It was on the cheek, and completely non-romantic. I was indifferent.

2.3 three years without... that makes me a virgin again, right?

this thread makes me sad...

I would like you all to note that I am NOT posting in th- oh ****.

I'm not, I swear. It's just been 6 months since I got any.

3 years i believe.

I'm a virgin but only for the next 35 days.

chin up bruv'


anyway...
i'm gradually falling into some sort of sexual aversion. Girls are sh*t anyway.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

.

Sorry Echo they lied, not everyone needs one.







It's because you're asian.

Edit: Echoman deleted his comment about how Ruthy should get a magnifying glass.

Gayyyyyyy

I wish I was in the UK right now.

Kinky

sarn_cadrill is a virgin at gay sex

And proud of it.

Is this thread still for virgins or has it been invaded?

I think it has been invaded.

i havent talked about having sex...so i think i should be excused

But we all know... every time we look at that purple signature it's like a slap in the face to us virgins.

Excuse me, sir, but I believe you've been kicked out of the Virigin Club. Please stop referring to the Club as "us," as if you're still a member. If you don't, the Club may be required to carry out more drastic measures, and We know no one wants that.

Revirginization?

Zloc he was referring himself as a gay sex virgin
i think gay sex/tranny sex/animal sex/machine sex/straight sex virgins shud be titled "uber virgins"

i am an uber virgin and proud of it!

I'm here because every time it's been about to happen I haven't felt like it was a big enough deal to go through with it. Maybe my sex drive is broken.

I just got married 3 months ago so I figure I have at least 9 or 10 more months before I have to go a few months between doing it. But for now, it's quite regular. Sorry virgins.

Do we have to have sex?

Not if you don't want to, baby.

*slips roofies into Oxy's drink*

Roofies are probably going to up my game, if anything.

Hey now, that's no way to talk. ONLY CHEERFUL TALK IN THIS THREAD FROM NOW ON

And in other news today, police departments across the nation are noticing an increase of date rape. The primary suspects appear to be gamers and other computer aficionados. San Diego Police Chief William Lansdowne attributes the increase to "geeks and nerds" using their skills on the internet to acquire MDMA and Rohypnol.

"We have seen about a 6.5% increase in the cases of date rape" says Chief Lansdowne. "These attackers appear to be heavy set, wear glasses, and sometimes give off a pungent odor."

Because they tend to avoid social gatherings such as bars and clubs, geeks and nerds tend to target women at libraries and internet cafés.

"We are urging women to keep a watchful eye on their drinks at libraries and internet cafés. If your drink comes with a lid, try to keep it on at all times."

That's right I just made my thread bipolar

Oh hey there dalf

Pfft real men don't need roofies.

Now tell me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

So, how many of y'all actually go hunting, so to speak?

Or are you just waiting for someone to pursue you?

By "hunting" do you mean trying to pick up girls in bars and clubs and that sort of crap? No, I don't do that.

I *do* make an effort to interact and form relationships with girls, though.

NO YOU DON'T

THAT'S WHY YOU ARE IN THIS SITUATION

EYEBALLING A WOMAN ACROSS THE CAFETERIA DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AS A RELATIONSHIP KYLE90.

You don't want a hollaback girl. Hell, none of us do. Thus you are wise in avoiding the clubs and bars.

But it's like any reaction: increase the amount of collisions, and you increase the chances of success. We all have seen absolute charmless, ugly, worthless dogs of men have a degree of success with the opposite sex. This is generic advice, but start doing things that a girl you'd be interested in would do. Take a cooking class or start chatting up girls in coffee houses, **** like that. You just have to keep practicing your interactions, and eventually you'll have someone to do the vertical shuffle with. It's getting over the "woe is me I'm a pathetic virgin and I must be abnormal because 90% of my class did it at age 16 and here I am" that's a *****.

This is what all my friends and compatriots tell me at least. I'm in the same virgin boat as well. However, I attribute it to myself being holed up in either a.) the lab, b.) the OR, c.) the library, or d.) the wards as I have better things to do than add additional drains on my time.

But man I can sympathize. January was bizarre for me as I had this unstoppable urge to get laid. I'd scout bars and clubs (where I was a fish so outta water), and even at one point called a hooker from craig's list (backed out because god that **** is expensive and the STDs and the risk of arrest and that I'd forever know that I couldn't do what a bunch of knuckle dragging philistines have done since the dawn of time and woo a girl of some sort). I got over that little hormonal spike somehow, but I'll never forgot the nigh desperation I had.

To me, the vagina will always be a mysterious entity I will never encounter.

lol @ echoman thinking he knows anything about my situation

lol @ this thread becoming more popular than the two about sex

It's more popular because sex is overrated!