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Stabbed and beheaded on bus in Canada
2008-08-01, 8:04 PM #81
Originally posted by Jep:
Annnnnd as always Obi_Kwiet flashes his moron badge.

I hope some day you find yourself in that situation.

I can already hear you screaming for mommy.


Hah! I was wondering who would fail the *blatant* sarcasm test. I thought that maybe no one would, but I was wrong. :awesome:


/gloating

Heh.
2008-08-01, 8:29 PM #82
backpedal
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-08-01, 10:08 PM #83
You're an idiot.
2008-08-01, 10:41 PM #84
:psylon:
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-08-02, 12:54 AM #85
Originally posted by Freelancer:
My father disarmed a knife-wielding mugger in D.C. several decades ago with an umbrella. It's not impossible..


And that, folks, is how his parents met.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-08-02, 6:12 AM #86
<3

On a more serious note I don't think theres enough space to swing a suitcase not umbrella in most buses.

:P
nope.
2008-08-02, 12:46 PM #87
You don't swing umbrellas, they don't cause slashing damage. They cause poking damage.
2008-08-02, 1:13 PM #88
You can put more force into a swing.
nope.
2008-08-02, 1:26 PM #89
Some umbrellas are more than meets the eye...
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Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-08-02, 1:28 PM #90
Have you seen Danny DeVito?

That's a regular sized umbrella.
nope.
2008-08-02, 1:29 PM #91
<.<
Attachment: 19826/britney_spears_umbrella.jpg (45,082 bytes)
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2008-08-02, 1:30 PM #92
Have you seen Batman Returns?

That umbrella doubles as a machinegun.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-08-02, 1:40 PM #93
Not in a long time.
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
<.<

And that totally looks like she just snatched the umbrella off the car. :omg:
nope.
2008-08-02, 1:45 PM #94
Psh...it looks like she's about to pull a impaling finishing move on that car.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2008-08-02, 1:48 PM #95
Failtality!
nope.
2008-08-02, 2:08 PM #96
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Oh wookie, you're so adorable when you're being stupid.

If a Muslim beheaded someone on an American bus, the press would run with it. They'd run as far as they can.


Exactly.

And I don't think most jihadists would fight the holy war with a knife on a bus in Canada.
2008-08-02, 4:29 PM #97
Followup on this story:

Police tape: Canada bus killer ate victim's flesh

:eek:
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-08-02, 4:36 PM #98
[quote=from the article]The RCMP described the tapes as "operational police communications and, as such, are not meant for public consumption." [/quote]

:gonk:
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2008-08-02, 6:36 PM #99
Originally posted by Uberslug:
Exactly.

And I don't think most jihadists would fight the holy war with a knife on a bus in Canada.


Of course not, most jihadists don't live in Canada. And he poses the hypothetical that American media would go crazy if a muslim beheaded somebody here. Since we don't have that case I submitted that the American media did not go crazy when a muslim went on a killing spree in a mall. We did go kind of crazy when a few people that only happened to be muslim did commit a few acts about seven years ago but I think we've grown a lot since then.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2008-08-02, 9:08 PM #100
Terrorists aren't stupid. Normally they plan out their attacks so they can get a bit more mileage out of their spree than the average emo kid with a bolt action rifle.

I hate the way people tend to go all fuzzy whenever they think about any enemy to their safety. It's not like they are motiveless zombies. It was the same with the whole red scare. All the sudden it's sweeping stereotypes and irrational generalizations that obfuscate efforts to to combat and eliminate the real problem.

The fact the propaganda is so easy makes me not like humanity. Not everyone's that way, of course, but the ratios are bad.
2008-08-02, 9:36 PM #101
Who's talking about terrorists?
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2008-08-02, 9:56 PM #102
Hmm. Eating the victim pretty much rules out a Muslim.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-08-02, 10:09 PM #103
But the victim wasn't a pig or a cop.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2008-08-02, 10:35 PM #104
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
You're an idiot.

proof
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-08-02, 11:15 PM #105
Quote:
Police tape: Canada bus killer ate victim's flesh
Quote:
the murder of a 22-year-old man, whom friends and family identified as Tim McLean

:gonk:
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2008-08-03, 1:44 AM #106
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Police tape: Canada bus killer ate victim's flesh


clearly he was just taking the s2 reactor into himself. perfectly normal.
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