I propose that Martyn's Penis be replaced with another's here. Izzy is probably morose.

Possible replacements:
Baconfish
landfish
fishstickz
Deadman
Latis

Of all the members listed there, only one (fishstickz) is actually on the chart. You need to put a member on the chart in order to kill him and take the penis.

Oh ok. I put Latis at (4, 6) and also attack him for his penis for mantrain.

landfish at (π, 4i)!

Landfish, Fishstickz and Baconfish at -12,-12

Fish unite to save the grid!

You have volunteered to murder Latis. Will accept any consequences for actions?

Say yes and your plan will be put to action.

edit: I'll just take that as a yes.

dalf's karma will be decreased!

FOR THE 13TH!

Dude, wtf. Since when am I friendly? Since when are you positive? I don't want to hang out with you, we should be at opposite corners!

I propose a standard authoritative/libertarian vrs traditional/progressive scale.

Updated. Check the first post for updates.


Backlog:
The combined egos of Freelancer and JM has completely clogged the intake of the mb vortex.
mb vortex completely collapses, and then explodes.
Explosion destroys part of the grid.
mb's body is sent to an alternate universe as the gravity of his fat collapsed upon him.
Freelancer and JM has survived the explosion.
Freelancer and JM are hanging onto dear life at the edge of the destroyed grid.

Wookie has been surrounded and attacked by Rob and his Roblings.
More Roblings has spawned (2).
Wookie requires medical attention.

Echo dons a construction helmet and is ready to build an establishment on the grid.

FGR travels to the center of the grid.

This thread is epic!

I want my manpliment back

Echoman's going to need help containing the Roblings in the third quadrant. I want to built a fortress around 0,-7.

I don't know where I go

I would have to take some kind of online quiz

That's easy.. you belong on 6,9.

...what a coincedence! Now you can help me up so I can build my fortress...

We have to prepare for the robling rush.

Oh wait, I read it wrong didn't I...

I'm going to build some photon cannons, three of them, at 3,6; 5,5; and 6,3. Their overlapping field of fire should decimate any approaching roblings.

Updated, so check OP. Construction will start next update.

Backlog:

dalf calls in his MURDER VAN.
dalf is preparing to drive his MURDER VAN to Latis at (4,6)

landfish's position cannot be found on the chart.
landfish's existence is questioned.
landfish has died.

fishstickz cannot be moved (-12,-12) without his consent or the votes of 2 other members.
Baconfish's request for fishstickz's move to the new coordinates is not approved unless another member votes in.
Baconfish's request for landfish's move to the new coordinates is not approved for he is dead.
Baconfish has been placed at (-12,-12) alone.
Rob and his Roblings attack and surround Baconfish.
Baconfish and Wookie require medical attention.

Echo begins construction.

Mar is still recovering.

fishstickz to (-12,-12)

I want to join the battle. :downs:

yeah where am i

I have banished SAJN_Master/Victor Van Dort/Rod Nog from my quadrant, and built a large wall around it. A large wall with guard towers. And punji sticks. And razor wire. And flood lights. And machine guns. And scary attack dogs. Super scary. So scary, the guy who trained them is afraid of them. No one is allowed in my quadrant of the chart.

Please put me nowhere near rob. I posit that I am Friendly but neither Cynical nor positive. A 0,10 spot would be best.

am I still dead?

Update. Many update news listed on the first post.

If you wish to be part of the chart, you can position yourself or someone do it for you.

You can also join the ranks under Steven if you wish. By doing so, you forfeit much of your freedom, but you can also help him build an empire faster.

If you're dead, you're dead. Unless someone thinks of a way to bring you back to life, you are still dead.



Backlog

With the support of Thrawn#'s, Freelancer and JM found the strength to pull themselves up.
Freelancer and JM will start construction next update.

Echo has finished construction. It is a new pillbox bunker.

Baconfish and Wookie still require medical attention.
No new Roblings have spawned as of this update.
Something may be in the works with Rob and his Roblings.

dalf is driving his MURDER VAN to Latis.

Mar is still recovering.
Mar may need emotional therapy.

Genki and I should then dominate the underworld.

i shall assume (-12, 8) with large cannons aimed directly at (-12, 9)

If not assumed to be a part of me already, I work on making myself super-infectious. Any that come into contact with me become ISB addicts and can infect others in a similar matter. Like zombies, you know.

If you are going to start zombies, you will be targeted as a hostile and incinerated immediately by any Photon Cannons in the area.

If you wish, you can place ISB members on the chart and create a nation/group/fighters or what not. But if you wish to go with zombies, you will have to develop an infection (by building research labs or underground facilities or where ever zombie infections tend to "happen").

Or you could slip me $50 to bite someone

Unfortunately, when I took control of my empire, several of my top scientists were in front of me in line at Hot Dog on a Stick. They were talking to each other, using big fancy words I couldn't understand. This confused and infuriated me, so I had them boiled and replaced with undergrads from Ashley J. Williams Community College.

Also unfortunately, a short while later, the super-human hormone project that the undergrads were working on went madly out of control, and the secret lab facility at the edge of my empire (3, -9) was destroyed. All of the undergrads were killed, leaving only one "survivor": a janitor head of genetic research (he was promoted after the Hot Dog on a Stick incident) named Scott. He seemed relatively normal, considering what he went through, though he looked a bit pale, growled and snarled a lot, and ate some of the dead undergrad students. Anyway, we found him, washed him, fed him some corpses I had lying around in my menagerie, congratulated him on not dying, gave him a medal, then banished him to Freelancer's creepy construction site.

Vegie starts his quest at (3,10)

Oh dear lord I tried to fix it and it all went horribly wrong! I DIDN'T KNOW!

WON'T SOMEBODY SAVE ME?

dude, mb vortex, what don't you understand, we're beyond dead

I'm working on a device to launch into the mb void to stabilize the expansion, and instead, create an unending source of power.

The top-right quadrant is slowly becoming warped and destroyed. The MB void is a problem that can no longer be ignored. While your quadrant may not be effected now, as time goes on, the MB void will continue to grow until it totally engulfs the whole chart.

It's time to gather our resources and fight back. Vegiemaster needs your support through funding and raw materials to make the MB Reactor (AKA MBeactor) a reality. Designs are finalized, and production will begin as soon as support picks up.

But the mb vortex is gone. It completely collapsed and exploded few updates ago...

actually, while you were paying attention to the other updates I managed to slip in undetected at 12, -12

however being destroyed in the previous updates has left me at a fraction of my original size!

I am gonna spend my next update hanging these up all over my construction area.

Admiral Zarn: -5, 12

I open my diplomacy panel and un-check the ally option on Dalf. My completed photon cannon should automatically fire upon his murder van.