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VIRGIN THREAD only post itt if you've never had sex

2009-06-26, 6:04 PM #1

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Apparently most of Massassi is now getting some on a regular basis. Well, to hell with them. Here's a place where all us virgins can come and commiserate about how nobody will ever love us.

:gbk::gbk::gbk::gbk::gbk::gbk::gbk::gbk:

Stuff

2009-06-26, 6:09 PM #2

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

(I could have posted on this thread a month ago.)

2009-06-26, 6:10 PM #3

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Gay sex doesn't count. Penis + vagina onry

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2009-06-26, 6:11 PM #4

ELITE WARRIOR

1337 \/\/422102

Posts: 583

Buttsex counts.

2009-06-26, 6:17 PM #5

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

also - congrats, Vin!

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Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-06-26, 6:22 PM #6

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

I'm 17, Although that means im legal by three years (Alberta lolololol) im still :gbk:.

2009-06-26, 6:25 PM #7

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Age of consent is 17 in Illinois, so I still have 5 months :ninja:

I, for one, don't care though.

But I may be the only virgin who posts with a girlfriend. Anyone to contradict me?

I had a blog. It sucked.

2009-06-26, 6:52 PM #8

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

[sorry for breaking the rules]

where do you live in IL, zloc? The wife's from Chicago.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-06-26, 7:07 PM #9

gbk

Posts: 10,562

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2009-06-26, 7:19 PM #10

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

whats a vagina?

2009-06-26, 8:38 PM #11

Mentat

Human Computer

Posts: 2,844

What are you folks waiting for? I got started when I was 15 & it has been a hell of a ride. I'm married now though. I say get out there & play the field before it's too late. You ****ers have wasted enough time already. This isn't the ****ing Jonas brothers.

? :)

2009-06-26, 9:07 PM #12

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

But we could be ****ing the Jonas brothers.

2009-06-26, 9:21 PM #13

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

no you cant. they have promise rings.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-06-26, 9:29 PM #14

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Mentat posted in the virgin thread, so he's a virgin!!

(har)

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-06-26, 9:30 PM #15

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Originally posted by Mentat:

What are you folks waiting for?

I think you'll find we're waiting for girls that are willing to have sex with us.

Such is my life

Too broke for hookers, too ugly to get laid the old-fashioned way.

Stuff

2009-06-26, 9:31 PM #16

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

we were at a restaurant a little while ago and i swear this lady who walked in was a hooker. kyle, you dont want a hooker.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-06-26, 9:32 PM #17

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Desperate men do regrettable things sometimes.

(No, I don't actually want a hooker. Though at this point, I see little other choice)

Stuff

2009-06-26, 9:36 PM #18

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

Don't worry, i am too!

2009-06-26, 9:59 PM #19

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

Posts: 2,196

Does rape count?

My blawgh.

2009-06-26, 10:08 PM #20

JediNeo

Not Important Enough For A Title

Posts: 1,044

"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"

2009-06-26, 10:26 PM #21

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Originally posted by kyle90:

I'll post, but I won't commiserate about how no one will ever love me. I prefer it that way. The occasional meaningless **** would be nice, but I haven't figured that out yet.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2009-06-26, 10:32 PM #22

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

ITT sad faces

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2009-06-26, 11:01 PM #23

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

I kissed a girl once, but on the cheek and then only because she said I wouldn't. I don't think that counts...

Recently I've decided that I really don't want a girlfriend. Of course, it has been a very long time since I've even liked anyone one, so maybe I've just forgotten what it's like.

2009-06-26, 11:05 PM #24

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Frankly I don't have time or energy to bother with all the crap. Lame, I know.

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-06-26, 11:08 PM #25

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:

I kissed a girl

but did you like it?

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2009-06-26, 11:10 PM #26

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Originally posted by sugarless:

Frankly I don't have time or energy to bother with that crap. Lame, I know.

hmm... you said Frankly, and franks are another name for hot dogs... and hot dogs are vaguely shaped like male organs... i think you are having some sexual repression issues! :ninja:

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2009-06-26, 11:24 PM #27

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Originally posted by Darth_Alran:

hmm... you said Frankly, and franks are another name for hot dogs... and hot dogs are vaguely shaped like male organs... i think you are having some sexual repression issues! :ninja:

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2009-06-27, 12:06 AM #28

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

Originally posted by landfish:

ITT sad faces and creepiness

fix'd

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2009-06-27, 12:09 AM #29

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

Originally posted by dalf:

Whats on car #3?

2009-06-27, 12:26 AM #30

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

I'm afraid I have, in fact, been on the mantrain with Martyn. And Jep. And Grismath. And others I don't recall clearly in my intoxicated state...

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2009-06-27, 12:31 AM #31

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Dammit Kyle90, couldn't you just use your background in chemistry and produce chloroform or atleast flunitrazepam to help yourself score.

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2009-06-27, 3:15 AM #32

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

I'm a born again virgin

:master::master::master:

2009-06-27, 3:34 AM #33

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Everyone I know that I like is either taken or bat**** crazy, and I'm not desperate enough for the latter.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2009-06-27, 5:36 AM #34

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

Sex is overrated.

2009-06-27, 5:40 AM #35

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Originally posted by - Tony -:

Everyone I know that I like is either taken or bat**** crazy, and I'm not desperate enough for the latter.

how is it you like them if you think they're bat**** crazy

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-06-27, 5:51 AM #36

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

Perhaps because his intelligence wins over his hormones?

2009-06-27, 6:05 AM #37

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

I was just commenting on the whole "liking a girl = thinking she's hot even if her personality sucks" thing. I know it's colloquial to say that, but still!

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-06-27, 6:12 AM #38

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

I'm sure that every single person on the planet can safely say they have found at least one person attractive that they couldn't stand, or wouldn't pursue a relationship with.

2009-06-27, 6:20 AM #39

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Yes, but in a perfect world, people would just call someone like that "A girl/guy I find attractive/think is hot/whatever" instead of someone they like!

Note that I don't actually consider this a major issue or anything...

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-06-27, 7:49 AM #40

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Maybe my life just sucks, but I doubt most of you will think it's a very big deal when it does happen.

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