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Post the extremely manly things you do
2008-02-17, 10:17 AM #41
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Yeah, I've started to see blood in my stool occasionally, and it'll sometimes hurt to push it out. I need to see the doctor, but I don't want to.

I just hope that this does not happen.

Uhh that's not good, chief. You should see a doctor. It's probably anal hemorraging but it's always nice to rule out colo-rectal cancer. Don't worry. I had the procedure done. The doc will look up your *** to find torn vessels or look for more serious things. That part will suck (or you might find it enjoyable). If it's anal hemorraging, s/he'll tell you to eat more fiber, keep hydrated, and avoid cheek-pinching.
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2008-02-17, 1:48 PM #42
I do what RingMaster does
And I sojourn out into the wilderness with no provisions [but an open face yuk yuk yuk]
And I don't plan ahead.
2008-02-17, 2:04 PM #43
I run Debian. Stable.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-02-17, 2:05 PM #44
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Uhh that's not good, chief. You should see a doctor. It's probably anal hemorraging but it's always nice to rule out colo-rectal cancer. Don't worry. I had the procedure done. The doc will look up your *** to find torn vessels or look for more serious things. That part will suck (or you might find it enjoyable). If it's anal hemorraging, s/he'll tell you to eat more fiber, keep hydrated, and avoid cheek-pinching.


That's what I figure, but like our national debt, I probably will ignore it until it becomes a real nuisance. I probably should try to make some time though. I'll mention it at my next check up, which should be soon.
2008-02-17, 2:34 PM #45
Originally posted by gbk:
I run Debian. Stable.


I'm not sure that counts.
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2008-02-17, 2:37 PM #46
I shave with a knife.
2008-02-17, 2:41 PM #47
I shave with a piece of glass.
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2008-02-17, 2:58 PM #48
I shave with another man's fist.
Wikissassi sucks.
2008-02-17, 3:08 PM #49
Maybe you should specify what part of your body you're shaving.
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2008-02-17, 3:14 PM #50
Pee in the sink.
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2008-02-17, 5:49 PM #51
Girls.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-02-17, 5:50 PM #52
Originally posted by Spook:
Girls.


Does this mean you do extremely manly girls?
I'm just a little boy.
2008-02-17, 5:52 PM #53
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
Does this mean you do extremely manly girls?


A bit of my manliness can't help but rub off I guess. Or, drip off, or whatever the case mebe.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-02-17, 6:34 PM #54
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
That's what I figure, but like our national debt, I probably will ignore it until it becomes a real nuisance. I probably should try to make some time though. I'll mention it at my next check up, which should be soon.


Must be nice to be able to afford a bloody *** exam.
2008-02-17, 6:41 PM #55
I plunder unsuspecting villages.

I also enjoy whiskey.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-02-17, 6:45 PM #56
Originally posted by Rob:
Must be nice to be able to afford a bloody *** exam.


You shouldn't complain. All you have to do is look in the mirror.
2008-02-17, 6:46 PM #57
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
You shouldn't complain. All you have to do is look in the mirror.


Please explain this comeback in detail.
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2008-02-17, 7:47 PM #58
Quote:
Please explain this comeback in detail.


His face is his ***.
Wikissassi sucks.
2008-02-17, 7:54 PM #59
More details.
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2008-02-17, 8:15 PM #60
Eww.
2008-02-17, 8:21 PM #61
EAT DANGER AND CRAP VICTORY!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2008-02-17, 8:24 PM #62
Originally posted by SavageX378:
EAT DANGER AND CRAP VICTORY!


You win.
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I'll never hear a word you say
2008-02-18, 4:15 AM #63
I burn quiche.

WITH MY EYES.
nope.
2008-02-18, 9:54 AM #64
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Yeah, I've started to see blood in my stool occasionally, and it'll sometimes hurt to push it out. I need to see the doctor, but I don't want to.

I just hope that this does not happen.


hemorrhoids
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2008-02-18, 10:32 AM #65
Originally posted by Echoman:
More details.


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2008-02-18, 10:37 AM #66
I drive truck for living. When i don't drive truck i drink beer and whiskey.

I also eat steel bars and sh*t chain.
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2008-02-18, 10:50 AM #67
  • I always open the door for ladies
  • I wear clothes that are clean and neatly pressed
  • I am kind to the wait staff at restaraunts
  • I know which fork to use first, and do
  • I always pay when I go out with a lady
  • I always open her door first when a lady enters my car
  • I begin and end conversations politely
  • I bring a small gift when I am invited to someone's home for dinner
  • I offer my jacket to my female companions when we are outdoors during the evening
  • I regularly send flowers to the lady I am currently involved with
  • I excercise proper manners when I am in the company of others
  • I never attempt to use French words, because I don't speak French
  • I make it a point to carry several single dollars bills when I go out to use for tips, and to loan to other gentlemen who may be caught unprepared
  • I know and excercise the proper etiquette when shaking hands during an introduction
  • I am never late for work
  • I work diligently during my entire scheduled work day
  • I refer to those in positions of authority or respect by their title, until instructed to do otherwise
2008-02-18, 10:53 AM #68
  • I play golf with my balls.
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-02-18, 10:56 AM #69
Originally posted by Steven:
  • I always open the door for ladies
  • I wear clothes that are clean and neatly pressed
  • I am kind to the wait staff at restaraunts
  • I know which fork to use first, and do
  • I always pay when I go out with a lady
  • I always open her door first when a lady enters my car
  • I begin and end conversations politely
  • I bring a small gift when I am invited to someone's home for dinner
  • I offer my jacket to my female companions when we are outdoors during the evening
  • I regularly send flowers to the lady I am currently involved with
  • I excercise proper manners when I am in the company of others
  • I never attempt to use French words, because I don't speak French
  • I make it a point to carry several single dollars bills when I go out to use for tips, and to loan to other gentlemen who may be caught unprepared
  • I know and excercise the proper etiquette when shaking hands during an introduction
  • I am never late for work
  • I work diligently during my entire scheduled work day
  • I refer to those in positions of authority or respect by their title, until instructed to do otherwise


Steven is a lady!
2008-02-18, 10:58 AM #70
Does that mean he's going to walk all over you?
2008-02-18, 11:07 AM #71
Steven has confused "gentleman" with "man".
2008-02-18, 11:19 AM #72
It's gentlemanly, which is the best kind of manly. Any idiot can be a fat, lazy, filthy, gas-emitting slob. It takes discipline, intelligence, and patience to be a gentleman.

Note, however, that most items on that list have a qualifier, such as "with a lady" or "in public." As with any man, when I am in the presence of just close friends or alone, the rules are changed.
2008-02-18, 11:49 AM #73
Originally posted by Steven:
  • I am kind to the wait staff at restaraunts
  • I never attempt to use French words, because I don't speak French

Liar!
2008-02-18, 12:08 PM #74
Originally posted by Steven:
It's gentlemanly, which is the best kind of manly. Any idiot can be a fat, lazy, filthy, gas-emitting slob. It takes discipline, intelligence, and patience to be a gentleman.

Note, however, that most items on that list have a qualifier, such as "with a lady" or "in public." As with any man, when I am in the presence of just close friends or alone, the rules are changed.


You then play golf with your balls too?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-02-18, 12:12 PM #75
Originally posted by Recusant:
Liar!


You never even pointed out that he spelled it wrong.

:psylon:
nope.
2008-02-18, 12:12 PM #76
I chase shots with Acetone.
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2008-02-18, 12:17 PM #77
Originally posted by Emon:
Sometimes, when I take a ****, it smells like a steel mill. :colbert:


I wouldnt call that manly, Didn't 'The Simpsons' teach you about the type of men that work in a steel mill?

http://www.vsocial.com/video/?d=47161

The youtube link is longer and crappier ;(
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2008-02-18, 12:28 PM #78
In my experience, generally mexican immigrants.
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2008-02-18, 12:46 PM #79
You do mexican immigrants?

:P
nope.
2008-02-18, 2:43 PM #80
Only generally, I guess.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
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