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I just accomplished what most of you nerds only dream about.
2009-02-08, 12:15 PM #41
I was actually traveling from Ogrimmar to Stranglethorn Vale.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-02-08, 12:18 PM #42
It was her idea.

Wow. You've got a keeper Sarn (I'm serious).

Where do I find one that makes suggestions like that (I'm not saying I'd go through with them, but...)
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2009-02-08, 12:20 PM #43
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
I was actually traveling from Ogrimmar to Stranglethorn Vale.


did you go through ratchet and get on the boat to booty bay?
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-02-08, 12:33 PM #44
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
I just accomplished what most of you nerds only dream about.


Yep. You created a thread that is >1 page long.
Stuff
2009-02-08, 12:36 PM #45
Originally posted by landfish:
did you go through ratchet and get on the boat to booty bay?


neeeeeeeeeeerrd
2009-02-08, 12:37 PM #46
Originally posted by Molgrew:
neeeeeeeeeeerrd


gee, and here i thought someone would first make fun of the name "booty bay" given the context of this thread
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-02-08, 1:38 PM #47
Been there, done that. Wasn't very good @ all. At either.

If you said you had a threesome, I would have said you did accomplish what most of us dream of.

Although, technically, you had a "nerdcore" 3 some.. Your wife, you, and your computer, with you sandwiched in the middle :D :v:
2009-02-08, 4:40 PM #48
Tacky.
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2009-02-08, 4:44 PM #49
What kind of a stooge needs to play a video game during sex, with a woman.

Is she so fugly you need to focus on something else while she hides your ham in her hot pocket?
2009-02-08, 4:46 PM #50
Why would you ruin sex by polluting it with World of Warcraft.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-02-08, 4:51 PM #51
He was grinding, duh.
2009-02-08, 4:57 PM #52
A+, Rob. Awesome.
Warhead[97]
2009-02-08, 5:02 PM #53
Hey guys, did you know sarn is married? Yea I heard about it on stickam ^.^

Now that Sarn has publicly admitted to having sex, he can be accepted into our modern society.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-02-08, 5:03 PM #54
Not only did he admit to having sex, it wasn't with one of the several minors he usually hits on.
2009-02-08, 5:08 PM #55
last two posts win.
2009-02-08, 6:40 PM #56
how is that even possible, wtf
2009-02-08, 6:44 PM #57
He did it doggy style, and put the laptop on her back. (that's how I think the most comfortable position would be)
2009-02-08, 6:55 PM #58
Unless he was on his knees playing, and on the receiving end.

It would explain the "had trouble because I was 'distracted'" comment.
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2009-02-09, 12:04 AM #59
You know what would be MY nerds sex dream? Oh man, I'm sure a lot of us have had a similiar dream.

My girlfriend having a SUPER high quality costume of a blue twilek female, and using it during a passionate session of hot sex, imagine the possibilites!

Now THAT is something I'd post about.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-02-09, 12:09 AM #60
what the ****

thats disgusting

o.0
2009-02-09, 12:16 AM #61
pics or it didn't happen
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2009-02-09, 12:18 AM #62
Originally posted by Greenboy:
what the ****

thats disgusting


I beg your pardon?

edit: and thats not even the best one! :D
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-02-09, 12:24 AM #63
That fantasy is why you never get laid.

That and because you look like you smell. A lot.
2009-02-09, 1:59 AM #64
I might enjoy the girl in a slave Leia costume and me in a Jabba the Hutt one.

Of course if you're mb all you'd need is body paint.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-02-09, 2:04 AM #65
:master:
we need a 'zing' emote.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-09, 4:24 AM #66
Psh. Deus Ex head is better.
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2009-02-09, 7:12 AM #67
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I beg your pardon?

edit: and thats not even the best one! :D


Haha who photoshopped her shirt to be low cut

WAS IT YOU:awesomelon:
2009-02-09, 7:13 AM #68
Originally posted by LordVirus:
Psh. Deus Ex head is better.


Oh my god JC
2009-02-09, 12:01 PM #69
Having sex while doing anything other than sex is not my idea of fun.
Think while it's still legal.
2009-02-09, 12:02 PM #70
Originally posted by LordVirus:
Psh. Deus Ex head is better.


fix'd
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-09, 1:57 PM #71
Originally posted by SAJN:
Having sex while doing anything other than sex is not my idea of fun.


I don't know, I had a girlfriend once that loved getting busy while we were watching children's cartoons. Scoooooby dooooooooooooooooo!
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2009-02-09, 3:06 PM #72
I fooled around while watching Saving Private Ryan once. It was confusing. :(
Warhead[97]
2009-02-09, 3:11 PM #73
So, about what post did this thread stop being about Sarn's sad sex life and become about burning eachother with vague sexual references?
2009-02-09, 3:17 PM #74
The first one.


cuz its creepy
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-02-09, 3:17 PM #75
post 1
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-09, 3:38 PM #76
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
So, about what post did this thread stop being about Sarn's sad sex life and become about burning eachother with vague sexual references?


That's like asking at what point in contracting HIV did things go from good to bad.
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2009-02-09, 7:17 PM #77
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
I fooled around while watching Saving Private Ryan once. It was confusing. :(



lolol wtf, i can imagine, sort of
2009-02-09, 7:42 PM #78
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
I fooled around while watching Saving Private Ryan once. It was confusing. :(

A history and anatomy lesson all rolled into one! :eng101:
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2009-02-09, 7:42 PM #79
Saving Private Ryan is nothing. We've had sex to Dance of the Dead.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2009-02-09, 7:43 PM #80
Wait, Shaving Private Ryan is an actual porn movie?
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