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I just accomplished what most of you nerds only dream about.
2009-02-09, 7:48 PM #81
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Saving Private Ryan is nothing. We've had sex to Dance of the Dead.


Just to clarify for everyone - This means Sarn has seen a girl naked


in case that wasnt clear

because you all care
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-02-09, 7:49 PM #82
WAIT. A massassian had sex?

I mean, I never could've guessed. No one EVER mentions it.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2009-02-09, 7:50 PM #83
So what makes you want to throw up more?

How terrible that movie is or knowing you married over stickam only to brag about a bunch of no one cares like a creepo.

You aren't earning any internets here sir.
2009-02-09, 7:57 PM #84
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Wait, Shaving Private Ryan is an actual porn movie?


I don't think so, but Shaving Ryan's Privates is a documentary about porn movies.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-02-09, 7:59 PM #85
A porn documentary? Wouldn't that itself become porn?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-02-09, 8:02 PM #86
If they want anyone to watch it, it will be.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-02-09, 8:04 PM #87
How do you know this. What secrets about this Ryan do you know.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-02-09, 8:05 PM #88
Maybe he likes to watch how tos on ball shaving. I don't know.

I think I'm going to stay away from this one because any time that poster replies he's just implicating himself further anyways.
2009-02-10, 12:39 AM #89
Wife? Oh, so he's the ***** in the relationship.

I see.
D E A T H
2009-02-10, 1:22 AM #90
This thread has gone terribly wrong! :psyduck:
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-02-10, 2:06 AM #91
Gone?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-02-10, 3:15 AM #92
Good Grief, and you think thats a good thing?

Imagine if you got her pregnant (God Forbid)

Do you really want to tell your kid they were concieved whilst playing WoW?
2009-02-10, 3:37 AM #93
Originally posted by The_Reafis:
Good Grief, and you think thats a good thing?

Imagine if you got her pregnant (God Forbid)

Do you really want to tell your kid they were concieved whilst playing WoW?


Well, at least the kid would never play WoW after that.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-02-10, 6:08 AM #94
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2009-02-10, 6:43 AM #95
Yeah cause parents regularly tell their kids all about their conception. :huh:

Besides, she's on birth control.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-02-10, 8:16 AM #96
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Yeah cause parents regularly tell their kids all about their conception. :huh:


Ok so my first reaction to this post was to imagine the kind of twisted hippy parents that might do that as some kind of 'sharing experience'

My next was what it would be like to be the kid.

Then it was me, with my actual parents, actually telling me.

Well I'd like to thank everyone involved in this line of joke for the resulting mental image. You all suck, and not in the good way.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-02-10, 10:40 AM #97
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
I just got done having sex while playing World of Warcraft.
:master:

(the best part is my wife gave me permission to post about it here.. >.>)


Thats a pretty weak accomplishment seriously....
\(='_'=)/
2009-02-10, 10:49 AM #98
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Yeah cause parents regularly tell their kids all about their conception. :huh:


Hey what's to stop you from 'gloating' about your 'accomplishment' to your kids? You just posted it on a website where people are even less likely to give a flying hoot.

And Zloc : Sex is kind of old news for several of a good portion of older massassians, so its not much of a surprise? Remember how I almost had a baby? That wasn't done by playing cards. :P
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-02-10, 10:51 AM #99
Originally posted by Jep:
Remember how I almost had a baby? That wasn't done by playing cards. :P



Yea! It was Warcraft 3 :colbert:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-02-10, 10:52 AM #100
Well played, good sir.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-02-10, 10:55 AM #101
Originally posted by silent_killa:
Thats a pretty weak accomplishment seriously....


more like an achievement emirite
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-02-10, 11:32 AM #102
Massassi keeps logs of threads for more than 9 months, right?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
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2009-02-10, 11:41 AM #103
Theres threads from 2005 still. :P
nope.
2009-02-10, 12:19 PM #104
i know plenty of people who know where they were conceived, and what was going on at the time.

for instance, myself, it was their anniversary, and the coldest november in 20 years in chicago. they had to keep warm somehow.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2009-02-10, 12:46 PM #105
haha ford was an accident. :v
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-10, 12:52 PM #106
There were claw marks on the side of her uterus.

Ah he was a miracle baby, but, I guess I was just too burned out on raising you kids that I just didn't care.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-02-10, 1:08 PM #107
I thought most of us dreamed about MFF threesomes....
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2009-02-10, 1:54 PM #108
Originally posted by Jep:
And Zloc : Sex is kind of old news for several of a good portion of older massassians, so its not much of a surprise? Remember how I almost had a baby? That wasn't done by playing cards. :P

Yeah, I remember that. I guess satirical/sarcastic posts ftl?
I had a blog. It sucked.
2009-02-10, 2:13 PM #109
Well, I know the day when I was conceived, because it was a rather crazy days for my parents.

October 17, 1989. I was being conceived when it happened. :P

For those of you who don't know what happened that day, maybe you should do a quick google search.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-02-10, 3:02 PM #110
somemexicanrevolution im guessing

2009-02-10, 3:08 PM #111
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
somemexicanrevolution im guessing


Please don't stereotype. It hurts my feelings. :colbert:
DO NOT WANT.
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