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Post the extremely manly things you do
2008-02-18, 3:04 PM #81
Haha, whoa, don't get the wrong idea, here! Legal ones.
Warhead[97]
2008-02-18, 3:08 PM #82
Originally posted by Jin:
Steven has confused "gentleman" with "man".


Steven has confused "that time he watched a James Bond movie" with "leaking from a surgical wound onto a girl's bed and then running away."
2008-02-18, 4:11 PM #83
98% of the people who have posted in this thread have mistaken their fantasies for reality.
Pissed Off?
2008-02-18, 4:17 PM #84
I really do keep a reciprocating saw in my trunk.
2008-02-18, 4:35 PM #85
i keep a hatchet in mine... powertools are for wimps
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-02-18, 4:47 PM #86
I'd like to see you help open a wall for a fine young lady with your primitive, ungentlemanly hatchet. :colbert:
2008-02-18, 4:58 PM #87
I'm more curteous than you two, I've got a dustsheet in my boot.

:P
nope.
2008-02-18, 6:14 PM #88
Originally posted by Jon`C:
I'd like to see you help open a wall for a fine young lady with your primitive, ungentlemanly hatchet. :colbert:


i don't need a saw or hatchet to open a wall... i tell the wall to open and it obeys me BECAUSE IT KNOWS THE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISOBEDIENCE
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-02-18, 6:19 PM #89
I keep an ax/machete behind the seat of my truck sometimes. Mostly just when I'm going out into the woods and theres a possibility of a downed tree.

o.0
2008-02-18, 6:33 PM #90
I have a sledgehammer in my car. Also a saw, two umbrellas, a blanket, and a jump kit.
Wikissassi sucks.
2008-02-18, 6:44 PM #91
Oh, is this about the equipment in your vehicle now? I could write a book.
Warhead[97]
2008-02-18, 6:47 PM #92
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Oh, is this about the equipment in your vehicle now? I could write a book.


you could but you won't because you don't keep a typewriter in your car

unlike me :colbert:
2008-02-18, 6:51 PM #93
No but I have a laptop mounted in the glovebox for the passenger to assist in....okay not really but that is a dream of mine.
Warhead[97]
2008-02-18, 7:08 PM #94
bah typewriters are for secretaries... and mine is too busy under my desk
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-02-18, 7:08 PM #95
All I have in my car is an engine, transmission, brakes, gas, copper, vinyl, leather, jumper cables, lubricants, and from time to time a human being or three.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2008-02-18, 7:34 PM #96
Originally posted by Steven:
  • I always open the door for ladies
  • I wear clothes that are clean and neatly pressed
  • I am kind to the wait staff at restaraunts
  • I know which fork to use first, and do
  • I always pay when I go out with a lady
  • I always open her door first when a lady enters my car
  • I begin and end conversations politely
  • I bring a small gift when I am invited to someone's home for dinner
  • I offer my jacket to my female companions when we are outdoors during the evening
  • I regularly send flowers to the lady I am currently involved with
  • I excercise proper manners when I am in the company of others
  • I never attempt to use French words, because I don't speak French
  • I make it a point to carry several single dollars bills when I go out to use for tips, and to loan to other gentlemen who may be caught unprepared
  • I know and excercise the proper etiquette when shaking hands during an introduction
  • I am never late for work
  • I work diligently during my entire scheduled work day
  • I refer to those in positions of authority or respect by their title, until instructed to do otherwise


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2008-02-18, 7:56 PM #97
I keep a wire clotheshanger between the bed and cab of my truck. This way if I lose my key I can get back in.

I can also start my truck with anything I want, key be damned.

o.0
2008-02-18, 8:29 PM #98
I have 2 keys on 2 separate keyrings, 1 is my car keyring that has my gas cap key and my car key, the other is my house keyring that has everything else, AND a spare car key. That way I can't lock my keys in my car. And if I did, I know of at least 2 other ways to get into my car. These are all from lessons learned the hard way.
Warhead[97]
2008-02-18, 8:34 PM #99
Thats not manly, thats retard insurance.

Something warlockmish might need.
2008-02-18, 8:51 PM #100
A real man recognizes his own mild retardation and takes steps to hide it. ;)
Warhead[97]
2008-02-18, 8:53 PM #101
I keep a Bosch rotary hammer in my trunk.
"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!
2008-02-18, 9:09 PM #102
I let my girlfriend paint my toenails black yesterday.

I enjoy Smirnoff Ice.

I perpetually modify my beater-looking car. Its like the Millennium Falcon of the streets.
2008-02-18, 9:26 PM #103
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
I let my girlfriend paint my toenails black yesterday.

I enjoy Smirnoff Ice.

I perpetually modify my beater-looking car. Its like the Millennium Falcon of the streets.

Is she a fatty too? Or is it still the same fatty. WHO KNOWS.

I guess liking fatties is manly too.

Oh, added one:
I'm not Duo.
D E A T H
2008-02-18, 9:34 PM #104
Originally posted by LordVirus:
I keep a Bosch rotary hammer in my trunk.


bosch makes a pretty damn good rotary hammer.
2008-02-18, 9:52 PM #105
I have a pnuematic hammer that is pretty bad ***.

I think I bent the shaft the tool fits into when I was cutting a car in half with it.
2008-02-18, 10:43 PM #106
I have an orgy in the trunk of my car.
My blawgh.
2008-02-18, 11:25 PM #107
I have a good time in the trunk of Phantom Seraph's car.
2008-02-18, 11:46 PM #108
Originally posted by saberopus:
I have a good time in the trunk of Phantom Seraph's car.


point.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-02-18, 11:53 PM #109
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
I am comfortable enough with my masculinity that I don't feel the need to assert it by acting 'manly', and am willing to be in touch with my feminine side. Thus, through being effeminate, I am more manly than any of you!


http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5995/gayrileyfreemanhv7.jpg
2008-02-19, 12:17 AM #110
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
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Haha. Boondocks...so wonderful.
D E A T H
2008-02-19, 2:22 PM #111
Originally posted by Greenboy:
I keep a wire clotheshanger between the bed and cab of my truck. This way if I lose my key I can get back in.


Hey, and emergency abortions for anyone you might have knocked up on your travels.
2008-02-19, 3:00 PM #112
hahahaha
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-19, 6:20 PM #113
>_______________>

o.0
2008-02-20, 3:13 PM #114
Originally posted by Lord Kuat:
Hey, and emergency abortions for anyone you might have knocked up on your travels.


Exactly what I was thinking...sadly...
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2008-02-20, 4:30 PM #115
:master:
2008-02-21, 10:58 PM #116
I'm currently on a quest to drink every beer on every beer list at every bar in my town. Manly!
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-02-21, 11:11 PM #117
That's legit.
Pissed Off?
2008-02-22, 9:18 AM #118
I just wet shaved off a week's beard with a blunt razor and the very dregs of my can of shaving foam because I've just been informed we're going out tonight, so I had to shave BEFORE we go shopping tomorrow when I would have picked up supplies.

That bloody hurt.
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