Well to start off with, Lets put you in my shoes. So im going out with my ex girl friend, but idk if i should stay with her and "try" again or if i should trust her. Here is the thing, You love her. You have never loved this girl like youve loved anyone else you ****ing adore her and she is pretty and funny a little bit on the quite side but, thats a good thing, she likes almost everything you do blakc metal from norway and star wars and and your movie likes are the same and basicly everything about her is perfect, BUT!!!! Here is where the bull**** comes in, she is kinda, to her self alot, so you really dont know what she is thinking and you dont know if you can trust her. Wanna know why you cant truse her, well while you were going out the first time she got drunk and ****ed one of yur friends, and then you had to find out cuz she got drunk with you liek 2 days later and you saw something on her neack (you knwo what) and her best friend tells you. She couldent even work up the balls to tell you herself, on top of that durgin your time apart she apparently had more sex with that same guy ( she denies ) and she also gave your best friend ( well ex best friend ) a B.J. like every day ( she also denies ). You even got the pleasure of going to sounds of the underground with her ( you guys wernt going out at the time) and watching her pay 25 cent to mack-out with some guy she though was hott. You are deeply hurt and now your left there with you thunb up your ***! Well that time has come and gone, and now your trying again, because you have never felt this way aobut someone before, she dose the whole im sorry thing and the whole i would never do anything like that again, and she also dose the whole your the only person i want to be with and all that other BS. So, now what, we have been gogin out again for like 2 weeks and its already had its ups and downs, i mean there isint enough time in the world for me to explane everything, so ill just get to the point: Should i stay with her and see where things go this time around ( for the best i hope) or should i put a stop to it before it even starts?

i find your post difficult to read. i got about halfway through it, and got lost in the poor grammar and your personal shorthand.

heres a free tip:

paragraphs.

is that a serious question? Duh. Stay away from her. Don't be stupid.

I don't see a third option
3. Paragraphs

I wish I had relationships.

Holy cow my brain hurts after reading that. I have to agree with Bob on this one. Stay away.
How old are you? You will have plenty of time to find another girl that has similar interests that doesn't have a case of crazy.

Uh...yeah. She's bad news - a cheater and a liar...stay away unless you want to be hurt again. :/

Not necessarily.

tf;dr
Voted leave her based on what others said.

I got about half way through before I decided to vote "leave her."

She sounds like an enormously unfaithful *****.

People say she's a cheater and a liar, which I can only assume they managed to somehow divine from that block of text you call a paragraph, so I'm gonna say leave her.

my eyes hurt now

My god, man. Firefox even has an automatic spell-checker these days.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're drunk-posting.

Can't. Go. On. Reading. It.

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Don't ever reproduce.

See, I didn't have to read a single word to give you all the advice on girl problems you'll ever need.

Ditch her, press enter more, spellcheck.

You can use the edit function to stop all the whining. (no, I didn't read it either, paragraphs are your friends)

Here's what I got out of it:
I say: get what you can out of it. First sign of trouble, ditch her.

I all can say is that if a girl cheated on me, I'd be done with her.

she sounds like a right little messed up slag.

choice 1: stop having feelings for her, then appreciate just having sex with her, even if she cheats on you.

Choice 2: stop having feelings for her, and leave her, and dont go near here. Threaten her beatings if she tries to see you.

choice 3: Profit?

Nonsense aside, who gives a flying f*** if she's into death metal and star wars, she sounds awful.

Only an idiot would love a girl like that.

Which would make you.... AN IDIOT

You reckon you're not an idiot?

PROVE US WRONG D:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

I knew this was an awesome thread when I saw the title.

Sir, you need to do one thing: Sleep with her mom. Say that you'll stay with her forever as long as she knows that you're going to flirb her mom

I'm not talking missionary, either. You're going to flexor her mom 4 ways to sunday. You're going to make her bangs curl. You're going to make every part of her mother's body shiver until every woman in her gene line starts to quiver, even in death. You'll start earthquakes at family cemeteries, the bones will shake. You'll make her husband's penis fall off out of envy. She won't walk, or even think about moving her lower half for a month. Whenever she rides a horse or pogostick, she'll have flashbacks just like Vietnam vets. She'll start calling orgasms by your last name.

Then you're going to go back to your ex and say "We're almost even." Get in the sack, compliment her on things she's picked up from [mom's first name], then cry out her mom's name on peak.

If she stays with you, then she's serious.

Unfortunately, it's obvious she's not a good match for you. Despite what your heart/gut/head tells you, she's bad news. She's such bad news that your friends have had access to her pants without putting up with her bull**** like she made you.

hurt to read, but I fail to see the dilemma. ditch her

Hahaha!

Man, why can't I be friends with more people who have crazy, promiscuous, hot girlfriends with emotional baggage?

I think you should ditch her an not look back. But before you do that, since you'll be ditching her anyway, I go for the "take all chances" approach, since you have nothing to lose (i.e. you want to lose her anyway). You'll probably find that if you're an kirbyhole to her, she'll in fact be more attracted to you, anyway, because she wants to win your affections and cut through the distance. That or she'll keep chasing after other guys, in which case you really leave her or you chase after other girls and you can both be messed up together.

Be normal?

Glad I'm not the only one.

This really should have been a public poll so that we can find out who decided it was okay for Xasthur to reproduce.

i didnt even have to read the whole post, any girl who cheats on you, ESPECIALLY with your best friend (which is another relationship you should reconsider) doesn't deserve to even talk to you anymore... shes crap, there's always someone better.

lol she ****ed your friends and you are asking us if you should stay with her?

Is this story... real? She ****ed your best friend and gave your other friend a "B.J." every day while you were gone?

tl;dr
But I voted leave her, because you two might have unprotected intercourse, which results in a pregnancy, which results in you spreading your foul mongoloid genes, which is a terrible idea.

To help you ease the pain, why don't you press back the latch on the microwave while the door is open, set it for ten minutes, hold your crotch against it and let the pleasant hum lull you into a state of serenity?

Stat makes some excellent suggestions.

stat also makes Martyn laugh quite uncontrollably.

Hey, mine was funny too. I told him to make her mother's entire gene line quiver. I'm funny.

Me, funny guy.

For the love of Christ, have a vasectomy and move into a cave.

Don't listen to these fools. This is what you have to do:

Stay with her. The fact that she has cheated on you gives you permission to do the same. This means sex with other girls. While you are having sex with these other girls, you are still free to have sex with this girl. Ride this train home to Bootyville. She gave you a free pass.

It was, but I read it at work when I was meant to be working <.<

This is the only right thing to do.

You know it to be true.

But if you make a thread about getting caught expect to be ridiculed for being an *******.