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I just accomplished what most of you nerds only dream about.

2009-02-07, 9:44 PM #1

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

I just got done having sex while playing World of Warcraft.
:master:

(the best part is my wife gave me permission to post about it here.. >.>)

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-02-07, 9:46 PM #2

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Internet marriages don't count.

2009-02-07, 9:46 PM #3

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

gentlemen don't bang and tell. :colbert:

DO NOT WANT.

2009-02-07, 9:48 PM #4

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

I can't imagine you did either of them well if you did it at the same time.

Also, WoW sucks.

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2009-02-07, 10:05 PM #5

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Seriously?
That has to be the lamest dream I've ever heard about.
Do you mean cybering or actual sex?
If it's actual sex, that's even worse, how bad is the sex that you have to game during? o_O

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2009-02-07, 10:13 PM #6

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

I just got done having sex while playing World of Warcraft.
:master:

So you had about enough time to walk from the water vendor to the BG NPC? Neat.

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2009-02-07, 10:22 PM #7

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

WoW head or actual sex?
WoW head I can understand, but if you were actually ****ing and playing WoW, then WOW, that's really weird.

2009-02-07, 11:31 PM #8

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

you know, I've got nothing. Part of me shakes my head in disgust while part of me wants to shake your hand

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-02-07, 11:40 PM #9

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

Hehe, if it weren't for my honor, and protecting the honor of others, I'd post what me and my ex were doing, while having sex, and I'd put you all to shame.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2009-02-07, 11:45 PM #10

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Stealing things and running from the border patrol?

DO NOT WANT.

2009-02-07, 11:57 PM #11

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

....

What is it with me for reading creepy threads tonight? I spent more time in GBS than I should have and now I open this up.

And this is a "LOL I HAD SEX AND U DIDNT!!1" thread straight up.

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2009-02-08, 12:06 AM #12

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

Originally posted by Zell:

Stealing things and running from the border patrol?

stop stereotyping you big jerk!

2009-02-08, 12:07 AM #13

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Originally posted by TheNewKid:

stop stereotyping you big jerk!

You haven't been at massassi long enough, clearly. This is SF_Gold.

DO NOT WANT.

2009-02-08, 12:08 AM #14

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

i know enough that he likes playing songs about your genitals while selling burritos on his taco stand

2009-02-08, 12:10 AM #15

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

please let that be a joke.

DO NOT WANT.

2009-02-08, 12:11 AM #16

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

(I'm pretty sure it was)

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-02-08, 12:12 AM #17

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

People still play WoW? And still get amazed over El Maco's amazing Speedy Gonzales adventures?

Hum.

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2009-02-08, 12:13 AM #18

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=53259

2009-02-08, 12:35 AM #19

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

You know what would be even more fun? Having sex while not playing World of Warcraft.

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2009-02-08, 12:45 AM #20

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

I just got done having sex while playing World of Warcraft.
:master:

(the best part is my wife gave me permission to post about it here.. >.>)

WAT

woot!

2009-02-08, 12:47 AM #21

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by Gebohq:

Also, WoW sucks.

so does sarn's wife :ninja:

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-02-08, 12:50 AM #22

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

I don't think I ever dreamed about that

2009-02-08, 1:01 AM #23

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

You know what would be even more fun? Having sex while not playing World of Warcraft.

:master::master::master:

DO NOT WANT.

2009-02-08, 3:38 AM #24

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

Most of you nerds?

Most of you nerds?

Jesus. Your wife was having sex with you and you were too busy with a video game to pay her attention. You nerds? The ****?

2009-02-08, 3:56 AM #25

Molgrew

Giddyup 409

Posts: 1,557

****ing pathetic

2009-02-08, 6:52 AM #26

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

You know what would be even more fun? Having sex while not playing World of Warcraft.

I don't disagree...

Originally posted by Jon`C:

Most of you nerds?

Most of you nerds?

Jesus. Your wife was having sex with you and you were too busy with a video game to pay her attention. You nerds? The ****?

No, it was her idea.

To clarify, it was something her, me, my sister, and her husband were joking about the other day (all of us play WoW), then last night, we were about to have sex and she was like, "Lets have sex while you play WoW, so we can be cooler than your sister and her husband." So I was like. "Ok."

All in all, I died like 4 times in WoW from being.. distracted, and the experience is not something I'd choose to repeat but was awesome to do once, just to be able to say that I've done it.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-02-08, 6:54 AM #27

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

Back in the day, the Greeks invented sex.

Of course, then us Italians introduced it to women.

But the point is, back then, it was lovemaking. Sex lasted all night in a wine induced humping frenzy.

Then people like you come along......

NERD

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2009-02-08, 6:56 AM #28

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

I'm pretty sure that if you look in the Big Book of Awesome, having sex while playing WoW isn't even referenced.

... now the Big Book of Nerd Needs Better Ways to Spice Up Sex Life, maybe it's another story.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-02-08, 7:25 AM #29

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

pssh youre just jealous.

>.>

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-02-08, 7:29 AM #30

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

Granted, if I caught myself playing WoW, having sex would be about the only way to make it worth it. That said, no.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-02-08, 7:48 AM #31

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

She actually ****ed him in the *** with a strapon, so all he had to do was bend over the keyboard

:master::master::master:

2009-02-08, 7:51 AM #32

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Sarn, you're a moron. You guys only manage to look immature and idiotic, really.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-02-08, 8:13 AM #33

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Sarn dropped his loot all over her.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-02-08, 8:33 AM #34

Dark__Knight

Blockyness Rocks!

Posts: 3,011

Originally posted by Krokodile:

Sarn dropped his loot all over her.

lol

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2009-02-08, 8:43 AM #35

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Originally posted by Krokodile:

Sarn dropped his loot all over her.

2009-02-08, 9:01 AM #36

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

...GET OFF MY INTERNET.

nope.

2009-02-08, 9:34 AM #37

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by Krokodile:

Sarn dropped his loot all over her.

you saved the thread right there

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-02-08, 11:38 AM #38

Backslash

#dbztdir-ian

Posts: 345

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

pssh youre just jealous.

>.>

Sarn...

2009-02-08, 11:55 AM #39

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Just out of morbid curiosity, what were you doing in WoW?

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2009-02-08, 11:59 AM #40

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

leroooooyy jennnnnnkins

DO NOT WANT.