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Swine Flu
2009-04-29, 2:29 PM #81
http://doihaveswineflu.org/

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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-04-29, 3:19 PM #82
Newspaper headline read "IT'S HERE" this morning
Hooray fearmongering!
(Edmonton Alberta FYI)
2009-04-29, 4:20 PM #83
[http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1075/1020203361_5c2d26ab0c_o.jpg]
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2009-04-29, 4:24 PM #84
Pandapple?
2009-04-30, 8:58 AM #85
[http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3/Gluben/SwineFlu.jpg]
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2009-04-30, 9:26 AM #86
some officials warn that we are now on the brink of a new pandemic that will eclips the current swine flu outbreaks in a matter of days!!!

the dreaded AvianSwine flu!!!

[http://www.streamingoldies.com/content-images/SOP/FlyingPigs.jpg]
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2009-04-30, 11:24 AM #87
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
some officials warn that we are now on the brink of a new pandemic that will eclips the current swine flu outbreaks in a matter of days!!!

the dreaded AvianSwine flu!!!


The about-to-be-declared pandemic is, in fact, a hybridization of two types of swine, avian and human influenza strains.
2009-04-30, 11:25 AM #88
Basically what I'm telling you is that nature already made that joke. It wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now.
2009-04-30, 11:25 AM #89
Is that a JK sky texture?
2009-04-30, 12:33 PM #90
[http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f221/RamblinJay/pic18651.jpg]
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2009-05-01, 3:00 PM #91
i think they should change it to Bacon Fever... it sounds delicious that way.
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2009-05-01, 3:03 PM #92
I tried calling the swine flu helpline, but all I got was crackling.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2009-05-01, 3:37 PM #93
Stop telling pork-pies.
nope.
2009-05-02, 1:30 AM #94
December 24th, 2012.
2009-05-02, 9:02 AM #95
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2009-05-02, 9:08 AM #96
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jVjq5eEi7w7p4zgIjnSIiBIZ7RkQD97TEKMO0

Overreaction much?
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-05-02, 12:59 PM #97
Not so much an overreaction as just stupid. Egypt clearly has no idea what is actually happening but wants to look like it's been paying attention.
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2009-05-02, 1:00 PM #98
It was once said that pigs would fly when a black president was elected in the US. 100 days after he takes office swine flu...
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-05-02, 1:20 PM #99
yeah thats old now zanardi. its like all over the intarwebz.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-05-02, 1:23 PM #100
oh :( I thought I was a comedian
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-05-02, 2:27 PM #101
Guys hear about that zombie version...like 12 cases of it in mexico..after you die from the Swine Flu your body turns back on and you go into a rage for 2 hours before dieing again
2009-05-02, 2:32 PM #102
That wasn't death, the Mexicans had a Siesta.
nope.
2009-05-02, 2:46 PM #103
I particularly like how schools and councils are putting anti-bacterial soap in order to protect us from a virus. Erm.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2009-05-02, 2:48 PM #104
And it makes me sad that the school didn't have that in the first place.
nope.
2009-05-02, 3:42 PM #105
Originally posted by Baconfish:
And it makes me sad that the school didn't have that in the first place.


There's very little evidence to show that antibacterial soap is much better than plain soap and water.

Originally posted by Dr. Stuart Levy, microbiologist at Tufts University:
Dousing everything we touch with antibacterial soaps and taking antibiotic medications at the first sign of a cold can upset the natural balance of microorganisms in and around us, leaving behind only the 'superbugs'
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2009-05-02, 3:43 PM #106
Touché sir, Touché.
nope.
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