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How do you wipe your Fanny? Stand or Sit?

2010-03-01, 5:15 PM #1

Couchman

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I sit, just gotta lift one leg up, doesnt get all splattered between your cheeks from standing, really easy and lazy.

2010-03-01, 5:17 PM #2

Detty

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Sometimes being a Brit is amazing.

Also, people stand?

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2010-03-01, 5:17 PM #3

Baconfish

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I'm a man.

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nope.

2010-03-01, 5:22 PM #4

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

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Oh, wow.

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2010-03-01, 5:43 PM #5

The Ego Has Landed

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Shower. With soap.

You disgusting dirty people.

2010-03-01, 5:46 PM #6

DrkJedi82

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i stand up and put a leg on the side of the tub for maximum cheek spreading potential

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2010-03-01, 5:59 PM #7

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

stand...

i also stand to wipe my arse

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2010-03-01, 6:03 PM #8

andreawesome

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Posts: 1,440

stand, better reach without the possibility of touching a dirty toilet seat.

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2010-03-01, 6:19 PM #9

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

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i kneel on the floor with my head and chest down in front of the toilet.

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2010-03-01, 6:25 PM #10

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

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WTF is a fanny?

2010-03-01, 6:49 PM #11

Darth Dan

Junior Jedi

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Originally posted by Connection Problem:

WTF is a fanny?

Its three things:

1. A very old female name
2. slang for the glutamus Maximus
3. the first name of a large financial institution that smells like @ss and they were in a sh***y situation.

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2010-03-01, 7:01 PM #12

Couchman

Idaho Potato

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Originally posted by andreawesome:

stand, better reach without the possibility of touching a dirty toilet seat.

a fanny is an arse...wtf

there is a misunderstanding..A FANNY IS NOT A VAGINA

2010-03-01, 7:17 PM #13

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

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Originally posted by Detty:

Sometimes being a Brit is amazing.

This.

Well, not this. But that's what I thought this thread was about.

2010-03-01, 7:17 PM #14

Baconfish

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Yes it is.

nope.

2010-03-01, 7:56 PM #15

Chewbubba

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2/3 of the posts in this thread have me :confused:

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2010-03-01, 8:03 PM #16

Couchman

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Originally posted by stat:

i kneel on the floor with my head and chest down in front of the toilet.

i cant even picture this

2010-03-01, 8:03 PM #17

Antony

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I don't.

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2010-03-01, 8:05 PM #18

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

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Originally posted by Couchman:

i cant even picture this

imagine a muslim praying except one hand is at his behind.

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2010-03-01, 8:06 PM #19

Dash_rendar

Xizor's Drinking Buddy

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People stand?!

2010-03-01, 8:10 PM #20

Cool Matty

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Posts: 15,246

People sit?!

Seriously, that's nasty. You're just asking to get something somewhere. Ew. I could have gone all my life without knowing this.

2010-03-01, 8:14 PM #21

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

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are we talking about wiping techniques, or the hover vs cover debate in a public restroom?

2010-03-01, 8:18 PM #22

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

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There are people who stand to wipe their ass?

>>untie shoes

2010-03-01, 8:19 PM #23

Admiral Zarn

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I find it slightly interesting that you chose to capitalize fanny, indicating it to be a proper noun.... care to share something with us?

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2010-03-01, 8:21 PM #24

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

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Do you realize that you have destroyed my worldview with this thread? I can't look at anybody else the same knowing that they're doing it this way in the bathroom. What the hell.

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2010-03-01, 8:27 PM #25

Ford

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umm some combination of both?

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2010-03-01, 8:30 PM #26

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

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Originally posted by Couchman:

a fanny is an arse...wtf

there is a misunderstanding..A FANNY IS NOT A VAGINA

i didnt say it was. i clearly didnt think it was because i believe im the only female who posted in this thread. so do you think all the guys on massassi have vaginas?

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2010-03-01, 8:33 PM #27

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
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I keep one in my wallet in case of emergency.

>>untie shoes

2010-03-01, 8:55 PM #28

BombayZeus

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I squat. Wipe. Then hop into the bathtub and wash my ass with water. I don't understand how people can just wipe it. I've tried it, and I get a burning feeling. probably caused by crusted up **** scraping my *******. :argh:

Oh and I really missed these bodily function discussions.

2010-03-01, 9:11 PM #29

Ford

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oh, i also use those flushable wet wipes by cottonelle.

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2010-03-01, 9:13 PM #30

Couchman

Idaho Potato

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if i had a dog ide recruit him to cleaning duty

2010-03-01, 10:53 PM #31

Deadman

twitches

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Originally posted by Darth Dan:

Its three things:

1. A very old female name
2. slang for the glutamus Maximus
3. the first name of a large financial institution that smells like @ss and they were in a sh***y situation.

You missed the one it's most known for here (my part of Australia, possibly all of)

4. slang for female genitalia

(googling tells me it's brit slang for female genitalia too)

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2010-03-01, 11:32 PM #32

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

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Originally posted by Antony:

I keep one in my wallet in case of emergency.

I don't even need to do that because I can get vagina wherever I go.

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2010-03-01, 11:42 PM #33

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

Suspended from the ceiling. But my feet are touching it, so I guess standing.

I don't poop more than once every 2-3 days anyway. Wiping is overrated.

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2010-03-02, 12:38 AM #34

Dash_rendar

Xizor's Drinking Buddy

Posts: 2,867

I still don't understand how the **** people stand up to wipe their ass. Somebody please explain this.

You sit down, take your ****, fold/wad up some TP in your hand, lean to the opposite side lifting the leg on the side of the hand that's doing the wiping, and wipe your ass just like that. Stand?!!?!? You stand up and your butt cheeks go together and you can't access the butthole in a manner necessary for wiping. That's just ASKING to smear **** everywhere.

2010-03-02, 2:31 AM #35

Deadman

twitches

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Originally posted by Cool Matty:

People stand?!

Seriously, that's nasty. You're just asking to get something somewhere. Ew. I could have gone all my life without knowing this.

Edited slightly to reflect my opinion

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2010-03-02, 5:28 AM #36

Emon

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Posts: 19,022

Hmm, stand, but leaned over a little for higher accessibility. Sitting is too awkward.

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2010-03-02, 5:50 AM #37

Jep

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Awkward for fat people maybe! :gbk:

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2010-03-02, 6:58 AM #38

Baconfish

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I can only imagine that people stand because they pee sitting down.

nope.

2010-03-02, 7:42 AM #39

Mort-Hog

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So tempted to post tubgirl...

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2010-03-02, 7:48 AM #40

KOP_AoEJedi

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I don't even know how people sit and do it. I'm not even fat and my ass is too big to get a hand under there without doing some serious leaning. I'm a stander.

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