving me such a weird look.

to me, he proved my point...

yah, like i would go to my girl friends and ask them there opinions of what guys think.. where would that get me?

[edit:tags, spelling exc.]
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[This message has been edited by Elana14 (edited July 31, 2004).]

Yeah I know that wasn't a very nice thing for me to say, but many there's only so much of his super stud rhetoric I can handle.

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I figure that one day I'll either be famous, or in prison. But I guess if I'm going to prison, I should probably try to do something that would make me famous anyway.

Well, your girl friends might see it from a slightly more objective point of view. And actually, your post seemed more targetted at how we think, not what we think.

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[This message has been edited by SG1_129 (edited July 31, 2004).]

I think the objection many people have with the initial post was that it essentially accused all men who like porn of being lazy and preferring the easy route. I can't say i'm a huge fan of porn, but the post still seems quite insulting.

Holy Hell! What the **** are you talking about! You blew up at him when he said he doesn't classify masturbating as sex....who does? I know sometimes Page can come off as self-acclaimed "Sex God", but that time, it just seemed like you were trying to find something to flame.



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Kill Your Idols!

Dude. Guys beat off because they can't have sex as often as they would like. It's a sex replacement. It's like saying sweet and low isn't sugar. Sure. We all know that, but it's the closest thing you can get without having the real deal.

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I figure that one day I'll either be famous, or in prison. But I guess if I'm going to prison, I should probably try to do something that would make me famous anyway.

So it's close to sex but it isn't... confirming what Page said.

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NM. Elana is right. It was the wording that was wrong. Men aren't lazy, our sexual desires just require instant gratification. If a woman isn't there that is open to sex, then we go for the next best thing.

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Kieran: The reason I put a link to it is because she is in underwear and I know the admins are touchy on that.
Yecti: Jaiph will touch himself for hours if he so much as smells a woman's underwear

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited July 31, 2004).]

Not all guys are like that, god damn it! I respect women and I have no doubt I always will. That's the way I was brought up. I hate this stereotype that all men are women objectifiers and that if they are horny they must either wack off or find a woman to ****. That's just not the way many men are. I'll admit, the greater part of men in the US do treat women like sex objects. It's just sad.


Hi. I'm 16.

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If you think that wanting to have sex with women, which is hardwired into a man's biology, instantly makes a man a woman objectifier and is a bad person, than I feel sorry for you. It's not the natural desire that defines a man, but how he conducts himself with that desire. To disregard it is foolish and denial, but to act on it impulsively can be harmful and sometimes illegal.

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Kieran: The reason I put a link to it is because she is in underwear and I know the admins are touchy on that.
Yecti: Jaiph will touch himself for hours if he so much as smells a woman's underwear

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited July 31, 2004).]

Very true. men are inherently sexual creatures, and theres nothing wrong with being what we are asupposed to be and listening to our blood, or so to speak.




Theres no denying what we are, so why fight it? Although some people here choose to hold off b/c they're afraid to treat women as "objects", (although we do not really objectify women, it just appears that way) they are free to make their decision, although its not the one I would choose. Besides, what does not embracing their nature do for people that feel that way in the long run? It breaks them. It makes their lives hell until they accept and make peace with what they are.

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[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited July 31, 2004).]

Comments made by Pagewizard are not necessarily endorsed by me.

I'm distancing myself from him not because of his opinion, but because of his communication skills he's shown in this thread and others.

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Kieran: The reason I put a link to it is because she is in underwear and I know the admins are touchy on that.
Yecti: Jaiph will touch himself for hours if he so much as smells a woman's underwear

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited August 01, 2004).]

I say for now on, we should just call him "Pimpwizard_YKS".

-- SavageX

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Flexor, you need to make more of those, yes...many many more..

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Flexor, I usually never laugh at crap like that, but man...

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There is no spoon.

Yeah, Det's got a point, it really was offensive.

It's pretty simple why guys like porn:
We like to masturbate.

It's pretty simple why guys like masturbating:
We like the feeling.

It's pretty simple why guys like the feeling:
It's a good feeling.

Pretty simple stuff, there. Women like eating icecream and taking bubble baths, too, why? Because they like the feeling. Selfish desires aren't exactly a bad thing, especially in America's culture.

Oh, and I love watching porn flicks, they're hilarious. Whenever you go to parties here, there's always a porn flick playing on the TV, girls and guys alike, laughing. They're just a part of americana, they're just hilarious.

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Live on, Adam.

Yeah I agree there that just because a guy says he wants to have sex, that doesn't mean he only wants to have sex. When I look for a girl, I look for more than just the things that make you instantly want to have sex with her. I mean if you're walking down the street and you see a girl dressed all nice with a great body, of course you're going to want to bang her, but once you find out what kind of personality she has, you will be more attracted, or less attracted... So in essence guys are not just stimulated visually.

And saying that you don't want sex is a lie. It's not your top priority, sure, but you still want sex. Most guys don't have sex as a top priority... It usually goes something like this:

Male Priority List:

1. Food.
2. Sex.
3. Television.
4. Beer.
5. More sex.
6. Shower. While having sex.

That is the order of importance of events in a man's life.

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I figure that one day I'll either be famous, or in prison. But I guess if I'm going to prison, I should probably try to do something that would make me famous anyway.

Actually your are wrong. Wrong is spelled wrong not rong. :-P

Ok I'm a 15 year old male and I still don't get why guys want to look a porn. It's just so twisted and sick it dosen't even release the sexual emotion chemical into your head. Not that I would look at it anyway. The most of seen of that crap was during the time it took to exit the browser after accedently clicking a on porn link.

Most guys combine porn with fantasizing, Obi_Kwiet.

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There is no spoon.

Men come for the looks but stay for the personality.
The key phrase being "I'm a 15 year old male". Just wait.

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Kieran: The reason I put a link to it is because she is in underwear and I know the admins are touchy on that.
Yecti: Jaiph will touch himself for hours if he so much as smells a woman's underwear

ok, so men like porn for instant gradifactioin....

now, the question becomes... do you think porn should still be made? why or, why not?

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Kieran: The reason I put a link to it is because she is in underwear and I know the admins are touchy on that.
Yecti: Jaiph will touch himself for hours if he so much as smells a woman's underwear

Well, porn is multibillion dollar entertainment industry. If the whole thing disappears, there might be some harm to the economy. :/

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oh no, harm to the economy, then GWB wont get elected... *sarcasm*

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We should outlaw amatuer porn though. Ugly guys with hair all over their back and *** and several extra pounds around their waist should not be allowed to be in pornos.

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Kieran: The reason I put a link to it is because she is in underwear and I know the admins are touchy on that.
Yecti: Jaiph will touch himself for hours if he so much as smells a woman's underwear

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited August 01, 2004).]

definitely.



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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.

who's to say what is ugly?

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I do. I'm the consumer.

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Kieran: The reason I put a link to it is because she is in underwear and I know the admins are touchy on that.
Yecti: Jaiph will touch himself for hours if he so much as smells a woman's underwear

Ah yes... the thread where everyone reveals thier sexual habits and the like. What fun!

Last I checked, 15 was about when most guys are the horniest they'll ever be. (Unless you're like me whose puberty was delayed quite drastically, but that's beside the point.)

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I don't really have anything to add, but the title to this thread is just pure gold.

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I live in the weak, and the wounded.

Could one say that's what nature and instincts want males to do?



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