I have the first 15 pages or so of my thesis due tomorrow. I have maybe 2 of those pages done. Then the day after tomorrow I have 3 more papers due - ones of them can be very short, so that's exciting, but it's supposed to be about a concert I don't remember happening. On Monday The first section of my program notes are due and sometime amidst all of this I have to read 9 chapters and write 9 papers (that are about 4 pages each) and the textbook makes me want to throw it against a wall. Those need to be done at least by the end of next week.
In between all of this I have to memorize 2 songs (one Italian and one German) by the day after tomorrow and I have 3 big concerts to sing in, though if there is a God one might be canceled. One on Thursday, one on Friday and one on Sunday.
And I'm wasting time like an idiot instead of doing any of this, so I'll probably fail or some such.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.