Ah, that's more like it.

I have this theory that people choose insults based on their own insecurities. For example, someone who uses 'gay' as a pejorative is really projecting his own insecurities onto others; he views it as a devastating insult, so he subconsciously assumes it would be equally-cutting when used against others. It's not a new thought.

Perhaps I would be better-able to articulate the consequences of this theory if I were not (according to ELITE WARRIOR and BeefCaike) a small-penised, no-penised pussy homosexual terminal virgin pseudo-intellectual shut-in nerd who lives in his parents' basement and (???) has a one-dimensional polygonal head (?????) and no writing ability.

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Oh, serendipity.

Hmm, so I guess the people in Massassi live in never-never land, or they hand it down from 12 year old to 12 year old as the years progress >_>

Seriously, what a child. He abused everyone on a website and in a chat because one or two people didn't think his work was A+

lolololol beefcaike

Hey beefy, I had alot of respect for the maps you made in JK, I liked them and thought you had skill.
Then you made something not very good, and can't take criticism any better then a 5 year when he's told his painting sucks.

Also we have uniforms? When do I get mine?

you tell five year olds their paintings suck?

No, because I understand a 5 year old needs to given support.
27 year old map devs, not so much.

Just making sure

A. You weren't here when it started.
B. Massassi was started in the late 90s.

C. That's how you view it, because you feel threatened by any sort of criticism. You believe it's only Massassi that's like this, but truth is, Massassi's the only place you've gotten real feedback from in the first place, thus you have nothing to compare to.
D. Yes, Massassians only care about looks. That's why the Rolling Mod was a complete flop. Wait, what?

E. It's that sort of "I don't give a damn" attitude that makes it obvious you can't handle criticism.
F. It's not unfair to assume that something made in a game engine of today would at least look like it was in the game made today.
G. Because you know, everyone is like Ruthven (No offense Ruthven!) and spends ages making their levels. No one has released a good looking level for JK on Massassi because they took so long that Massassi "died" before it was finished. Wait, what?
H. If it was intended to be like the original Oasis as much as possible, why add things like trees and such which have absolutely no gameplay explanation? Prooobably because you wanted it to look better, but you didn't go beyond throwing a few models around.

I. Hint: You're talking about all Massassians when you say that "Massassi forums is run by a bunch of 12 year olds". None of the people you even had a problem with actually moderate/run this forum in any way shape or form. And in fact, one of the people you had a problem with made nothing more than a regular comment which you exploded into this tirade the whole time about.

You have a problem with criticism.

I rest my case.

Why do you make every single level look identically ugly? You're clearly trying. Canyon Oasis didn't have any colored lighting or trees.

So basically what is being said here is that my Canyon Oasis level is awesome, and you are all jealous of it. Understood. I will take my win, and bid you all adue. /rape

Maybe BeefCaike isn't a specific user, but rather a title handed down from jackass to jackass. This can be the only explanation.

420 bongs blunts *****es lol ur fags

You are just reenforcing our opinion of you being an arrogant, self-absorbed fool who can't take criticism.

You're also supporting Jon`C's assertion about the origin of your insults.

Get any more passive/aggressive and you might implode.

What does "1 dimensional polygon headed" even mean? Does it mean "1 dimensional, polygon-headed?" Or does he assert the existence of a 1-dimensional polygon?

And why the fascination with simple geometry??

Forgive my grammar error, there was supposed to be a comma in between DIMENSIONAL and POLYGON, F A GG O T!!

Wow. That reminds me of Call of Duty 4 on Xbox Live.

In what way does it remind you of Call of Duty 4 on xbox live, Anakin9012?

Seriously, before you go, I want to know why you like palm trees and spotted colored lighting? It reminds me of a cheap themed Las Vegas casino, or an arcade laser tag room.

Those same types of insults (rape, gay, *** and ******) were used.

In fact Kirby, that is a good question. I like that style. I like Las Vegas. And JK never had Colored Lights... I like colored lights.

You raging like an idiot, using vulgar language, and think you're hot ****.

Why do you keep calling people ******s?

Your signature, "Massassi has the stupidest forum ever created, and is run by a bunch of 12 year old nerds who will never see a single vaginal pube."

Sounds exactly like something a person who is 12 years old and will never see a single vaginal pube.

Oh and, if I'm not mistaken, Jon`C has a girlfriend (since your insults seem to be directed towards him).

Who is this Tibby noob who thinks he knows me?

LOL Good for Jon C. WTF you got, a PILLOW?

Why do you keep asserting that none of us will ever "get pussy?" Why do you even care? That's the strange part.

Because it is funny.

I wouldn't expect a person like you to understand.

Yeah, it is funny that you have a fascination with others' sex lives. You might want to see someone about that.

Why don't you stop being a pussy and come talk to me in the chatroom.

Why, so you can call me a ****** and make assertions about my sexual encounters? Why do you feel the need to assert your superiority to others over the internet?

Maybe it's like Jon said, you're projecting your own weaknesses.

Really? Seriously?

Ever level of yours that I have ever seen has been poorly designed and poorly executed; with this one being no exception. You know, maybe if you actually listened to the constructive criticism people give you, you might actually improve -- but instead you act like a horny preteen who thinks that by being hyper-aggressive, he can win any argument.

Jeez, man.

Oh, and I can guarantee that I've had more sex than you. I was told by a girl last night, in all seriousness, that I'm a total manwhore.

Is Beef trolling, flaming or both?

This thread definitely took a turn toward the wrong direction since yesterday.

LordVirus, that's exactly what I am talking about. You needed to EXPLAIN to me how you THINK you've HAD MORE SEX than I have. Would you like a cookie for being SO BLATANLY AWESOME!?

He guarantees it... omfg hahahahah!

There are two kinds of people in this world:
First, you have the people who watch South Park because it is a tongue-in-cheek postmodernist social commentary.
Then, you have the people who watch South Park to see Cartman beating off a dog.

BeefCaike is the latter type.

Is that really your standard of judging people?

Nice. But I like Cartman cause he's a BEEFCAIKE!!!