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A chart.
2008-11-29, 3:46 AM #161
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Soon, I will distribute manlove to all around!!
2008-11-29, 4:59 AM #162
Not if I can help it. Fire!
2008-11-29, 8:44 AM #163
Originally posted by JM:
Not if I can help it. Fire!

EVASIVE MANUVERS!

ECHOMAN! I need to get to Martyn fast!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2008-11-29, 8:50 AM #164
**** it I'm making a break for it using Wookie and then Pommy as bait for the Roblings.
nope.
2008-11-29, 8:53 AM #165
*GASP*

Must MOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
2008-11-29, 9:28 AM #166
/me slowly moves the massassi server across the x axis in hopes of making it out alive
2008-11-29, 10:10 AM #167
I shall build a 24-hour diner!
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-11-29, 10:23 AM #168
/me fires robling seeking missles
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-11-29, 10:33 AM #169
*goes on a tangent*
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-11-29, 10:55 AM #170
I am "plotting" to take over!

My first plot is the solution of x^2+y^2=9. Everyone within this area is now my slave!

I instruct my slaves to build a giant statue of my likeness.
Stuff
2008-11-29, 11:48 AM #171
Originally posted by Admiral Zarn:
heh... <_<... I would like to build a command bunker at -6, 11


Can I move in with you? Please? SAVE ME!
2008-11-29, 1:14 PM #172
UPDATED! Check the first post for news statements per usual.

Kyle90, you have to hold off world domination ideas while still being employed by Freelancer. I don't think Freelancer likes slacking or daydreaming on the job (unless permitted by him to do so).


Previously...

JM has finished his second Photon Cannon.
JM is beginning to construct his last Cannon at (3,6)

JM has found a "Useful Crystal Object" at (6,6)
JM has plugged in his two completed Proton Cannons. They are now online.


JM's two Photon Cannons opened fire on dalf's escaping MURDER VAN.
dalf's MURDER VAN has exploded.
The condition of the MURDER VAN occupants is currently unknown.

Freelancer's fortress is now COMPLETE!
Freelancer threw a party for his completed fortress because he seems like such a nice guy.
Echo, Geb and Kyle90 join the party.
Kyle90 gives Freelancer a gift: A Laser Coilgun.
Kyle90 is now employed by Freelancer in his fortress.

Steven uses slave labor to start building his hidden fortress at (5,-11)

NoESC has assembled his big cannon.
NoESC's cannon is now aimed at Rob and his Roblings.

Mar begins planning for a new armor suit at his new engineering drafting table.

Baconfish and Wookie still require medical attention.

Pommy has spawned at (-10,-10)
The Roblings are alerted to his presence.

DrkJedi has spawned 6 units under the grid.
DrkJedi has died.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-11-29, 2:01 PM #173
I officially relinquish kyle90 as my employee and now view him as a peer. He still gets to keep his 15 womenz.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-11-29, 2:02 PM #174
With the photon cannons complete, I'll head down to free's fortress and warp in a pylon at 3,-5.
2008-11-30, 12:57 AM #175
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
Can I move in with you? Please? SAVE ME!


I offer sanctuary to those who help in the construction of my base!
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2008-11-30, 12:18 PM #176
I'll help you, if you let me train soldiers and build weapons and vehicles nearby. I'll also give you weapons and vehicles.
2008-11-30, 12:55 PM #177
A power source for the laser coilgun, you say? I think I'll capture one of the roblings and attach it to my anger-electric converter. That should provide a surplus of energy for the coilgun.
Stuff
2008-11-30, 1:08 PM #178
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
I'll help you, if you let me train soldiers and build weapons and vehicles nearby. I'll also give you weapons and vehicles.


Ok.
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2008-11-30, 1:12 PM #179
Originally posted by Admiral Zarn:
Ok.


Excellent! We must begin construction right away. I will begin training an Army and Air Force, and I will also build weapons, tanks, helicopters and planes at -5, 9.
2008-11-30, 2:36 PM #180
Originally posted by kyle90:
A power source for the laser coilgun, you say? I think I'll capture one of the roblings and attach it to my anger-electric converter. That should provide a surplus of energy for the coilgun.


Dude, we could sell power to the entire grid and still have a surplus.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-11-30, 2:42 PM #181
Fine, if you don't need my pylon, well, screw you. :argh:

I guess I'm going to go out for lunch at that diner, then.
2008-11-30, 3:14 PM #182
It's always open! Even while under construction!
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-11-30, 3:53 PM #183
Oh, I forgot to mention that all of the peasants I sent to Freelancer were infected with meningitis .
2008-11-30, 4:09 PM #184
Oh, and I forgot to mention that I razed your bunker this morning.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-11-30, 4:13 PM #185
That's OK, the bunker was just a ploy to get you to accept my disposable disease carriers. Now you, Kyle, and all those in your fortress have meningitis (and possibly smallpox, which the children were infected with). Echoman, please make a note that NATO and the WHO have quarantined Free's Fortress, from -1,9 to 3,-5.
2008-11-30, 4:19 PM #186
I un-ally Steven.

And also Free. I don't want any of that ****.

Sorry Free.
2008-11-30, 4:28 PM #187
[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/stevenvaladez/Wow/Crap/freemomsmiley-1.png], (3,0)

Immense gravitational pull anyone?
nope.
2008-12-01, 7:46 AM #188
updated.


Previously, on the chart o' drama...

JM has finished constructing his final Photon Cannon.
All Photon Cannons continue to fire at dalf.
dalf has taken cover behind his destroyed MURDER VAN.
dalf does not have much time as his cover is being blow to pieces by the Photon Cannons.
Mar is traveling to dalf to help him.
Mar is still injured so he might need some time to arrive at dalf.

Freelancer has started constructing Steven's bunker.
Kyle90 is busy installing his Laser Coilgun to Freelancer's Fortress.
Note: Once the Laser Coilgun is finished being assembled, it will require a power source.

Steven is still busy instructing his people to continue to build his palace.

Pommy is now surrounded by Roblings.
Baconfish tried to make a run for it. He did not get far.
In response to new activity, more Roblings were spawned.
Baconfish has suffered more injuries during his escape attempt and still requires medical attention.

MacFarlane has spawned at (-3,3).
MacFarlane dons a construction helmet and begins work for his new diner.

Adm.Zarn dons a construction helmet and begins work for his command center.
Anakin# flees to Adm.Zarn while the Photon Cannons were preoccupied in trying to make dalf dead.

NoESC can not fire his cannon with missiles.
In order for NoESC to use missiles, he needs to build a missle launcher.

Cool Matty arrives pulling a red wagon with Massassi's server on it.
Cool Matty is walking down the x axis.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-12-01, 2:38 PM #189
I'd like some turducken and spotted dick, please.
2008-12-01, 2:43 PM #190
I'm sure you would.
2008-12-01, 2:56 PM #191
No wise cracks, I tried to save your ***.
2008-12-01, 3:06 PM #192
Sir, this is a fine establishment! We don't serve dick here. Spotted or otherwise. :colbert:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-12-01, 3:24 PM #193
Someone needs to go ahead and make a turn based multiplayer strategy game out of this.

Something a little like Ogre Battle or Front Mission, only with forum caricatures no one outside of this forum will ever understand.
2008-12-01, 8:18 PM #194
No. It would be a stupid piece of **** with no creativity. Part of the charm is that we can do whatever we want, as long as echoman can draw it.
2008-12-01, 8:34 PM #195
Oh, turducken coming right up.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-12-01, 8:58 PM #196
Originally posted by JM:
No. It would be a stupid piece of **** with no creativity. Part of the charm is that we can do whatever we want, as long as echoman can draw it.


Sarcastic rob is sarcastic.
2008-12-01, 10:12 PM #197
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Oh, turducken coming right up.


Could you ship us some of that turducken? I can pay for it once I figure out if my weapons are being built.
2008-12-02, 11:14 AM #198
ok fine /me fires big *** cannon at the roblings
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-12-02, 1:29 PM #199
I suggest we bomb Steven's fortress now that he's banned.
2008-12-02, 1:45 PM #200
I move into Steven's abandoned fortress and resume operations.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
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