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[01:28:34] <+Antony> i'm somewhat decent at linguistics, but that's just as much a toss up as art.
[01:28:46] <+sf_goldg_01> linguistics?
[01:28:56] <+Antony> talkin' and writin' ****
[01:29:01] <+sf_goldg_01> I know
[01:29:13] <+Jon`C> that's a field where a damn oxford phd would need to sleep with the president of a community college just to be a postdoctoral fellow
[01:29:13] <+sf_goldg_01> but, doesn't that cover a wide range of languages?
[01:29:26] <+Jon`C> no
[01:29:45] <+Antony> i forget what that's called...
[01:30:03] <+Antony> it's linguistics with a prefix of some sort
[01:30:12] <+sf_goldg_01> there is a similiar career here with two branches, both of translation but one is specific for legal language
[01:30:27] <+Jon`C> most linguists end up studying one language or family of languages and spend the whole time looking for patterns.
[01:31:08] <+Antony> i've always really enjoyed the english language, but i always really enjoyed art, too.
[01:31:23] <+sf_goldg_01> in my opinion, the best way to learn another language, is to go to a place where you need to use it, and study it there
[01:31:25] <+Antony> so i'm pretty sure school would have ruined language for me as well
[01:31:25] <+Jon`C> you end up learning interesting stuff, like languages that have one specific consonant will never have a different specific consonant. otoh, it's tedious and useless work.
[01:32:27] <+Antony> i'd rather use my language skills for nailing words like "qi" on a triple word score in scrabble when all of my friends are drunk and want to bet me large sums of money that it's not a real word
[01:32:50] <+sf_goldg_01> what is qi?
[01:33:33] <+Jon`C> here, let me do my impression of a linguist: oh hey let's invent a phonetic alphabet! and then make it completely ****ing useless because it's based entirely on place and manner of articulation and nobody ever pronounces a word the same way more than once in their entire goddamn life
[01:35:13] <+Antony> sf_goldg_01, i have no idea what qi actually is. i just know a q on a triple letter or a q-word on a triple word score is ****ing awesome in scrabble
[01:36:00] <+sf_goldg_01> oh
[01:36:02] <+sf_goldg_01> hahaha
[01:36:13] <+Jon`C> qat's good too
[01:36:33] <+Antony> one of my friends always gets qi confused with zi
[01:36:38] <+sf_goldg_01> so has anyone been sick recently?
[01:36:42] <+Antony> and zi is not in the scrabble dictionary
[01:37:05] <+Jon`C> i imagine that many people have been sick recently, sf_goldg_01
[01:37:17] <+Antony> no i've not been sick, but i do have an urge to smoke a cigarette. so i'm going to go do that.
[01:37:44] <+Antony> Jon`C i know you'll mysteriously vanish in a few moments as is always the case, so thanks for the informative conversation
[01:38:03] <+sf_goldg_01> I mean mortally sick, in the community?
[01:38:25] <+Jon`C> why? getting into the undertaking business?
[01:38:41] <+sf_goldg_01> haha, too much competition with the current situation
[01:38:42] <+Antony> Jon`C, black market organs are really big in mexico
[01:39:02] <+Jon`C> don't be retarded. you can't sell organs from someone who's deathly ill, they'll be all covered in mold and stuff.
[01:39:03] <+sf_goldg_01> anyone want to buy a part of my liver or a kidney?
[01:39:42] <+Jon`C> sf_goldg_01, I will pay you a thousand dollars for your WHOLE liver.
[01:39:55] <+sf_goldg_01> ha
[01:40:19] <+sf_goldg_01> for half my liver I could 200k but I do a fine bit of drinking so I need my liver
[01:41:03] <+Jon`C> a thousand to get your rectum cauterized shut? that's my last offer.
[01:41:40] <+sf_goldg_01> hmm...
[01:41:41] <+sf_goldg_01> nope
[01:41:42] <+sf_goldg_01>
[01:41:51] <+Jon`C> but you'll be able to live like a king
[01:41:58] <+MacFarlane> I'll chip in another... well, five bucks.
[01:42:05] <+sf_goldg_01> in what way?
[01:42:31] <+Jon`C> because you live in a third world hellhole
[01:42:43] <+sf_goldg_01> I am actually open to being paid to stay away from massassi...
[01:43:29] <+MacFarlane> How about if I agree to pay you $100/month to stay away from Massassi, and then fail to pay you?
[01:43:34] <+Jon`C> nah. if you're that desperate for money it'll actually be a lot more fun to watch you slide into abject poverty. make sure you set up a webcam so we can see when the loan sharks come to break your legs.
[01:43:52] <+sf_goldg_01> haha I don't need money
[01:43:55] <+sf_goldg_01> I just want more of it
[01:44:24] <+sf_goldg_01> for 300 bucks a month I'd be too busy to even go on my computer, spending it
[01:44:24] <+Jon`C> I'll pay you a thousand to set up a webcam and break your legs, then?
[01:44:30] <+sf_goldg_01> haha
[01:44:34] <+sf_goldg_01> I'll do it for 5
[01:44:39] <+Jon`C> $5 it is.
[01:44:41] <+Jon`C> Get cracking.
[01:44:43] <+sf_goldg_01> haha
[01:45:16] <+sf_goldg_01> I feel massassi has not had the usual sex talks that it usually has
[01:45:20] <+sf_goldg_01> much to my dissapointment
[01:45:24] <+sf_goldg_01> I love talking about sex
[01:46:12] <+Jon`C> yes, yes. those who can't do, talk about it.
[01:46:38] <+sf_goldg_01> or those who have done too much already and have too much experience bottled up in them
[01:47:00] <+Jon`C> ....no, not really.
[01:47:02] <+MacFarlane> Tiger Woods, is that you?
[01:47:20] <+sf_goldg_01> perhaps
[01:47:33] <+Antony> i used to have sex sometimes
[01:47:35] <+sf_goldg_01> I'm actually Bill Clinton
[01:47:38] <+MacFarlane> Get back to your ****ing rehab.
[01:47:41] <+Antony> it was fun
[01:47:51] <+sf_goldg_01> sex isn't as fun as it used to be
[01:48:02] <+MacFarlane> I know, kids these days...
[01:48:06] <+Antony> sex has changed in my absence?
[01:48:06] <+mbpro> gold did you just sign on to talk about sex?
[01:48:13] <+sf_goldg_01> not really
[01:48:25] <+sf_goldg_01> but I all of the sudden felt like it
[01:48:34] <+sf_goldg_01> am I in breach of some out of date rule set?
[01:48:41] <+mbpro> no i just dont care
[01:48:58] <+sf_goldg_01> then why commit the effort to ask the question in the first place?
[01:49:13] <+Antony> sf_goldg_01, aren't you like 17?
[01:49:13] <+MacFarlane> mb needs the exercise
[01:49:16] <+mbpro> because i was wondering if it was your sole reason for joining.
[01:49:52] <+sf_goldg_01> yeah maybe it was
[01:49:56] <+sf_goldg_01> but I didn't know it
[01:50:05] <+sf_goldg_01> lets be honest
[01:50:18] <+sf_goldg_01> there is no better subject to talk about, when there is nothing to talk about it
[01:51:15] <+Antony> i suppose, but honestly, gold, how many chicks have you slept with?
[01:51:33] <+mbpro> ten billion
[01:51:41] <+MacFarlane> Anyone can get laid in Mexico.
[01:51:50] <+mbpro> EVEN ME?!?
[01:51:56] <+MacFarlane> Even kyle90.
[01:51:59] <+mbpro> WHOA
[01:52:23] <+Antony> let's hear it, gold. what's the number?
[01:52:39] <+MacFarlane> There should be a pool for this.
[01:53:22] <+mbpro> this sounds like the setup for a bad joke
[01:53:52] <+sf_goldg_01> the number?
[01:53:57] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't know
[01:54:00] <+MacFarlane> Yeah, but gold's not giving us the punchline.
[01:54:07] <+MacFarlane> Oh, there it is.
[01:54:10] <+sf_goldg_01> anywhere between 15-20
[01:54:24] <+mbpro> bahaha
[01:54:25] <+MacFarlane> I was going to set the over/under at 10.
[01:54:27] <+Antony> and how old are you?
[01:54:39] <+sf_goldg_01> nearly 20
[01:54:45] <+Antony> ok, i'm 24.
[01:54:51] <+sf_goldg_01> ok
[01:54:52] <+Antony> and i've had sex with 7
[01:55:06] <+sf_goldg_01> all right
[01:55:09] <+sf_goldg_01> the question is
[01:55:16] <+sf_goldg_01> do you ever go out to find sex?
[01:55:25] <+sf_goldg_01> I've been having sex for the last 4 years
[01:55:32] <+Antony> so being that you're not sure if you've had sex with 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, or 20, i'm inclined to balk at your claim
[01:55:40] <+MacFarlane> I found sex in my refrigerator once.
[01:55:51] <+MacFarlane> No idea what it was doing there.
[01:55:54] * +mbpro hands sf_goldg_01 the badge of internet manliness
[01:56:23] <+sf_goldg_01> the number is probably 17
[01:56:38] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't remember every time I've had sex
[01:56:43] <+Antony> i do
[01:56:45] <+sf_goldg_01> you just don't after a while
[01:56:51] <+Antony> and i've had sex probably 200+ times
[01:56:52] <+sf_goldg_01> most of it were one night stands anyways
[01:56:53] <+mbpro> sf_goldg_01, you're almost as bad as Sarn
[01:56:55] <+mbpro> please stop
[01:57:14] <+Antony> and i remember all of them
[01:57:17] <+sf_goldg_01> awww I wanted to see where this conbersation went
[01:57:27] <+Antony> especially if it's a one night stand
[01:57:47] <+Antony> but i have done the vast majority of my sex having with 2 chicks
[01:57:47] <+sf_goldg_01> would you remember a girl who you only saw once for a few hours?
[01:57:55] <+mbpro> sf_goldg_01 - its just going to end up with everyone going "nobody cares!'
[01:58:00] <+Antony> if she was hot, yes
[01:58:12] <+sf_goldg_01> I've never done a threesome, got me beat there
[01:58:18] <+Antony> stop, mb. i want to see where this goes.
[01:58:27] <+Antony> i've never had a threesome
[01:58:39] <+sf_goldg_01> didn't you just state you were with 2 chicks?
[01:58:54] <+sf_goldg_01> oh wait
[01:58:55] <+Antony> i said i've had most of my sex with 2 chicks, meaning two seperate chicks account for the majority of my 200+ instances of sex
[01:58:56] <+sf_goldg_01> read that wrong
[01:59:16] <+MacFarlane> Okay, as entertaining as this is.
[01:59:22] <+MacFarlane> I've put off going to bed for too long.
[01:59:40] <+mbpro> you liar MacFarlane
[01:59:43] <+sf_goldg_01> out of the 17 different girls I can only say that 3 were part of a long term relationship, I never saw the others after the event, or maybe I saw them once or twice afterwars for the same purpose
[01:59:46] <+mbpro> youre gonna go look for more sex in your fridge
[01:59:54] <+MacFarlane> DAMMIT MB
[01:59:59] <+MacFarlane> HOW DID YOU KNOW
[02:00:26] <+Antony> i can tell you this much sf_goldg_01, i remember all of the hot chicks i've nailed, specifically, and i even remember the one fatty.
[02:00:35] * MacFarlane is now known as MacBedtime
[02:01:14] <+sf_goldg_01> only 2 of the girls I've been with were the envy of my friends, those 2 were my gf, the others were just normal, nothing amazing nor nothing thats a turn off. So I consider my sex life average.
[02:01:36] <+Antony> and at the age of 19 you claim to have had sex with 17 girls
[02:01:42] <+sf_goldg_01> yea
[02:01:47] <+sf_goldg_01> nearly 20 now though
[02:01:51] <+sf_goldg_01> when I'm 20
[02:01:52] <+Antony> and you consider that average?
[02:02:03] <+mbpro> yea Antony, hes modest!
[02:02:08] <+sf_goldg_01> haha I know guys who have sex once a week with a different girl
[02:02:15] <+Antony> let me tell you something, sf_goldg_01
[02:02:23] <+sf_goldg_01> they go out every weekend to clubs
[02:02:27] <+mbpro> mexico, sexing capital of the world
[02:02:32] <+Antony> i know guys that have gotten lots of pussy. LOTS.
[02:02:34] <+sf_goldg_01> which I don't have the money to do
[02:02:44] <+sf_goldg_01> Instead I go to private parties
[02:02:46] <+Antony> and at my age, they've banged maybe 15 chicks
[02:03:01] <+Antony> if you have no money, how do you end up at private parties?
[02:03:04] <+sf_goldg_01> where there isn't a lot of banging going on, seeing as everyone knows each other
[02:03:10] <+sf_goldg_01> private parties as in
[02:03:13] <+sf_goldg_01> parties in some dudes house
[02:03:22] <+sf_goldg_01> who saved money for a couple months to buy a crap load of beer
[02:03:30] <+Antony> and if there isn't a lot of banging going on, how do you get so much ***?
[02:03:32] <+sf_goldg_01> or everyone helped pay for half of it
[02:03:39] <+sf_goldg_01> its simple
[02:03:56] <+Antony> please tell me. i need to know this secret.
[02:04:01] <+sf_goldg_01> I was simply myself, and didn't hide anything
[02:04:08] <+mbpro> ..
[02:04:09] <+sf_goldg_01> I didn't go out looking for sex like a madman
[02:04:16] <+sf_goldg_01> it just happens if your casual and fun
[02:04:27] <+mbpro> do girls throw themselves at you
[02:04:36] <+sf_goldg_01> no, but they don't hide from me
[02:04:42] <+Antony> i don't go out looking for sex either, and i've had sex with 7 chicks.
[02:04:43] <+sf_goldg_01> curiosity gets the best of them I guess
[02:05:02] <+sf_goldg_01> you sound as if you want more and aren't getting any
[02:05:14] <+Antony> i haven't tried to get laid in 2 years
[02:06:13] <+sf_goldg_01> but you still wanted to
[02:06:32] <+mbpro> of course he wanted to
[02:06:37] <+Antony> not really, dude. sex isn't really a big deal to me anymore
[02:06:43] <+sf_goldg_01> neither to me
[02:06:44] <+mbpro> or not >_>
[02:06:46] <+Antony> it's cool if it happens and all
[02:06:53] <+sf_goldg_01> I mean
[02:07:02] <+sf_goldg_01> it was a big deal when I was just starting out
[02:07:09] <+sf_goldg_01> and thats when I got laid with less frequency
[02:07:12] <+sf_goldg_01> but when I chilled out
[02:07:14] <+Antony> oh yes, all those years ago
[02:07:20] <+sf_goldg_01> and let things play out, casusally influencing them
[02:07:30] <+Antony> you wanna know something?
[02:07:31] <+sf_goldg_01> thats when it stopped becoming an issue and became normal, and I accept it
[02:07:33] <+mbpro> im just goint to go ahead and call bull**** on the "i just chill and automaticlaly get laid"
[02:07:43] <+sf_goldg_01> haha why?
[02:07:43] <+Antony> guys get laid when they go out trying to get laid
[02:07:49] <+sf_goldg_01> not as much
[02:08:02] <+Antony> yes, you do.
[02:08:07] <+sf_goldg_01> a lot of girls don't like a dude who just wants to get in her
[02:08:17] <+sf_goldg_01> on the other hand a casual guy is flexible for anything
[02:08:18] <+mbpro> relationship advice by gold
[02:08:38] <+Antony> this is the biggest load of **** i've heard in a while
[02:08:44] <+sf_goldg_01> read by the voice of James Earl Jones
[02:08:54] <+sf_goldg_01> ok Antony
[02:08:55] <+sf_goldg_01> go out
[02:09:01] <+sf_goldg_01> and meet a random girl
[02:09:01] <+Antony> a chick that goes out willing to **** a stranger that night is much more likely to **** a guy that's straight up with them
[02:09:01] <+mbpro> gold your basically saying
[02:09:05] <+mbpro> go out and dont try anything
[02:09:38] <+Antony> you know what happens when you go out and be yourself and all that ****? you sit there and drink beer and have a good time.
[02:09:46] <+Antony> when you go out and try to get laid, you get laid.
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[02:10:06] <+sf_goldg_01> Antony you're looking for girls who just go out to have sex, my game is to go up to a girl who I find attractive, even if she doesn't intend to have sex. And I'll play my role to the best of my ability and if it works, it works
[02:10:22] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't have to limit myself to the best of the horny crop
[02:10:44] <+sf_goldg_01> oh and I'd rather have a good time
[02:10:56] <+Antony> but you just happen to fall on pussy that easily?
[02:11:06] <+sf_goldg_01> than trying all night to screw someone who wants to get out of there as fast as you can
[02:11:15] <+sf_goldg_01> Antony I go out every friday and saturday
[02:11:35] <+Antony> going out to get laid on friday or saturday is dumb as hell
[02:12:24] <+Antony> wanna know why going out to get laid on a weekend is stupid? because there are a thousand other ****wads just like you trying to get laid.
[02:12:37] <+mbpro> i got laid last night
[02:12:38] <+mbpro> my game was
[02:12:40] <+mbpro> go to a bar
[02:12:42] <+mbpro> and not do anything
[02:12:44] <+sf_goldg_01> thats 104 days a week, lets take away 20 days because I sometimes have to stay home, so thats 84 days a year, times 4 thats 336 days I've gone out to parties, out of which I've met 14 (not counting my 3 ex gf) chicks and had a one night stand, making it an average of one chick ever 2 or 3 weeks...
[02:12:46] <+mbpro> i sat in the corner
[02:12:56] <+sf_goldg_01> 104days a year*
[02:13:02] <+Antony> dammit mb, you had me all excited, i thought you really got laid last night
[02:13:41] <+mbpro> i did, i got 10 girls last night
[02:13:44] <+mbpro> sitting in the corner
[02:13:53] <+sf_goldg_01> in 336 parties over the last 4 years, you're saying getting laid 14 times with different chiks is impossible?
[02:14:09] <+mbpro> gold youre doing sex math
[02:14:12] <+mbpro> this is getting sad
[02:14:17] <+mbpro> well... sadder
[02:14:30] <+sf_goldg_01> I just don't see how incredible 14 chicks over 4 years is
[02:14:48] <+Antony> that's because you've never gotten laid
[02:15:02] <+mbpro> coming into an irc to brag about it is pretty incredible
[02:15:48] <+sf_goldg_01> Antony, if you came here, I could get you laid every day of the week without spending a dime, with class A chicks
[02:15:50] <+Antony> mb, me and zully talk about sex in this channel all the time, but there's a big difference
[02:16:07] <+Antony> we're actually telling true stories
[02:16:12] <+mbpro> yea thats what i mean
[02:16:17] <+mbpro> BAHAHAHAHHA
[02:16:28] <+mbpro> wait gold
[02:16:34] <+sf_goldg_01> I'm telling a true story
[02:16:36] <+mbpro> is this just a ploy to get massassians to visit you?
[02:16:47] <+Antony> he can get us really cheap hotel rooms....
[02:16:59] <+sf_goldg_01> yes... included in the trip is a 3 day vacation to the beach
[02:17:00] <+sf_goldg_01> haha
[02:17:10] <+sf_goldg_01> be right back going to make my self some dinner
[02:18:23] <+Antony> he won't be back for an hour. he'll accidently get laid in the kitchen
[02:18:30] <+mbpro> hahah
[02:18:34] <+mbpro> well you know how it works
[02:18:37] <+mbpro> you cant be looking for it
[02:19:17] <+Antony> i've gotten laid one time when i wasn't looking for it
[02:19:25] <+Antony> and the chick was a total whore
[02:19:49] <+mbpro> i met some chick last week at my friends office >_>
[02:19:55] <+mbpro> i told him to invite her out
[02:20:04] <+mbpro> well... like
[02:20:12] <+mbpro> invite her to come along for drinks
[02:20:14] <+sf_goldg_01> back... was going to make myself a hamburguer but I settled for sugar flakes
[02:20:34] <+mbpro> hes under the impression shes a lesbian though >_>
[02:20:42] <+Antony> that would suck
[02:20:43] <+mbpro> GOLD HOW DO I MAKE A LESBIAN LIKE ME I DONT KNOW
[02:20:46] <+sf_goldg_01> antony, let me ask you a pair of questions...
[02:20:50] <+mbpro> Antony- im pretty sure shes not
[02:20:54] <+Antony> ok so sf_goldg_01, let me ask you a question first
[02:21:12] <+sf_goldg_01> how often do you go out? as in going out to parties, clubs, drinking etc?
[02:21:15] <+Antony> you average so many chicks per year or whatever
[02:21:27] <+Antony> how often do you get turned down for sex?
[02:21:49] <+sf_goldg_01> oh, quite a lot
[02:22:04] <+sf_goldg_01> but it doesn't matter
[02:22:05] <+Antony> on average, how many times do you fail for every time you succeed
[02:22:20] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't give a chick a second shot, I'd rather try it with someone else
[02:22:36] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't know the answer your second question antony
[02:22:47] <+Antony> ok. how often do i go out?
[02:22:54] <+Antony> these days, never.
[02:22:54] <+sf_goldg_01> yes
[02:23:02] <+sf_goldg_01> what days?
[02:23:07] <+Antony> a year ago... every night
[02:23:18] <+sf_goldg_01> all right
[02:23:26] <+sf_goldg_01> I go out every friday and saturday
[02:23:29] <+sf_goldg_01> on ocassions
[02:23:33] <+sf_goldg_01> from thursday to sunday
[02:23:37] <+sf_goldg_01> like once or twice in a year
[02:23:43] <+sf_goldg_01> usually during vaction
[02:24:00] <+Antony> i also used to throw keggers every weekend on friday night
[02:24:04] <+sf_goldg_01> now, heres the big question, how often do you get together with the same friends?
[02:24:20] <+Antony> anymore, never
[02:24:24] <+Antony> a year ago, every night
[02:24:32] <+mbpro> these are all important questions for the sexequation
[02:24:48] <+sf_goldg_01> ok, heres the deal with me
[02:25:23] <+sf_goldg_01> me and my closest friends are always going out together
[02:25:24] <+sf_goldg_01> but
[02:25:26] <+sf_goldg_01> unlike others
[02:25:37] <+sf_goldg_01> we're always going out to places where we only know one or two people
[02:25:45] <+sf_goldg_01> instead of getting together with the same people every time we go out
[02:26:08] <+sf_goldg_01> we branch out
[02:26:16] <+Antony> do you know what i like to do when i go out?
[02:26:35] <+sf_goldg_01> if we were to get together with the same people everytime, we'd do nothing but go out drink, talk about the same crap and get bored
[02:26:47] <+sf_goldg_01> instead we keep meeting new people
[02:27:02] <+sf_goldg_01> through freinds of friends, or brothers of friends, cousins of friends
[02:27:09] <+mbpro> are you suggesting that people be SOCIAL?
[02:27:11] <+mbpro> SURELY NOT
[02:27:21] <+Antony> i drink shots of whiskey, i play music on the jukebox, i play billiards, sometimes i play some golden tee, i smoke cigs, sometimes we play scrabble.
[02:27:35] <+Antony> we often order pizza to be delivered at the bar
[02:27:52] <+sf_goldg_01> we smoke, we drink, we play pool, we play texas hold em, black jack, and some drinking games
[02:28:12] <+Antony> there are a lot of people who simply go out to bull**** with their friends and drink some booze
[02:28:16] <+sf_goldg_01> we also dance (although I am not big on that) when there's a dance floor / area at a party
[02:28:51] <+Antony> how many times have you been kicked out of a bar/club?
[02:28:55] <+sf_goldg_01> never
[02:29:05] <+Antony> how many times have you puked at a bar/club?
[02:29:08] <+mbpro> i get kicked out every night
[02:29:12] <+sf_goldg_01> never done anything to get kicked out of a bar/club/party
[02:29:18] <+mbpro> cause im bangin chicks left and right
[02:29:25] <+mbpro> AND IM PLAYING POKER AT THE SAME TIME
[02:29:28] <+sf_goldg_01> I've only puked outside of party or bar or club
[02:29:32] <+mbpro> Poker? I hardly knew her!
[02:29:33] <+Antony> how many times have you passed out inappropriately?
[02:29:42] <+sf_goldg_01> once, at a party
[02:30:02] <+mbpro> OH COME ON THAT WAS FUNNY
[02:30:15] <+Antony> so you go out 100 and some times a year and you've never gotten so drunk you puked, got kicked out, or anything like that?
[02:30:34] <+sf_goldg_01> correction, I never puked at the event, always outside on my way home
[02:30:43] <+mbpro> always?
[02:30:44] <+Antony> this is precisely how i know you're lying
[02:30:45] <+sf_goldg_01> I leave when I know I'm done, or I simply don't get drunk
[02:30:46] <+mbpro> every time?
[02:30:47] <+sf_goldg_01> always
[02:30:51] <+sf_goldg_01> every time
[02:30:55] <+mbpro> you always puke when you go home
[02:31:01] <+sf_goldg_01> exactly
[02:31:08] <+mbpro> but youre not drunk
[02:31:10] <+sf_goldg_01> usually I can make it to the bathroom
[02:31:13] <+sf_goldg_01> oh I am
[02:31:18] <+Antony> how many fat chicks have you hooked up with?
[02:31:21] <+mbpro> you puke every time you go out?
[02:31:23] <+sf_goldg_01> one
[02:31:34] <+sf_goldg_01> no, infact I haven't puked from drinking in over a year
[02:31:34] <+Antony> how many ***-ugly chicks have you hooked up with?
[02:31:43] <+sf_goldg_01> the same fat chick, one
[02:31:46] <+mbpro> gold you just said every time you go home you puke
[02:31:48] <+sf_goldg_01> it was sort of a dare...
[02:31:50] <+Antony> any asians or black chicks?
[02:32:00] <+sf_goldg_01> I said everytime I puke is when I am on my way home
[02:32:07] <+sf_goldg_01> or at home
[02:32:12] <+sf_goldg_01> no
[02:32:21] <+Antony> red heads?
[02:32:34] <+sf_goldg_01> yeah
[02:32:38] <+Antony> how many?
[02:32:39] <+sf_goldg_01> don't like them that much
[02:32:43] <+sf_goldg_01> I can think of two
[02:32:54] <+Antony> you can only think of two?
[02:32:57] <+sf_goldg_01> yeah
[02:33:03] <+sf_goldg_01> the rest just have dark or brown hair
[02:33:08] <+Antony> redheads are rare, dude. you'd remember them.
[02:33:17] <+sf_goldg_01> except for one who had her hair dyed purple
[02:33:25] <+sf_goldg_01> thats why I only remember two
[02:33:39] <+mbpro> two, but maybe more?
[02:33:58] <+Antony> that's what it sounds like to me
[02:34:11] <+mbpro> man gold, you are a terrible bull****ter
[02:34:16] <+mbpro> but ill give you credit to sticking with it
[02:34:16] <+Antony> i know, mb
[02:34:25] <+Antony> he's ****ing awful at lying but never gives up
[02:34:26] <+sf_goldg_01> no, not more just two
[02:34:31] <+sf_goldg_01> I am not lying
[02:34:42] <+mbpro> oh okay
[02:35:15] <+Antony> any of the chicks you've hooked up with shave their downstairs?
[02:35:36] <+mbpro> come on antony you can use the real term
[02:35:37] <+mbpro> hoo-has!
[02:35:46] <+sf_goldg_01> yes, only one of them, and guess what? she was the first red head I did.
[02:35:55] <+Antony> only one? are you ****ting me?
[02:36:03] <+Antony> out of 17 only one chick shaves?
[02:36:08] <+sf_goldg_01> nope, every other girl had hair
[02:36:10] <+sf_goldg_01> exactly
[02:36:15] <+sf_goldg_01> thats why I remember her a lot
[02:36:20] <+Antony> i've banged 7 chicks and every last one of them did
[02:36:25] <+mbpro> you didnt seem to remember her before gold
[02:36:32] <+Antony> and guess what, i've fooled around with more than 7, and all of them shaved too.
[02:36:47] <+Antony> i've seen more than that naked, and they all shaved too
[02:36:50] <+Antony> but only one of yours
[02:37:02] <+sf_goldg_01> yeah
[02:37:08] <+sf_goldg_01> guess its the culture here
[02:37:22] <+sf_goldg_01> I mean they do trim their down stairs
[02:37:25] <+Antony> yeah, i guess all the hot girls down there love to have hairy pussies
[02:37:28] <+sf_goldg_01> but they don't shave it clean
[02:37:31] <+mbpro> HOO-HAHS
[02:37:33] <+mbpro> >_>
[02:37:49] <+mbpro> hey gold, A+ for the effort
[02:38:00] <+mbpro> F for originality
[02:38:09] <+mbpro> im going to bed
[02:38:15] <+Antony> yeah, dude. you pretty much lose with the whole shaving thing
[02:38:17] <+sf_goldg_01> k night
[02:38:28] <+Antony> pretty much all chicks shave these days, i hate to tell you.
[02:38:32] <+Antony> the buck stops here.
[02:38:32] <+sf_goldg_01> haha I am being completley honest
[02:38:39] <+sf_goldg_01> about the shaving thing
[02:38:42] <+sf_goldg_01> really I am
[02:38:59] <+sf_goldg_01> for some reason girls here just don't shave that much down their
[02:39:04] <+Antony> you are not good at this
[02:39:13] <+sf_goldg_01> I am being honest really xD
[02:39:15] <+Antony> you wanna know something
[02:39:26] <+Antony> you say you've gotten laid 17 times by being yourself and being honest
[02:39:33] <+sf_goldg_01> dude I've only met ONE girl who shaved down there
[02:39:38] <+sf_goldg_01> only ONE
[02:39:42] <+Antony> if you'd just be yourself and be honest on massassi, more people would like you.
[02:39:43] <+sf_goldg_01> the rest had hair
[02:39:55] <+sf_goldg_01> theres a difference
[02:40:06] <+sf_goldg_01> massassi isn't a party where were trying to have fun
[02:40:14] <+sf_goldg_01> it's a zoo
[02:40:35] <+sf_goldg_01> and I like rattling the cages for the hell of it
[02:40:44] <+Antony> actually it's a pretty fun community if you're not a compulsive liar
[02:41:03] <+Antony> and please, don't try to tell me about rattling cages around here
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[02:41:15] <+sf_goldg_01> dude
[02:41:20] <+sf_goldg_01> nobody goes out of their way like I did
[02:41:25] <+sf_goldg_01> to talk about abortion
[02:41:26] <+sf_goldg_01> gay marriage
[02:41:27] <+sf_goldg_01> religion
[02:41:34] <+sf_goldg_01> unless they want to PROVOKE something
[02:41:41] <+sf_goldg_01> which I did on many ocassions
[02:41:47] <+Antony> we have threads about abortion and gay marriage right now and they're completely civil
[02:42:01] <+sf_goldg_01> haha, before I was even part of the community
[02:42:03] <+Antony> you'd know this if you hadn't been a total ****tard and gotten banned.
[02:42:10] <+sf_goldg_01> I still read the posts
[02:42:20] <+sf_goldg_01> anyhow
[02:42:25] <+sf_goldg_01> before I ever showed up
[02:42:29] <+sf_goldg_01> this place was a worse mess
[02:42:54] <+Antony> and you helped mold it into what it is today?
[02:43:44] <+sf_goldg_01> no, but I helped make some people grow up unintentionally, by making them see, that they also sounded like fools
[02:43:55] <+Antony> like who?
[02:44:24] <+sf_goldg_01> just go back in time
[02:44:38] <+sf_goldg_01> see who kept acting like children when I said something that they didn't want to hear
[02:44:43] <+sf_goldg_01> and see how they changed
[02:44:45] <+sf_goldg_01> and react now
[02:44:48] <+sf_goldg_01> when they hear the same thigns
[02:44:54] <+Antony> like who?
[02:45:17] <+sf_goldg_01> do your homework
[02:45:45] <+Antony> no
[02:45:58] <+sf_goldg_01> well I won't do it for you
[02:45:58] <+Antony> if you want me to believe you, you've got to give me the info
[02:46:05] <+Antony> because you're full of ****!
[02:46:05] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't want you to believe me
[02:46:11] <+sf_goldg_01> yeah I am
[02:46:13] <+sf_goldg_01> its fun
[02:46:58] <+Antony> so you just get on the internet and spout lies for fun?
[02:47:16] <+sf_goldg_01> actually, I haven't really done much lying in a long time
[02:47:23] <+sf_goldg_01> sometimes the truth is harder to believe
[02:47:27] <+sf_goldg_01> which makes it fun
[02:47:45] <+sf_goldg_01> I've always liked, establishing myself as a liar
[02:47:49] <+sf_goldg_01> to then start telling the truth
[02:47:53] <+sf_goldg_01> and have people doubt me
[02:47:54] <+sf_goldg_01> so that
[02:48:00] <+Antony> i don't see how. if i was telling the truth and nobody believed me i'd get kind of pissed
[02:48:01] <+sf_goldg_01> then come some poor soul
[02:48:08] <+sf_goldg_01> would come to my aid
[02:48:14] <+sf_goldg_01> and I'd feel awesome
[02:49:04] <+sf_goldg_01> here I'll come honest
[02:49:05] <+sf_goldg_01> xD
[02:49:16] <+sf_goldg_01> just because you deserve to hear the truth
[02:49:17] <+Antony> wait... you still read posts on the message board even though you're permabanned?
[02:49:26] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't have to log in to see posts
[02:49:33] <+sf_goldg_01> nobody has to
[02:49:39] <+Antony> why would you still go to the board if you can't post?
[02:49:51] <+sf_goldg_01> I like reading
[02:50:12] <+sf_goldg_01> anyhow
[02:50:18] <+sf_goldg_01> I've done less chicks than 17
[02:50:24] <+sf_goldg_01> the number is actually 9
[02:50:32] <+sf_goldg_01> out of which 3 were my girlfriends at one time
[02:50:36] <+Antony> haha... that's pretty far off
[02:50:44] <+sf_goldg_01> and the other 6 were one night stands
[02:50:56] <+sf_goldg_01> however out of the 9 only one had hers shaved
[02:50:58] <+sf_goldg_01> that part was true
[02:51:09] <+Antony> so how did you somehow estimate 8 more than the truth?
[02:51:11] <+sf_goldg_01> I always asked my gf to shave but they never did it
[02:51:18] <+sf_goldg_01> I wanted to sound manly
[02:51:25] <+sf_goldg_01> pretty much the rest was all truthful
[02:51:31] <+sf_goldg_01> ecept for the number of girls
[02:51:40] <+Antony> guess what... i still don't believe that you've slept with 9 chicks
[02:51:45] <+Antony> because you're a liar.
[02:52:16] <+sf_goldg_01> haha no liar admits he's a liar unless he's coming clean
[02:53:09] <+Antony> that's actually not true at all
[02:53:21] <+sf_goldg_01> I know it isn't just testing how naive you are
[02:53:34] <+Antony> liars will frequently replace previous lies with less extravagant ones in order to gain acceptance
[02:53:41] <+sf_goldg_01> oh yes
[02:53:52] <+Antony> which is what you're doing
[02:54:02] <+sf_goldg_01> how is 9 chicks hard to believe?
[02:54:34] <+Antony> it's hard to believe out of you
[02:54:39] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't see why
[02:54:46] <+sf_goldg_01> let us analyze my life
[02:54:50] <+Antony> because we can count on everything you say being a lie
[02:54:52] <+sf_goldg_01> and calculate the probabilities
[02:55:02] <+Antony> in fact, i would be willing to bet you're still a virgin
[02:55:46] <+sf_goldg_01> like the time I had acquired an original copy of star wars episode 3 dvd one week before release, nobody believed me until I showed pictures and the receipt from city club, then people were like crap he wasn't lying
[02:56:41] <+sf_goldg_01> I was counting on not being believed and I loved showing that I was telling the truth
[02:57:03] <+sf_goldg_01> anyhow
[02:57:10] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't go around announcing my ideas anymore
[02:57:14] <+sf_goldg_01> I've started to do them
[02:57:17] <+sf_goldg_01> this is boring now
[02:57:20] <+sf_goldg_01> I'm going
[02:57:24] <+sf_goldg_01> I want to have a smoke
[02:57:33] <+sf_goldg_01> and I have 2 computers to work on that are for tomorrow night
[02:57:36] <+sf_goldg_01> good night
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[01:28:46] <+sf_goldg_01> linguistics?
[01:28:56] <+Antony> talkin' and writin' ****
[01:29:01] <+sf_goldg_01> I know
[01:29:13] <+Jon`C> that's a field where a damn oxford phd would need to sleep with the president of a community college just to be a postdoctoral fellow
[01:29:13] <+sf_goldg_01> but, doesn't that cover a wide range of languages?
[01:29:26] <+Jon`C> no
[01:29:45] <+Antony> i forget what that's called...
[01:30:03] <+Antony> it's linguistics with a prefix of some sort
[01:30:12] <+sf_goldg_01> there is a similiar career here with two branches, both of translation but one is specific for legal language
[01:30:27] <+Jon`C> most linguists end up studying one language or family of languages and spend the whole time looking for patterns.
[01:31:08] <+Antony> i've always really enjoyed the english language, but i always really enjoyed art, too.
[01:31:23] <+sf_goldg_01> in my opinion, the best way to learn another language, is to go to a place where you need to use it, and study it there
[01:31:25] <+Antony> so i'm pretty sure school would have ruined language for me as well
[01:31:25] <+Jon`C> you end up learning interesting stuff, like languages that have one specific consonant will never have a different specific consonant. otoh, it's tedious and useless work.
[01:32:27] <+Antony> i'd rather use my language skills for nailing words like "qi" on a triple word score in scrabble when all of my friends are drunk and want to bet me large sums of money that it's not a real word
[01:32:50] <+sf_goldg_01> what is qi?
[01:33:33] <+Jon`C> here, let me do my impression of a linguist: oh hey let's invent a phonetic alphabet! and then make it completely ****ing useless because it's based entirely on place and manner of articulation and nobody ever pronounces a word the same way more than once in their entire goddamn life
[01:35:13] <+Antony> sf_goldg_01, i have no idea what qi actually is. i just know a q on a triple letter or a q-word on a triple word score is ****ing awesome in scrabble
[01:36:00] <+sf_goldg_01> oh
[01:36:02] <+sf_goldg_01> hahaha
[01:36:13] <+Jon`C> qat's good too
[01:36:33] <+Antony> one of my friends always gets qi confused with zi
[01:36:38] <+sf_goldg_01> so has anyone been sick recently?
[01:36:42] <+Antony> and zi is not in the scrabble dictionary
[01:37:05] <+Jon`C> i imagine that many people have been sick recently, sf_goldg_01
[01:37:17] <+Antony> no i've not been sick, but i do have an urge to smoke a cigarette. so i'm going to go do that.
[01:37:44] <+Antony> Jon`C i know you'll mysteriously vanish in a few moments as is always the case, so thanks for the informative conversation
[01:38:03] <+sf_goldg_01> I mean mortally sick, in the community?
[01:38:25] <+Jon`C> why? getting into the undertaking business?
[01:38:41] <+sf_goldg_01> haha, too much competition with the current situation
[01:38:42] <+Antony> Jon`C, black market organs are really big in mexico
[01:39:02] <+Jon`C> don't be retarded. you can't sell organs from someone who's deathly ill, they'll be all covered in mold and stuff.
[01:39:03] <+sf_goldg_01> anyone want to buy a part of my liver or a kidney?
[01:39:42] <+Jon`C> sf_goldg_01, I will pay you a thousand dollars for your WHOLE liver.
[01:39:55] <+sf_goldg_01> ha
[01:40:19] <+sf_goldg_01> for half my liver I could 200k but I do a fine bit of drinking so I need my liver
[01:41:03] <+Jon`C> a thousand to get your rectum cauterized shut? that's my last offer.
[01:41:40] <+sf_goldg_01> hmm...
[01:41:41] <+sf_goldg_01> nope
[01:41:42] <+sf_goldg_01>
[01:41:51] <+Jon`C> but you'll be able to live like a king
[01:41:58] <+MacFarlane> I'll chip in another... well, five bucks.
[01:42:05] <+sf_goldg_01> in what way?
[01:42:31] <+Jon`C> because you live in a third world hellhole
[01:42:43] <+sf_goldg_01> I am actually open to being paid to stay away from massassi...
[01:43:29] <+MacFarlane> How about if I agree to pay you $100/month to stay away from Massassi, and then fail to pay you?
[01:43:34] <+Jon`C> nah. if you're that desperate for money it'll actually be a lot more fun to watch you slide into abject poverty. make sure you set up a webcam so we can see when the loan sharks come to break your legs.
[01:43:52] <+sf_goldg_01> haha I don't need money
[01:43:55] <+sf_goldg_01> I just want more of it
[01:44:24] <+sf_goldg_01> for 300 bucks a month I'd be too busy to even go on my computer, spending it
[01:44:24] <+Jon`C> I'll pay you a thousand to set up a webcam and break your legs, then?
[01:44:30] <+sf_goldg_01> haha
[01:44:34] <+sf_goldg_01> I'll do it for 5
[01:44:39] <+Jon`C> $5 it is.
[01:44:41] <+Jon`C> Get cracking.
[01:44:43] <+sf_goldg_01> haha
[01:45:16] <+sf_goldg_01> I feel massassi has not had the usual sex talks that it usually has
[01:45:20] <+sf_goldg_01> much to my dissapointment
[01:45:24] <+sf_goldg_01> I love talking about sex
[01:46:12] <+Jon`C> yes, yes. those who can't do, talk about it.
[01:46:38] <+sf_goldg_01> or those who have done too much already and have too much experience bottled up in them
[01:47:00] <+Jon`C> ....no, not really.
[01:47:02] <+MacFarlane> Tiger Woods, is that you?
[01:47:20] <+sf_goldg_01> perhaps
[01:47:33] <+Antony> i used to have sex sometimes
[01:47:35] <+sf_goldg_01> I'm actually Bill Clinton
[01:47:38] <+MacFarlane> Get back to your ****ing rehab.
[01:47:41] <+Antony> it was fun
[01:47:51] <+sf_goldg_01> sex isn't as fun as it used to be
[01:48:02] <+MacFarlane> I know, kids these days...
[01:48:06] <+Antony> sex has changed in my absence?
[01:48:06] <+mbpro> gold did you just sign on to talk about sex?
[01:48:13] <+sf_goldg_01> not really
[01:48:25] <+sf_goldg_01> but I all of the sudden felt like it
[01:48:34] <+sf_goldg_01> am I in breach of some out of date rule set?
[01:48:41] <+mbpro> no i just dont care
[01:48:58] <+sf_goldg_01> then why commit the effort to ask the question in the first place?
[01:49:13] <+Antony> sf_goldg_01, aren't you like 17?
[01:49:13] <+MacFarlane> mb needs the exercise
[01:49:16] <+mbpro> because i was wondering if it was your sole reason for joining.
[01:49:52] <+sf_goldg_01> yeah maybe it was
[01:49:56] <+sf_goldg_01> but I didn't know it
[01:50:05] <+sf_goldg_01> lets be honest
[01:50:18] <+sf_goldg_01> there is no better subject to talk about, when there is nothing to talk about it
[01:51:15] <+Antony> i suppose, but honestly, gold, how many chicks have you slept with?
[01:51:33] <+mbpro> ten billion
[01:51:41] <+MacFarlane> Anyone can get laid in Mexico.
[01:51:50] <+mbpro> EVEN ME?!?
[01:51:56] <+MacFarlane> Even kyle90.
[01:51:59] <+mbpro> WHOA
[01:52:23] <+Antony> let's hear it, gold. what's the number?
[01:52:39] <+MacFarlane> There should be a pool for this.
[01:53:22] <+mbpro> this sounds like the setup for a bad joke
[01:53:52] <+sf_goldg_01> the number?
[01:53:57] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't know
[01:54:00] <+MacFarlane> Yeah, but gold's not giving us the punchline.
[01:54:07] <+MacFarlane> Oh, there it is.
[01:54:10] <+sf_goldg_01> anywhere between 15-20
[01:54:24] <+mbpro> bahaha
[01:54:25] <+MacFarlane> I was going to set the over/under at 10.
[01:54:27] <+Antony> and how old are you?
[01:54:39] <+sf_goldg_01> nearly 20
[01:54:45] <+Antony> ok, i'm 24.
[01:54:51] <+sf_goldg_01> ok
[01:54:52] <+Antony> and i've had sex with 7
[01:55:06] <+sf_goldg_01> all right
[01:55:09] <+sf_goldg_01> the question is
[01:55:16] <+sf_goldg_01> do you ever go out to find sex?
[01:55:25] <+sf_goldg_01> I've been having sex for the last 4 years
[01:55:32] <+Antony> so being that you're not sure if you've had sex with 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, or 20, i'm inclined to balk at your claim
[01:55:40] <+MacFarlane> I found sex in my refrigerator once.
[01:55:51] <+MacFarlane> No idea what it was doing there.
[01:55:54] * +mbpro hands sf_goldg_01 the badge of internet manliness
[01:56:23] <+sf_goldg_01> the number is probably 17
[01:56:38] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't remember every time I've had sex
[01:56:43] <+Antony> i do
[01:56:45] <+sf_goldg_01> you just don't after a while
[01:56:51] <+Antony> and i've had sex probably 200+ times
[01:56:52] <+sf_goldg_01> most of it were one night stands anyways
[01:56:53] <+mbpro> sf_goldg_01, you're almost as bad as Sarn
[01:56:55] <+mbpro> please stop
[01:57:14] <+Antony> and i remember all of them
[01:57:17] <+sf_goldg_01> awww I wanted to see where this conbersation went
[01:57:27] <+Antony> especially if it's a one night stand
[01:57:47] <+Antony> but i have done the vast majority of my sex having with 2 chicks
[01:57:47] <+sf_goldg_01> would you remember a girl who you only saw once for a few hours?
[01:57:55] <+mbpro> sf_goldg_01 - its just going to end up with everyone going "nobody cares!'
[01:58:00] <+Antony> if she was hot, yes
[01:58:12] <+sf_goldg_01> I've never done a threesome, got me beat there
[01:58:18] <+Antony> stop, mb. i want to see where this goes.
[01:58:27] <+Antony> i've never had a threesome
[01:58:39] <+sf_goldg_01> didn't you just state you were with 2 chicks?
[01:58:54] <+sf_goldg_01> oh wait
[01:58:55] <+Antony> i said i've had most of my sex with 2 chicks, meaning two seperate chicks account for the majority of my 200+ instances of sex
[01:58:56] <+sf_goldg_01> read that wrong
[01:59:16] <+MacFarlane> Okay, as entertaining as this is.
[01:59:22] <+MacFarlane> I've put off going to bed for too long.
[01:59:40] <+mbpro> you liar MacFarlane
[01:59:43] <+sf_goldg_01> out of the 17 different girls I can only say that 3 were part of a long term relationship, I never saw the others after the event, or maybe I saw them once or twice afterwars for the same purpose
[01:59:46] <+mbpro> youre gonna go look for more sex in your fridge
[01:59:54] <+MacFarlane> DAMMIT MB
[01:59:59] <+MacFarlane> HOW DID YOU KNOW
[02:00:26] <+Antony> i can tell you this much sf_goldg_01, i remember all of the hot chicks i've nailed, specifically, and i even remember the one fatty.
[02:00:35] * MacFarlane is now known as MacBedtime
[02:01:14] <+sf_goldg_01> only 2 of the girls I've been with were the envy of my friends, those 2 were my gf, the others were just normal, nothing amazing nor nothing thats a turn off. So I consider my sex life average.
[02:01:36] <+Antony> and at the age of 19 you claim to have had sex with 17 girls
[02:01:42] <+sf_goldg_01> yea
[02:01:47] <+sf_goldg_01> nearly 20 now though
[02:01:51] <+sf_goldg_01> when I'm 20
[02:01:52] <+Antony> and you consider that average?
[02:02:03] <+mbpro> yea Antony, hes modest!
[02:02:08] <+sf_goldg_01> haha I know guys who have sex once a week with a different girl
[02:02:15] <+Antony> let me tell you something, sf_goldg_01
[02:02:23] <+sf_goldg_01> they go out every weekend to clubs
[02:02:27] <+mbpro> mexico, sexing capital of the world
[02:02:32] <+Antony> i know guys that have gotten lots of pussy. LOTS.
[02:02:34] <+sf_goldg_01> which I don't have the money to do
[02:02:44] <+sf_goldg_01> Instead I go to private parties
[02:02:46] <+Antony> and at my age, they've banged maybe 15 chicks
[02:03:01] <+Antony> if you have no money, how do you end up at private parties?
[02:03:04] <+sf_goldg_01> where there isn't a lot of banging going on, seeing as everyone knows each other
[02:03:10] <+sf_goldg_01> private parties as in
[02:03:13] <+sf_goldg_01> parties in some dudes house
[02:03:22] <+sf_goldg_01> who saved money for a couple months to buy a crap load of beer
[02:03:30] <+Antony> and if there isn't a lot of banging going on, how do you get so much ***?
[02:03:32] <+sf_goldg_01> or everyone helped pay for half of it
[02:03:39] <+sf_goldg_01> its simple
[02:03:56] <+Antony> please tell me. i need to know this secret.
[02:04:01] <+sf_goldg_01> I was simply myself, and didn't hide anything
[02:04:08] <+mbpro> ..
[02:04:09] <+sf_goldg_01> I didn't go out looking for sex like a madman
[02:04:16] <+sf_goldg_01> it just happens if your casual and fun
[02:04:27] <+mbpro> do girls throw themselves at you
[02:04:36] <+sf_goldg_01> no, but they don't hide from me
[02:04:42] <+Antony> i don't go out looking for sex either, and i've had sex with 7 chicks.
[02:04:43] <+sf_goldg_01> curiosity gets the best of them I guess
[02:05:02] <+sf_goldg_01> you sound as if you want more and aren't getting any
[02:05:14] <+Antony> i haven't tried to get laid in 2 years
[02:06:13] <+sf_goldg_01> but you still wanted to
[02:06:32] <+mbpro> of course he wanted to
[02:06:37] <+Antony> not really, dude. sex isn't really a big deal to me anymore
[02:06:43] <+sf_goldg_01> neither to me
[02:06:44] <+mbpro> or not >_>
[02:06:46] <+Antony> it's cool if it happens and all
[02:06:53] <+sf_goldg_01> I mean
[02:07:02] <+sf_goldg_01> it was a big deal when I was just starting out
[02:07:09] <+sf_goldg_01> and thats when I got laid with less frequency
[02:07:12] <+sf_goldg_01> but when I chilled out
[02:07:14] <+Antony> oh yes, all those years ago
[02:07:20] <+sf_goldg_01> and let things play out, casusally influencing them
[02:07:30] <+Antony> you wanna know something?
[02:07:31] <+sf_goldg_01> thats when it stopped becoming an issue and became normal, and I accept it
[02:07:33] <+mbpro> im just goint to go ahead and call bull**** on the "i just chill and automaticlaly get laid"
[02:07:43] <+sf_goldg_01> haha why?
[02:07:43] <+Antony> guys get laid when they go out trying to get laid
[02:07:49] <+sf_goldg_01> not as much
[02:08:02] <+Antony> yes, you do.
[02:08:07] <+sf_goldg_01> a lot of girls don't like a dude who just wants to get in her
[02:08:17] <+sf_goldg_01> on the other hand a casual guy is flexible for anything
[02:08:18] <+mbpro> relationship advice by gold
[02:08:38] <+Antony> this is the biggest load of **** i've heard in a while
[02:08:44] <+sf_goldg_01> read by the voice of James Earl Jones
[02:08:54] <+sf_goldg_01> ok Antony
[02:08:55] <+sf_goldg_01> go out
[02:09:01] <+sf_goldg_01> and meet a random girl
[02:09:01] <+Antony> a chick that goes out willing to **** a stranger that night is much more likely to **** a guy that's straight up with them
[02:09:01] <+mbpro> gold your basically saying
[02:09:05] <+mbpro> go out and dont try anything
[02:09:38] <+Antony> you know what happens when you go out and be yourself and all that ****? you sit there and drink beer and have a good time.
[02:09:46] <+Antony> when you go out and try to get laid, you get laid.
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[02:10:06] <+sf_goldg_01> Antony you're looking for girls who just go out to have sex, my game is to go up to a girl who I find attractive, even if she doesn't intend to have sex. And I'll play my role to the best of my ability and if it works, it works
[02:10:22] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't have to limit myself to the best of the horny crop
[02:10:44] <+sf_goldg_01> oh and I'd rather have a good time
[02:10:56] <+Antony> but you just happen to fall on pussy that easily?
[02:11:06] <+sf_goldg_01> than trying all night to screw someone who wants to get out of there as fast as you can
[02:11:15] <+sf_goldg_01> Antony I go out every friday and saturday
[02:11:35] <+Antony> going out to get laid on friday or saturday is dumb as hell
[02:12:24] <+Antony> wanna know why going out to get laid on a weekend is stupid? because there are a thousand other ****wads just like you trying to get laid.
[02:12:37] <+mbpro> i got laid last night
[02:12:38] <+mbpro> my game was
[02:12:40] <+mbpro> go to a bar
[02:12:42] <+mbpro> and not do anything
[02:12:44] <+sf_goldg_01> thats 104 days a week, lets take away 20 days because I sometimes have to stay home, so thats 84 days a year, times 4 thats 336 days I've gone out to parties, out of which I've met 14 (not counting my 3 ex gf) chicks and had a one night stand, making it an average of one chick ever 2 or 3 weeks...
[02:12:46] <+mbpro> i sat in the corner
[02:12:56] <+sf_goldg_01> 104days a year*
[02:13:02] <+Antony> dammit mb, you had me all excited, i thought you really got laid last night
[02:13:41] <+mbpro> i did, i got 10 girls last night
[02:13:44] <+mbpro> sitting in the corner
[02:13:53] <+sf_goldg_01> in 336 parties over the last 4 years, you're saying getting laid 14 times with different chiks is impossible?
[02:14:09] <+mbpro> gold youre doing sex math
[02:14:12] <+mbpro> this is getting sad
[02:14:17] <+mbpro> well... sadder
[02:14:30] <+sf_goldg_01> I just don't see how incredible 14 chicks over 4 years is
[02:14:48] <+Antony> that's because you've never gotten laid
[02:15:02] <+mbpro> coming into an irc to brag about it is pretty incredible
[02:15:48] <+sf_goldg_01> Antony, if you came here, I could get you laid every day of the week without spending a dime, with class A chicks
[02:15:50] <+Antony> mb, me and zully talk about sex in this channel all the time, but there's a big difference
[02:16:07] <+Antony> we're actually telling true stories
[02:16:12] <+mbpro> yea thats what i mean
[02:16:17] <+mbpro> BAHAHAHAHHA
[02:16:28] <+mbpro> wait gold
[02:16:34] <+sf_goldg_01> I'm telling a true story
[02:16:36] <+mbpro> is this just a ploy to get massassians to visit you?
[02:16:47] <+Antony> he can get us really cheap hotel rooms....
[02:16:59] <+sf_goldg_01> yes... included in the trip is a 3 day vacation to the beach
[02:17:00] <+sf_goldg_01> haha
[02:17:10] <+sf_goldg_01> be right back going to make my self some dinner
[02:18:23] <+Antony> he won't be back for an hour. he'll accidently get laid in the kitchen
[02:18:30] <+mbpro> hahah
[02:18:34] <+mbpro> well you know how it works
[02:18:37] <+mbpro> you cant be looking for it
[02:19:17] <+Antony> i've gotten laid one time when i wasn't looking for it
[02:19:25] <+Antony> and the chick was a total whore
[02:19:49] <+mbpro> i met some chick last week at my friends office >_>
[02:19:55] <+mbpro> i told him to invite her out
[02:20:04] <+mbpro> well... like
[02:20:12] <+mbpro> invite her to come along for drinks
[02:20:14] <+sf_goldg_01> back... was going to make myself a hamburguer but I settled for sugar flakes
[02:20:34] <+mbpro> hes under the impression shes a lesbian though >_>
[02:20:42] <+Antony> that would suck
[02:20:43] <+mbpro> GOLD HOW DO I MAKE A LESBIAN LIKE ME I DONT KNOW
[02:20:46] <+sf_goldg_01> antony, let me ask you a pair of questions...
[02:20:50] <+mbpro> Antony- im pretty sure shes not
[02:20:54] <+Antony> ok so sf_goldg_01, let me ask you a question first
[02:21:12] <+sf_goldg_01> how often do you go out? as in going out to parties, clubs, drinking etc?
[02:21:15] <+Antony> you average so many chicks per year or whatever
[02:21:27] <+Antony> how often do you get turned down for sex?
[02:21:49] <+sf_goldg_01> oh, quite a lot
[02:22:04] <+sf_goldg_01> but it doesn't matter
[02:22:05] <+Antony> on average, how many times do you fail for every time you succeed
[02:22:20] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't give a chick a second shot, I'd rather try it with someone else
[02:22:36] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't know the answer your second question antony
[02:22:47] <+Antony> ok. how often do i go out?
[02:22:54] <+Antony> these days, never.
[02:22:54] <+sf_goldg_01> yes
[02:23:02] <+sf_goldg_01> what days?
[02:23:07] <+Antony> a year ago... every night
[02:23:18] <+sf_goldg_01> all right
[02:23:26] <+sf_goldg_01> I go out every friday and saturday
[02:23:29] <+sf_goldg_01> on ocassions
[02:23:33] <+sf_goldg_01> from thursday to sunday
[02:23:37] <+sf_goldg_01> like once or twice in a year
[02:23:43] <+sf_goldg_01> usually during vaction
[02:24:00] <+Antony> i also used to throw keggers every weekend on friday night
[02:24:04] <+sf_goldg_01> now, heres the big question, how often do you get together with the same friends?
[02:24:20] <+Antony> anymore, never
[02:24:24] <+Antony> a year ago, every night
[02:24:32] <+mbpro> these are all important questions for the sexequation
[02:24:48] <+sf_goldg_01> ok, heres the deal with me
[02:25:23] <+sf_goldg_01> me and my closest friends are always going out together
[02:25:24] <+sf_goldg_01> but
[02:25:26] <+sf_goldg_01> unlike others
[02:25:37] <+sf_goldg_01> we're always going out to places where we only know one or two people
[02:25:45] <+sf_goldg_01> instead of getting together with the same people every time we go out
[02:26:08] <+sf_goldg_01> we branch out
[02:26:16] <+Antony> do you know what i like to do when i go out?
[02:26:35] <+sf_goldg_01> if we were to get together with the same people everytime, we'd do nothing but go out drink, talk about the same crap and get bored
[02:26:47] <+sf_goldg_01> instead we keep meeting new people
[02:27:02] <+sf_goldg_01> through freinds of friends, or brothers of friends, cousins of friends
[02:27:09] <+mbpro> are you suggesting that people be SOCIAL?
[02:27:11] <+mbpro> SURELY NOT
[02:27:21] <+Antony> i drink shots of whiskey, i play music on the jukebox, i play billiards, sometimes i play some golden tee, i smoke cigs, sometimes we play scrabble.
[02:27:35] <+Antony> we often order pizza to be delivered at the bar
[02:27:52] <+sf_goldg_01> we smoke, we drink, we play pool, we play texas hold em, black jack, and some drinking games
[02:28:12] <+Antony> there are a lot of people who simply go out to bull**** with their friends and drink some booze
[02:28:16] <+sf_goldg_01> we also dance (although I am not big on that) when there's a dance floor / area at a party
[02:28:51] <+Antony> how many times have you been kicked out of a bar/club?
[02:28:55] <+sf_goldg_01> never
[02:29:05] <+Antony> how many times have you puked at a bar/club?
[02:29:08] <+mbpro> i get kicked out every night
[02:29:12] <+sf_goldg_01> never done anything to get kicked out of a bar/club/party
[02:29:18] <+mbpro> cause im bangin chicks left and right
[02:29:25] <+mbpro> AND IM PLAYING POKER AT THE SAME TIME
[02:29:28] <+sf_goldg_01> I've only puked outside of party or bar or club
[02:29:32] <+mbpro> Poker? I hardly knew her!
[02:29:33] <+Antony> how many times have you passed out inappropriately?
[02:29:42] <+sf_goldg_01> once, at a party
[02:30:02] <+mbpro> OH COME ON THAT WAS FUNNY
[02:30:15] <+Antony> so you go out 100 and some times a year and you've never gotten so drunk you puked, got kicked out, or anything like that?
[02:30:34] <+sf_goldg_01> correction, I never puked at the event, always outside on my way home
[02:30:43] <+mbpro> always?
[02:30:44] <+Antony> this is precisely how i know you're lying
[02:30:45] <+sf_goldg_01> I leave when I know I'm done, or I simply don't get drunk
[02:30:46] <+mbpro> every time?
[02:30:47] <+sf_goldg_01> always
[02:30:51] <+sf_goldg_01> every time
[02:30:55] <+mbpro> you always puke when you go home
[02:31:01] <+sf_goldg_01> exactly
[02:31:08] <+mbpro> but youre not drunk
[02:31:10] <+sf_goldg_01> usually I can make it to the bathroom
[02:31:13] <+sf_goldg_01> oh I am
[02:31:18] <+Antony> how many fat chicks have you hooked up with?
[02:31:21] <+mbpro> you puke every time you go out?
[02:31:23] <+sf_goldg_01> one
[02:31:34] <+sf_goldg_01> no, infact I haven't puked from drinking in over a year
[02:31:34] <+Antony> how many ***-ugly chicks have you hooked up with?
[02:31:43] <+sf_goldg_01> the same fat chick, one
[02:31:46] <+mbpro> gold you just said every time you go home you puke
[02:31:48] <+sf_goldg_01> it was sort of a dare...
[02:31:50] <+Antony> any asians or black chicks?
[02:32:00] <+sf_goldg_01> I said everytime I puke is when I am on my way home
[02:32:07] <+sf_goldg_01> or at home
[02:32:12] <+sf_goldg_01> no
[02:32:21] <+Antony> red heads?
[02:32:34] <+sf_goldg_01> yeah
[02:32:38] <+Antony> how many?
[02:32:39] <+sf_goldg_01> don't like them that much
[02:32:43] <+sf_goldg_01> I can think of two
[02:32:54] <+Antony> you can only think of two?
[02:32:57] <+sf_goldg_01> yeah
[02:33:03] <+sf_goldg_01> the rest just have dark or brown hair
[02:33:08] <+Antony> redheads are rare, dude. you'd remember them.
[02:33:17] <+sf_goldg_01> except for one who had her hair dyed purple
[02:33:25] <+sf_goldg_01> thats why I only remember two
[02:33:39] <+mbpro> two, but maybe more?
[02:33:58] <+Antony> that's what it sounds like to me
[02:34:11] <+mbpro> man gold, you are a terrible bull****ter
[02:34:16] <+mbpro> but ill give you credit to sticking with it
[02:34:16] <+Antony> i know, mb
[02:34:25] <+Antony> he's ****ing awful at lying but never gives up
[02:34:26] <+sf_goldg_01> no, not more just two
[02:34:31] <+sf_goldg_01> I am not lying
[02:34:42] <+mbpro> oh okay
[02:35:15] <+Antony> any of the chicks you've hooked up with shave their downstairs?
[02:35:36] <+mbpro> come on antony you can use the real term
[02:35:37] <+mbpro> hoo-has!
[02:35:46] <+sf_goldg_01> yes, only one of them, and guess what? she was the first red head I did.
[02:35:55] <+Antony> only one? are you ****ting me?
[02:36:03] <+Antony> out of 17 only one chick shaves?
[02:36:08] <+sf_goldg_01> nope, every other girl had hair
[02:36:10] <+sf_goldg_01> exactly
[02:36:15] <+sf_goldg_01> thats why I remember her a lot
[02:36:20] <+Antony> i've banged 7 chicks and every last one of them did
[02:36:25] <+mbpro> you didnt seem to remember her before gold
[02:36:32] <+Antony> and guess what, i've fooled around with more than 7, and all of them shaved too.
[02:36:47] <+Antony> i've seen more than that naked, and they all shaved too
[02:36:50] <+Antony> but only one of yours
[02:37:02] <+sf_goldg_01> yeah
[02:37:08] <+sf_goldg_01> guess its the culture here
[02:37:22] <+sf_goldg_01> I mean they do trim their down stairs
[02:37:25] <+Antony> yeah, i guess all the hot girls down there love to have hairy pussies
[02:37:28] <+sf_goldg_01> but they don't shave it clean
[02:37:31] <+mbpro> HOO-HAHS
[02:37:33] <+mbpro> >_>
[02:37:49] <+mbpro> hey gold, A+ for the effort
[02:38:00] <+mbpro> F for originality
[02:38:09] <+mbpro> im going to bed
[02:38:15] <+Antony> yeah, dude. you pretty much lose with the whole shaving thing
[02:38:17] <+sf_goldg_01> k night
[02:38:28] <+Antony> pretty much all chicks shave these days, i hate to tell you.
[02:38:32] <+Antony> the buck stops here.
[02:38:32] <+sf_goldg_01> haha I am being completley honest
[02:38:39] <+sf_goldg_01> about the shaving thing
[02:38:42] <+sf_goldg_01> really I am
[02:38:59] <+sf_goldg_01> for some reason girls here just don't shave that much down their
[02:39:04] <+Antony> you are not good at this
[02:39:13] <+sf_goldg_01> I am being honest really xD
[02:39:15] <+Antony> you wanna know something
[02:39:26] <+Antony> you say you've gotten laid 17 times by being yourself and being honest
[02:39:33] <+sf_goldg_01> dude I've only met ONE girl who shaved down there
[02:39:38] <+sf_goldg_01> only ONE
[02:39:42] <+Antony> if you'd just be yourself and be honest on massassi, more people would like you.
[02:39:43] <+sf_goldg_01> the rest had hair
[02:39:55] <+sf_goldg_01> theres a difference
[02:40:06] <+sf_goldg_01> massassi isn't a party where were trying to have fun
[02:40:14] <+sf_goldg_01> it's a zoo
[02:40:35] <+sf_goldg_01> and I like rattling the cages for the hell of it
[02:40:44] <+Antony> actually it's a pretty fun community if you're not a compulsive liar
[02:41:03] <+Antony> and please, don't try to tell me about rattling cages around here
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[02:41:15] <+sf_goldg_01> dude
[02:41:20] <+sf_goldg_01> nobody goes out of their way like I did
[02:41:25] <+sf_goldg_01> to talk about abortion
[02:41:26] <+sf_goldg_01> gay marriage
[02:41:27] <+sf_goldg_01> religion
[02:41:34] <+sf_goldg_01> unless they want to PROVOKE something
[02:41:41] <+sf_goldg_01> which I did on many ocassions
[02:41:47] <+Antony> we have threads about abortion and gay marriage right now and they're completely civil
[02:42:01] <+sf_goldg_01> haha, before I was even part of the community
[02:42:03] <+Antony> you'd know this if you hadn't been a total ****tard and gotten banned.
[02:42:10] <+sf_goldg_01> I still read the posts
[02:42:20] <+sf_goldg_01> anyhow
[02:42:25] <+sf_goldg_01> before I ever showed up
[02:42:29] <+sf_goldg_01> this place was a worse mess
[02:42:54] <+Antony> and you helped mold it into what it is today?
[02:43:44] <+sf_goldg_01> no, but I helped make some people grow up unintentionally, by making them see, that they also sounded like fools
[02:43:55] <+Antony> like who?
[02:44:24] <+sf_goldg_01> just go back in time
[02:44:38] <+sf_goldg_01> see who kept acting like children when I said something that they didn't want to hear
[02:44:43] <+sf_goldg_01> and see how they changed
[02:44:45] <+sf_goldg_01> and react now
[02:44:48] <+sf_goldg_01> when they hear the same thigns
[02:44:54] <+Antony> like who?
[02:45:17] <+sf_goldg_01> do your homework
[02:45:45] <+Antony> no
[02:45:58] <+sf_goldg_01> well I won't do it for you
[02:45:58] <+Antony> if you want me to believe you, you've got to give me the info
[02:46:05] <+Antony> because you're full of ****!
[02:46:05] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't want you to believe me
[02:46:11] <+sf_goldg_01> yeah I am
[02:46:13] <+sf_goldg_01> its fun
[02:46:58] <+Antony> so you just get on the internet and spout lies for fun?
[02:47:16] <+sf_goldg_01> actually, I haven't really done much lying in a long time
[02:47:23] <+sf_goldg_01> sometimes the truth is harder to believe
[02:47:27] <+sf_goldg_01> which makes it fun
[02:47:45] <+sf_goldg_01> I've always liked, establishing myself as a liar
[02:47:49] <+sf_goldg_01> to then start telling the truth
[02:47:53] <+sf_goldg_01> and have people doubt me
[02:47:54] <+sf_goldg_01> so that
[02:48:00] <+Antony> i don't see how. if i was telling the truth and nobody believed me i'd get kind of pissed
[02:48:01] <+sf_goldg_01> then come some poor soul
[02:48:08] <+sf_goldg_01> would come to my aid
[02:48:14] <+sf_goldg_01> and I'd feel awesome
[02:49:04] <+sf_goldg_01> here I'll come honest
[02:49:05] <+sf_goldg_01> xD
[02:49:16] <+sf_goldg_01> just because you deserve to hear the truth
[02:49:17] <+Antony> wait... you still read posts on the message board even though you're permabanned?
[02:49:26] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't have to log in to see posts
[02:49:33] <+sf_goldg_01> nobody has to
[02:49:39] <+Antony> why would you still go to the board if you can't post?
[02:49:51] <+sf_goldg_01> I like reading
[02:50:12] <+sf_goldg_01> anyhow
[02:50:18] <+sf_goldg_01> I've done less chicks than 17
[02:50:24] <+sf_goldg_01> the number is actually 9
[02:50:32] <+sf_goldg_01> out of which 3 were my girlfriends at one time
[02:50:36] <+Antony> haha... that's pretty far off
[02:50:44] <+sf_goldg_01> and the other 6 were one night stands
[02:50:56] <+sf_goldg_01> however out of the 9 only one had hers shaved
[02:50:58] <+sf_goldg_01> that part was true
[02:51:09] <+Antony> so how did you somehow estimate 8 more than the truth?
[02:51:11] <+sf_goldg_01> I always asked my gf to shave but they never did it
[02:51:18] <+sf_goldg_01> I wanted to sound manly
[02:51:25] <+sf_goldg_01> pretty much the rest was all truthful
[02:51:31] <+sf_goldg_01> ecept for the number of girls
[02:51:40] <+Antony> guess what... i still don't believe that you've slept with 9 chicks
[02:51:45] <+Antony> because you're a liar.
[02:52:16] <+sf_goldg_01> haha no liar admits he's a liar unless he's coming clean
[02:53:09] <+Antony> that's actually not true at all
[02:53:21] <+sf_goldg_01> I know it isn't just testing how naive you are
[02:53:34] <+Antony> liars will frequently replace previous lies with less extravagant ones in order to gain acceptance
[02:53:41] <+sf_goldg_01> oh yes
[02:53:52] <+Antony> which is what you're doing
[02:54:02] <+sf_goldg_01> how is 9 chicks hard to believe?
[02:54:34] <+Antony> it's hard to believe out of you
[02:54:39] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't see why
[02:54:46] <+sf_goldg_01> let us analyze my life
[02:54:50] <+Antony> because we can count on everything you say being a lie
[02:54:52] <+sf_goldg_01> and calculate the probabilities
[02:55:02] <+Antony> in fact, i would be willing to bet you're still a virgin
[02:55:46] <+sf_goldg_01> like the time I had acquired an original copy of star wars episode 3 dvd one week before release, nobody believed me until I showed pictures and the receipt from city club, then people were like crap he wasn't lying
[02:56:41] <+sf_goldg_01> I was counting on not being believed and I loved showing that I was telling the truth
[02:57:03] <+sf_goldg_01> anyhow
[02:57:10] <+sf_goldg_01> I don't go around announcing my ideas anymore
[02:57:14] <+sf_goldg_01> I've started to do them
[02:57:17] <+sf_goldg_01> this is boring now
[02:57:20] <+sf_goldg_01> I'm going
[02:57:24] <+sf_goldg_01> I want to have a smoke
[02:57:33] <+sf_goldg_01> and I have 2 computers to work on that are for tomorrow night
[02:57:36] <+sf_goldg_01> good night
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