Allow me to explain this in brief and simple terms:

10 days ago: Girl from florida adds me on facebook.
8 days ago: Girl sends me loads of emails and wall posts on facebook telling me i'm awesome looking etc
7 days ago: sees my phonenumber and rings my mobile and leaves messages.
5 days ago: tells me in a call message tahts she is visiting u.k soon.
4 days ago: i pickup phone and talk to her for 3 hours. she tells me shes coming to england to visit friends and different cities in 1 month
3 days ago: phones me again, but now says she cant be bothered to travel much and wants to stay with me for 2 weeks.
2 days ago: phones me for 5 hours. She says she wants to stay at in my bed (plus extras) and tells me i'm her virtual british bf. Aeryn is officially smitten by now.
1 day ago: Hears that i am low on money and food since being unemployed, and offers to send money via paypal. She just sold her tv for $1400 and will be spending most of it when she comes to britain. adds me as her fiance on facebook
today: rings me 5 times. i cant even remember what we talked about.


OK....
This sort of thing just does not happen normally.
I've done some checking on her, and so far, its for real.

This girl is stunning. everything i want in awoman. Half swedish, half vietnamese, artistic, hot, crazy.
My housemates are worried she will steal all our stuff and will murder us in our sleep.

I havent got a clue what i'm doing here, why did i let it get this far?

Cons:
She may be a psycho.
the situation is weird.
she has a thing for british boys
she'll probably get bored of me after a few days

Pros:
she's damn hot
we're gonna be at "it" like rabbits
She's coming out to our social events, and having a hot lady by my side will make ex's jealous and friends envious.

WHAT TO DO!>!>!>D:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

hahaha nuts

i think this series of smilies sums up what you must do: :hist101::gbk::hist101::gbk::hist101:

Asian? Marry it.

Uh... wait until the money comes in. If the money comes in, she's legit, or wants to kill you in your sleep.

If money doesn't come, then she's for faksies.

How many facebook friends does she have? If it isn't that many... could still be a fake account. Can you find someone she doesn't seem too close to and confirm that she is in fact who she says she is? Can you find the friends she wants/wanted to visit in England and confirm?

It's kind of like your neighbor saying he saw aliens. You want to believe him, but you just can't be sure until you see proof.

Sounds pretty psychotic to me. And if it all works out, DAMN YOU! Er...I mean, congrats. >.>

Also, probably this.

If you are worried it is a trap, just give "her" over to JediKirby.

Haha, this sounds fascinating. I want daily progress reports.

You're really handsome.

send us nudes

It is in reality Moneyobies adopted chinese son.

this thread is useless without pics

pics

some of her other photo's were more... risque?

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

prove it

shes a crazy

crazy 'n' fake

DO IT

Possibilities :

A - It's real and she totally has a crush on you.
B - It's a scam meant to crush your very soul.
C - She is psycho and is going to kill you after she sexes you.

Options :

1 - Go for it.
2 - Run away.

Outcomes:

A1 : WOOOO!
A2 : Haha dumbass. :'(
B1 : :'(
B2 : You'll spend your life wondering if it was really A. Same as A2.
C1 : You get laid and die. (But at least you got laid!)
C2 : You don't get laid and eventually die anyway. Also see B2.

Since the only good outcome comes from option 1, that is the only logical choice.

innapropriate

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

wtf, why did you even ask us? DO DO DO DO DO

i humbly offer to serve as impartial judge of the facts saberopus@gmail.com lololololol

The safe answer is: You're screwed.

Heh.

Did she ever explain how she found your profile on Facebook?

I wouldn't take her. That's grade A crazy.

She sounds good for you, Ruth.

I think you should do it, if only so we can see how this works out.

Leave a note with one of your friends (not one that lives with you) telling them to post here if you die.

Gonna wake up in a bathtub full of ice

Oh, and also have said friend release your Stargate project if anything happens to you.

TAPE IT

Also keep an audio recorder. I want to be able to make a ****ty indie movie out of this event later.

No one ever got anywhere never taking any chances.

But there is the concern with her full-tilt insanity. I mean...I'd keep an eye on that. Maybe a gun, too.

Sure. What the hell? Go for it.

carry a knife?
invest in hidden cameras?
create a deadman's switch box of this information?
write a will?

Does she have any photos that weren't taken professionally?

She sounds and looks bonkers

You're going to die, but it might be worth it?

My bet's on a Massassian f'ing with your head, possibly as retribution for not giving us the Stargate mod already

I'd guess it probably a prank, or failing that just some random girl joking around. What's the worse that could happen, barring her being a serial killer.

it's vinny fishing for some manlove