Beefcaike, why do you care about the sexual activities of Massassians, since you hate us so much?

I'm going to argue for the fun of it.

You made the assertion that I, being a member of Massassi, have never been near a vagina.

Prove it.

I'll attempt to construct a modus ponens argument for BeefCaike since I don't think he's capable of doing so. By his logic:

If you are a homosexual, you have never been near a vagina.
You are a homosexual.
Therefore, you have never been near a vagina.

I thought I knew you, I played your levels, watched your projects.
But then you ended up being this trolling pile of crap that would be banned from any other site within seconds for being a gigantic douchebag.

What about /rape?

"using latin phrases in every day conversation just makes you sound like a douche. Despite your belief that it makes you sound more intelligible, it does not." - ELITE WARRIOR

Beef, for whatever it's worth, I used to enjoy a lot of your Dralloc levels way back in the day. Sure they weren't full of eye-candy or all that innovative, but they were fun to mess around in with people. I even played with you a few times on one of your CTF levels that you made. Honestly, I'm not sure why you chose to blow up like this, I really don't know your history with everyone here but it's obvious that there's been something brewing for awhile.

Regardless, you've pretty much lost all respect from me due to this thread. I can't believe how someone of your age could react to criticism in this manner. Even if someone had done something wrong, which no one here really did, your method of retaliation was that of a 6th grader.

I hope you wind up learning something from this, as you'll most likely no longer be dealing with the "12 year old nerds who will never see a single vaginal pube " due to the banning I'm sure you'll be receiving in the near future.

"Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and ***gy to them." - Mike Judge

Modus penis

What was this all about? Sorry I missed it, BeefCaike.

Edit:
Ah. I wish I had so much free time.

You use phrases like this and yet accuse us of being 12 year olds...

And, not to mini-mod, but why isn't this guy banned already?

Hilarity.

:D!

**** man, this **** needs to stop, it's making tibby look tolerable.

What was that?

Don't forget your outrageously fat nerdbody.

Thanks, but we have already established your limitations.

Okay I get it, I was a dunce a long time ago.
Let's move forward.

This thread is spectacular. Nothing makes a better thread than one that opens old wounds.

NO. I am fighting to preserve my prejudice against you.

"We hate you because you put porn in Dralloc Mall"

Wow, still bitter about Brian removing your level from Massassi? That was what? In 1999?

hey i heard you guys were talking about vagina

Tracer buddy you don't understand. Apparently we are talking about seeing a single vagina pubic hair, being vaginas, in addition to other rumination on the general topic.

People play survival?

Also it's nice to see that Beefcaike has matured since he first started coming here.

Don't you know that true art sticks it to the man?

I assume The Man, in this case, is Brian.

This thread is awesome.

EDIT: It takes a thread like this to make me realize how much I actually don't hate virtually anyone that is a regular member here. Good god Elite Warrior and this BeefCaike are horrendous people.

Shut up. Anthony

Meh, I'll stick to my profanities. They seem to summon lots of effort on your part for me to observe and enjoy. Thanks, fatty.

I don't even know how to take that.

Please, let us know when you're finished masturbating.

I have to admit, it's people like Beef that make you appreciate how mature massassians really are.
Our most childish members are far and away more adult then people like this. Even in the most heated arguments, they still act like real people and not exaggerated cliche's

This thread is actually making me look pretty good.

This thread is a good example of why fagg-ot should be uncensored. Censoring it isn't stopping the offenders, and is just making harder for us to respond! Now if I want to legitimately quote the word fagg0t, I have to do something lame like substitute a 0.

This is impossible. You schmuck.

Wow, that was beautiful how Massassi's hatred towards an outsider united all of you for a brief moment. You responded and defeated him with logic, held hands and rejoiced in feelings of mutual love and respect. But it only lasted a moment before an insecurity loomed about expressing too much love and respect might make you appear gay or weak. Fortunately some facesaving brotherly insults were exchanged and now balance has returned to the Massassi community.

Hey, Thanks!

[QUOTE=BeefCaike's signature]Massassi has the stupidest forum ever created, and is run by a bunch of 12 year old nerds who will never see a single vaginal pube.[/QUOTE]

My deduction senses are tingling...

We are all 12 year old nerd pussies, in uniform, with wire-framed, flat polygons as a replacement for our heads? You leave a lot of room for speculation...

1. We will never see a single vaginal pube, because we're likely to see more, once you've spotted one.
2. We will never see a single vaginal pube, because of our 1 dimensional, polygon-heads, they do not contain functional eyes.
3. We will never see a single vaginal pube, because we're pussies (the organic lifeform), nobody is likely to show their vagina to a cat.
4. We will never see a single vaginal pube, because we are all 12 years old, most people do not see any vagina at that age.
5. We will never see a single vaginal pube, because we're all so incredibly sexually inexperienced.

Please elaborate.

Wow. I'm sure fgr actually got the joke....

We get outsiders rather often, and they're not usually a problem. You've never been a problem. BeefCaike is a problem not because he's an outsider, but because he's BeefCaike.

Yay, I'm a real boy!