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SF_Goldg_01 Chronicles 1: Raw and Uncut
2010-02-16, 5:07 PM #81
ba dum psh!

Yeah it's not so much that no one could possibly have that many partners in that much time; it's that HE couldn't possibly have that many partners in that much time. Also the compulsive liar thing.

If you're going to be a compulsive liar, at least be a good liar
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2010-02-16, 5:11 PM #82
I'm a terrible liar.
2010-02-16, 5:11 PM #83
Sorry, that was a lie. I'm actually great at it.
2010-02-16, 5:14 PM #84
JM Lies. He's a Mailman.
2010-02-16, 5:18 PM #85
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/darrenrw/RiseofSFGold.jpg]
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2010-02-16, 5:19 PM #86
Gotta add loads of women now.
2010-02-16, 5:20 PM #87
I remember once, Gold contacted me on AIM confided in me that all of his stories were bull**** and that he was a loser in school that always got made fun of.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-02-16, 5:23 PM #88
Originally posted by Emon:
I remember once, Gold contacted me on AIM confided in me that all of his stories were bull**** and that he was a loser in school that always got made fun of.
He was obviously just lying to gain your sympathy.
2010-02-16, 5:30 PM #89
Originally posted by Emon:
I remember once, Gold contacted me on AIM confided in me that all of his stories were bull**** and that he was a loser in school that always got made fun of.


He told me the same thing by repeatedly posting on Massassi.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-02-16, 5:40 PM #90
I heard he also had sex while playing his MMORPG
2010-02-16, 5:44 PM #91
Originally posted by Jon`C:
He was obviously just lying to gain your sympathy.


No: he was telling the truth after having seeded our opinion of him with lies. Emon was supposed to doubt the truth, thus completing Gold's plan to finally have someone suspect that he's not a loser.

Convoluted, but brilliant.
2010-02-16, 6:09 PM #92
That is brilliant Roger!
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-02-16, 6:15 PM #93
Originally posted by mb:
because it's gold and he ****ing lies about everything


yeah i figured that out from the few conversations i saw he and sarn had, and the 3/4ths of that conversation i read. its clear hes lying. what i was asking was why does it seem so impossible to some massassians that a guy can have that many sexual partners?
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2010-02-16, 6:22 PM #94
Probably because they themselves haven't had as many sexual partners as they do fingers on one hand.
2010-02-16, 6:24 PM #95
I think it only seems impossible to some Massassians that Gold could have that many sexual partners.

Edit: Yes, even in Mexico.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-02-16, 6:32 PM #96
But do Mexicans even really count as sexual partners?
2010-02-16, 6:40 PM #97
to those having sex with mexicans im sure they do...otherwise my brother would be a virgin who has a 7 year old daughter.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2010-02-16, 6:45 PM #98
Originally posted by Emon:
I remember once, Gold contacted me on AIM confided in me that all of his stories were bull**** and that he was a loser in school that always got made fun of.



How do we know he wasn't lying there?

[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]I think it only seems impossible to some Massassians that Gold could have that many sexual partners.

Edit: Yes, even in Mexico. [/QUOTE]

But you said even kyle90!
2010-02-16, 8:08 PM #99
Quote:
<+sf_goldg_01> like the time I had acquired an original copy of star wars episode 3 dvd one week before release, nobody believed me until I showed pictures and the receipt from city club, then people were like crap he wasn't lying
<+sf_goldg_01> I was counting on not being believed and I loved showing that I was telling the truth


What a weird *** way to get off.
2010-02-16, 8:45 PM #100
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
How do we know he wasn't lying there?



But you said even kyle90!

Could fine one, and that's after a search that could take decades.
2010-02-16, 8:47 PM #101
Originally posted by andreawesome:
yeah i figured that out from the few conversations i saw he and sarn had, and the 3/4ths of that conversation i read. its clear hes lying. what i was asking was why does it seem so impossible to some massassians that a guy can have that many sexual partners?

It's not that a guy can't have that many partners, it's just very highly unlikely, especially since this is the first we've heard of his supposed sexual conquests.
>>untie shoes
2010-02-16, 8:49 PM #102
Is Gold he next James Bond?
2010-02-16, 8:57 PM #103
No that's these guys-
http://video.gulfnews.com/services/player/bcpid4267205001?bctid=66672644001
2010-02-17, 11:01 AM #104
Originally posted by Tibby:
No that's these guys-
http://video.gulfnews.com/services/player/bcpid4267205001?bctid=66672644001


Skipped through the vid. If this is real, then whoever devised of this genious plan is not particularly bright.
幻術
2010-02-17, 2:57 PM #105
Quote:
[13:53] <sf_goldg_01> hohoho... the emon is lying about mee :P ...
[13:54] <sf_goldg_01> I have never had an AIM account, only MSN and I am quite positive I have never had EMON on my contact list.
[13:55] * CoolMatty (~Departing@synIRC-AF29FC91.cinci.res.rr.com) has joined #massassi
[13:55] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao CoolMatty CoolMatty
[13:55] <sf_goldg_01> just checked my massassi emails list on my contacts, emon is not on there.
[13:55] <+VinZzz> ok
[13:56] <+VinZzz> i shall call the ny times
[13:56] <sf_goldg_01> YES
[13:56] <sf_goldg_01> HEADLINE: Emon lies
[13:57] <+VinZzz> but first i neeed to go buy drugs
[13:57] <sf_goldg_01> introduction: In the great Gold Sex scandal, there is now evidence that a "first hand account" witness has been lying about his testomony. The defense of the now new accused is going for the delusional drug abuse and alcholic defense.,,


Quote:
[14:02] <sf_goldg_01> anyhow I just came on to point out that Emon is a compulsive liar who will have to be chemicaly castrated some day
[14:03] <sf_goldg_01> deadman try opening it notepad
[14:03] <+Deadman> tried, the result was not helpful
[14:03] <+stat> i don't think you even know what chemically castarted means
[14:03] <sf_goldg_01> I don't think, that you know, what I mean by chemichally castrated...
[14:04] <+Antony> yeah stat wouldn't know anything about medical procedures
[14:04] <sf_goldg_01> I never said it was going to be a "medical procedure"
[14:04] <+VinZzz> ok i'm gonna go nback to bad
[14:04] <+VinZzz> bed
[14:05] <+Antony> castration is a medical procedure...
[14:05] <+Deadman> hi and bye Vin
[14:06] <sf_goldg_01> ok Antony...
[14:06] <sf_goldg_01> how medical is it for a man to chop off your balls with a pocket knife ? is this still a "medical procedure?"
[14:07] <+Deadman> how chemical is it to chop off your balls with a pocket knife =p
[14:07] <sf_goldg_01> I know what chemical castration is...
[14:08] <sf_goldg_01> but I think it would be better if acid was involved, physically on the area in question
[14:08] <sf_goldg_01> until the area in question is gone
[14:08] <sf_goldg_01> muhahahaha
[14:08] <sf_goldg_01> xD
[14:10] <sf_goldg_01> such an akward silence
[14:10] * sf_goldg_01 (~massassig@4F4CE0D1.430DEC2B.D740C879.IP) Quit (Quit: jIRC user)
[14:10] * sf_goldg_01 (~massassig@4F4CE0D1.430DEC2B.D740C879.IP) has joined #massassi
[14:10] * CoolMatty sets mode: +v sf_goldg_01
[14:12] <+sf_goldg_01> do my ideas disturb you?
[14:13] <+stat> no
[14:13] <+sf_goldg_01> fine... I'll have to try harder
[14:13] <+sf_goldg_01> but if anyone wishes to discuss torture methods, my door is wide open


from today.
>>untie shoes
2010-02-17, 2:59 PM #106
I'm stuck between not feeding the trolls and wanting more.

No time for IRC now though. I'm meant to be working. <.<
2010-02-17, 3:30 PM #107
Attention whoring at it's finest.
2010-02-17, 3:32 PM #108
I can't get on IRC anymore.

Which pains me, now that ****ing with SF_Gold is apparently condoned and I'm stuck in a 20 hour class on engine exhaust. (We really need 20 hours to explain this concept!)
2010-02-17, 3:35 PM #109
"<sf_goldg_01> I have never had an AIM account, only MSN and I am quite positive I have never had EMON on my contact list."
I have an MSN account, too, so it was probably that.

He probably didn't even know it was me. :downswords:
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-02-17, 3:50 PM #110
Originally posted by Martyn:
I'm stuck between not feeding the trolls and wanting more.


I'm not. More, pls.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-02-17, 5:32 PM #111
Originally posted by Darth Dan:
:awesome: How do you prepare it, do you have to heat it up or just have it cold?


cold... it thaws quickly if prepared right :tfti:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2010-02-17, 6:01 PM #112
Originally posted by Admiral Zarn:
cold... it thaws quickly if prepared right :tfti:


heh heh heh!;)
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-02-17, 6:02 PM #113
sex pun
2010-02-18, 7:59 AM #114
What ever happened to Kedri?
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2010-02-18, 8:39 AM #115
apparently posted porn in the tech forum and got permabanned :cool: :huh:
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