1 about sex, 1 penises.

I meant the "embarrassing hook-up stories" thread as well as sarn's "just so you know" thread. Wasn't even counting the one about penis curvature.

hhuh whose penises

I thought that was his leaving thread!

OF COURSE I DO. I'm ECHOMAN.

I think I'm going to bump this thread every day I don't have sex.

Bump

this

(I could have posted on this thread 10 years ago.)

I could have posted 7 years ago.

Because not everyone wants to **** everything they see. Not saying you did by any means, but maybe sex means more than just ****ing to get off to some people. You can not tell me a 15 year old boy is interested in love.




Sorry but I lol'd. Very very hard. But just to give you a bit of hope: http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/2433403/Nerds-make-the-best-lovers-survey

Okay. Seriously? You're going to quote him? Whatever.

Getting a girl to have sex with you is sort of like, I dunno, advanced calculus. In that some people are going to find it easy, and others are going to find it impossible. The difference is that it's socially acceptable to be retarded in mathematics, but not in relationships. You want to look down on me; call me stupid; assume that I'm worthless, just because I'm a virgin? I suppose that's your right. Just know that you're being a colossal ******* when you do so.

You're the one bringing this on you. I mean weren't you the one who decided to make this VIRGIN THREAD? I thought this thread was supposed to be a comical thing, but apparently it's a tragedy for you.

i was a virgin until i was engaged *shrug*

was that also the first time you played world of warcraft

hahahahaha omg, youre so funny! i peed a little.:suicide:

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lmao kroko i didnt pee. i was being sarcastic.

again?

again.

It's a comedy in a Shakespearean sense.

I seriously don't consider anyone who's not had sex any lesser than anyone else. :/

The whole "lol you're a guy and haven't had sex what a loser" thing is pretty lame really. What if some guy hasn't had sex but has done all sorts of awesome things? It's just ****ing, geez!

And yet, society makes such a big deal about it, it's hard not to feel like there's something "wrong" with you if you haven't had sex. Especially when people imply that it's easy; like "if you want to have sex, then just go have sex? It's not difficult". If it was easy, you'd think I'd have figured it out sometime in the last decade.

I agree that society makes too big a deal out of it. Sex is sex. There is so much more out there, with so much more importance.

I've never been kissed.

I love that (some of) the non-virgins in this thread are the ones coming across as pathetic.

Ah, mixed signals are a *****. My friends like to talk about how sex is fun as hell, and I should definitely get laid. Then proceed to tell me that they don't ****, they make love.