This.

Also. People like this are good for betting. Just start small, something with your friends like bet them $5 she'll get drunk and sleep with them that weekend. If it happens, you'll at least get something out of it from your friends. Then later you can move it up to the big leagues. Like have ALL of your friends contribute to the pot.

She could be like the local winning race horse!

Profit.

You could also spit in her face, piss on her shoes, slap her around, and throw her out the window.

Get a few in for Jep

I had a friend (let's say his name is Rich) who accidentally started sleeping with his friend's girlfriend. I say accidentally, because at the time, he didn't know that they were dating. (She told them they had broken up.) The big kicker of the situation was, she refused to have sex with her boyfriend, but she had no problem sleeping with Rich.

Xasthur, I want to make sure you understand that there is a lot of good advice in this thread if you ignore the people who said "leave her."

I'd like to ask again... is this story made up? Or greatly exaggerated?

Well to start off with, yes i know my grammer is horrid. I didn't think that evryone whould care as much as they did but, ok. I also didn't realize how many people would respond and take that much of a peek inot my personal life, nevertheless I do thank all you you for responding and i know that that is what i should do, its doing it thats the problem. I was with at one point, the greatest gir that has ever been. I was 100% of her sexual expearience ( meaning she is not a whore ), she was nice and did everyting for me, we had a GREAT chemestry, but, i dident care about her. I felt more twards her like a friend, that i happenned to bang. SO obviously careing about someone means alot to me. I broke up with the other girl for this hoe, and idk what I should do now. Obviously you guys think i should leave that ****. Well once again thanks for all your comments and intrest. I have to say reading all the comments made me laugh soooooo ****ing hard i almost cried espicly jedi kirby. Thank you everyone!

No this is 100% real, and ther are other little happennings that happenned between up that i didn't have any time to post. Plus i didn't wan people *****ing about how i went on and on, but i guess *****ing is unavoideable.

In short YES THIS IS REAL.

This applies to you right now.


(contains bad words. D: )

You're 17.

I'm fairly sure she isn't the one.

Ironiclly, at the point all this stuff happenned, we hadent has sex yet, which was totally lame and yah, massassi has kinda made me open up my eyes......

ZULLY you're assuming he can actually go out and get laid..

I wish more people would put there lives into the hands of massassi

But don't let that stop you from making a thread. Because it will be equally, if not more, hilarious.

Holy God, there is no hope for this one gents.

Leave him be.

is she a dog?

post pics

Ok, seriously. I hit the floor laughing because of Martyn and Kirb....damn...
As for this? You seriously have to ask? Ditch the skank. Or take Kirb's or Martyn's suggestions.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=9629450&albumID=737817&imageID=26850337

there is a PIC of her on the lame-space, I dont know if the link will work tho....

Stay with her. It seems like an intelligent decision and you seem like an intelligent man.

Why are most of the people at "massassi" so condescending??

Nope! This thread is still worthless without.

Think about it, we're old, bitter Star Wars nerds who were brought together by an ancient game that nobody really plays anymore! TACC was the same way back in the day, (only much funnier and more elitist :ninja:).

THERE IS A PICTURE OF HER^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

D: dumpdumpdump

Emo "hair over the eyes" pose: check

Myspace angle picture: check

Lip ring: check

Yeah she's worthless.

Chase her around with a neodymium magnet and then get rid of her.

SELL

I think there's something seriously wrong with her neck.

Given the stories that wouldn't really surprise me.


also shes really ugly. srsly.


and her bed says sleeze freak. what a slut D:

and http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9629450

chillin at the crib yo?

Actually, that bed thing, i just noticed the other day, and i was like, what i slut.....

Stay with her, and make a couple's trip to a lake made of fire.

It'll be fun. Go scuba diving.

Because were were once all annoying and immature. People who are annoying and immature are easily despised because we understand them as well as we understand ourselves.

Really though, it's not all immaturity. It's unfamiliarity with the internet's society. It's very different from normal human interaction, and all the social rules have to be learned over again. Here, no is afraid to be completely forthright about any and all of their opinions, while people in normal society rarely want or like to share opinions. All the rules and methods for social interaction are completely different. Off of the Internet, you don't need content, you just have to establish a certain air and have a lot of social confidence to get respect. Controversy and complex, carefully thought out ideas just don't don't fly. On the Internet though, no ones give crap about who you think you are, or how confident you may be, if you can't communicate or think. You have to be clear, right, and ready to defend and support yourself reasonably. You still have to confident and charismatic, but you go about doing so in very different, if deceptively subtle ways. I have seen very popular charismatic people seem like twelve year olds on the Internet simply because they don't know how it works.

Still, don't think this changes anything. Annoying is annoying. We did the same stuff, went through the same crap, learned from it, and are better people for it. We still disagree and dislike each other for various reasons, but we at least know how to communicate and analyze complex ideas, and also have a better understanding and perspective of both ours and other's beliefs.

no u

no ur mom

lololololololol immaturity

It also helps to be more concise than this.

You have GOT to have a better picture than that? I'm sure she's somewhat more attractive than that picture shows.

Sounds like somebody's porno subscription just expired...

wait...you can subscribe?

Ha ha, good one!

Yeah, but at the cost of precision, it wasn't really worth it. I was trying to explain something that was complected, and making it simple would have either ruined the point I was making, or taken more time than I had.

Proper spelling also helps when trying to convey complicated ideas...