Post the extremely manly things you do - Discussion Forum

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

Post the extremely manly things you do

2008-02-16, 9:06 PM #1

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Sometimes, when I take a ****, it smells like a steel mill. :colbert:

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-02-16, 9:10 PM #2

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

Metallic smelling stool is an indication of abnormally high levels of estrogen in males.

2008-02-16, 9:13 PM #3

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Actually it appears to be caused by internal bleeding. D:

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-02-16, 9:18 PM #4

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

Yeah, I've started to see blood in my stool occasionally, and it'll sometimes hurt to push it out. I need to see the doctor, but I don't want to.

I just hope that this does not happen.

2008-02-16, 9:18 PM #5

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

fart when i like
:colbert:

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-02-16, 9:19 PM #6

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Eat bullets for breakfast and **** bricks.

For the [url=www.maddox.xmission.com]ultimate man[/url].

DO NOT WANT.

2008-02-16, 9:34 PM #7

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

It only happens to me on occasion so I am attributing it to excess manliness that must get flushed from my system lest I collapse into a critical mass of manliness. :colbert:

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-02-16, 9:36 PM #8

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Sing along to Michael Jackson in my car.

2008-02-16, 9:36 PM #9

BombayZeus

NDNmojo.

Posts: 1,203

Also, I love that website.

2008-02-16, 9:40 PM #10

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Vinny, I said manly, not g a y .

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-02-16, 9:41 PM #11

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Originally posted by Emon:

Vinny, I said manly, not g a y .

don't you realise this is Vinny
that IS manly

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-02-16, 9:42 PM #12

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Oh.

2008-02-16, 10:27 PM #13

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Normally I'd put singing under non-manly, but when you're singing to Alice in Chains and can hit almost every note, I'd say that counts as manly.

Also, construction work. Enough said :colbert:

D E A T H

2008-02-16, 10:48 PM #14

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

Posts: 2,196

I can go a week without changing my socks.

My blawgh.

2008-02-16, 10:54 PM #15

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

I'm searching the bottom of the barrel on this one.

ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

2008-02-16, 10:54 PM #16

Flirbnic

Seen Your Member

Posts: 1,568

I am comfortable enough with my masculinity that I don't feel the need to assert it by acting 'manly', and am willing to be in touch with my feminine side. Thus, through being effeminate, I am more manly than any of you!

I'm just a little boy.

2008-02-16, 10:57 PM #17

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I fight fire.

Pissed Off?

2008-02-16, 11:07 PM #18

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

*tim allen grunt*

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2008-02-16, 11:09 PM #19

Commander 598

Better than Commander 599

Posts: 1,612

I have killed furry woodland creatures...with a knife.

<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.

2008-02-16, 11:11 PM #20

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

im actually chuck norris in disguise.

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2008-02-16, 11:21 PM #21

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

That's not something I would advertise.

2008-02-16, 11:31 PM #22

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

Posts: 2,196

Originally posted by Avenger:

I fight fire.

I think this wins.

My blawgh.

2008-02-16, 11:33 PM #23

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

i chop wood with an ax.

also i go without showers for long periods of time while rowing long distances in the summer

o.0

2008-02-16, 11:37 PM #24

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

I'm a mechanic, and I hike/camp whenever I get the chance.

I also beat women and small children. That's the manliest thing of all.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2008-02-16, 11:52 PM #25

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

Posts: 2,137

I drink beer on the porch in -30. And I like it.

2008-02-17, 12:04 AM #26

Duo Maxwell

Grave Robber, Thread Killer

Posts: 686

Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:

Yeah, I've started to see blood in my stool occasionally, and it'll sometimes hurt to push it out. I need to see the doctor, but I don't want to.

I just hope that this does not happen.

Best story EVER

2008-02-17, 12:11 AM #27

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

Carefully throw myself from the top of stairs to see how many bones I can break.

Detty. Professional Expert.
Flickr Twitter

2008-02-17, 12:34 AM #28

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Honor killings.

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2008-02-17, 2:01 AM #29

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Oh yeah I forgot. I bring

ALAN KEYES IS ALL UP IN THIS MOTHER****ER

Attachment: 18535/keyes.jpg (16,427 bytes)

D E A T H

2008-02-17, 2:40 AM #30

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

I waste food. I order two steaks and when the waitress brings them, I flip one on the ground and eat the other too quickly to even taste it.

Warhead[97]

2008-02-17, 2:55 AM #31

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

I keep a recip saw in my trunk just in case I need to demolish something.

2008-02-17, 4:21 AM #32

Blood Asp

Something Witty

Posts: 1,286

I wear the same pair of boxers five days in a row, and I only wash my hands after I take a ****.

Current Maps | Newest Map

2008-02-17, 4:31 AM #33

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

I buy mens magazines.

And read them.

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2008-02-17, 7:24 AM #34

Isuwen

Fabulous!

Posts: 1,766

I step in a ring with another large man and we punch each other in the face.

Wikissassi sucks.

2008-02-17, 7:27 AM #35

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

i am a member of the 563rd Bear Cavalry Division of the MBS... for fun we wrestle our bears

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-02-17, 7:34 AM #36

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

I leave my clothes strung out all over the place. My wife picks them up. That, is manly:P

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2008-02-17, 9:10 AM #37

RingMaster481

Leet Dancert

Posts: 1,331

I trespass the roofs of buildings from the outside, usually using only my hands and feet, other times a hook and rope. Then I repel down the side using only the rope and my bare hands.

2008-02-17, 9:20 AM #38

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

i play video games in the dark and hide from female women

2008-02-17, 9:21 AM #39

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:

i play video games in the dark and hide from female women

o wait i mean I DRINK BLOOD AND RAPE WOMEN

2008-02-17, 9:43 AM #40

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:

i play video games in the dark and hide from female women

Man, I'd hate to meet those female men or those male women...

As for me, I make J.D. from Scrubs look manly... -_-

The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net