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I made my 500th thread yesterday.
2010-03-15, 8:33 PM #1
And In celebration, I invite you to post the good, the bad, and the ugly memories of me on here.
I remember when I first posted here, under the alias "imsoshort" (I was always average size actually). I came, I posted terribly, I got banned.
Then I moved on to "Arthur_Dent" (I make terrible fanboy names...), and got banned again a week later.
After this I waited a few months (I was banned from the internet for being a dick at school), and created Tiberium_Empire. I then proceeded to annoy you all with stupid noobish posts for a good 2 years. Finally the admins got tired of those crappy antics, and banned me for good. I moved on, and forgot about this place for about... 2 years? Maybe 3? I didn't keep track. Then I came back, and although it was a rocky road sweeping away the reputation I had built up, in the end you accepted me in as a member of the community.
I am extremely grateful to those who supported me when I came back, and I have made a good many friends on this community. I thank you all for everything you have done for me.

On a less melodramatic note, I pulled these from the archives and they should be good for a laugh.

Remember Massradio?
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=37324
Brian won.
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=37330
The origins of my username...
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=36401
It was blockland.
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=36412
I remember that thing...:suicide:
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=36284
Streets FULL OF SOCKS.
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=587
Worth the read for Janitor Bob alone.
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=601
2010-03-15, 8:33 PM #2
Go away.
2010-03-15, 8:35 PM #3
Threads like this are why people don't like you.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-03-15, 8:39 PM #4
Originally posted by Tibby:
you accepted me in as a member of the community.
I am extremely grateful to those who supported me when I came back, and I have made a good many friends on this community. I thank you all for everything you have done for me.

DOES NOT COMPUTE
>>untie shoes
2010-03-15, 8:46 PM #5
I have made just over 100 and I joined 4 years before you did.

Pace yourself! :X

2010-03-15, 8:50 PM #6
I've only made 163 in a decade. And half are probably showcase threads.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2010-03-15, 8:51 PM #7
sigh, maybe ill be that cool one day, the only popular thread ive made is how people wipe their butt, as opposed to an empty Caprica thread =[
2010-03-15, 8:52 PM #8
I wonder how many of those threads contain posts saying something along the lines of "stop making so many ****ing threads"
>>untie shoes
2010-03-15, 9:06 PM #9
Originally posted by Tibby:
in the end you accepted me in as a member of the community.


Wait wait wait. Guys... did you all have a vote on this without me?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-03-15, 9:06 PM #10
I want the old forums back
2010-03-15, 9:07 PM #11
i've started 244 threads and i remember when massassi switched to ubb
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-03-15, 10:18 PM #12
I've been here for not quite a decade and I've created only 58 threads (I just wasted a chunk of my time doing through some of them. Lots of very me-centered stuff. ah well)
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2010-03-15, 10:28 PM #13
I'm not proud of this, infact 100% of those threads up to a year ago are crap. I just thought I would bring it up for a laugh, and contemplate my time here.
2010-03-15, 10:29 PM #14
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
I want the old forums back


them farms be dead
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-03-15, 11:30 PM #15
113 in about 4 and a half years, and even that is arguably too many threads =/.
2010-03-15, 11:37 PM #16
48 threads in eight or nine years. I might just be taking advantage of everyone else's hard work.

I should clarify that "everyone else" is not Tibby. :v:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-03-15, 11:39 PM #17
Between this and my prior username, I have contributed 215 threads to these forums. In nearly ten years.
>>untie shoes
2010-03-15, 11:43 PM #18
How do you find your thread count

Cuz I am well over 500 so when I click on "see all threads started" it only shows the most recent 500
一个大西瓜
2010-03-15, 11:48 PM #19
I'm not sure. I don't know if there's a way to tell if you've had more than 500.
>>untie shoes
2010-03-16, 12:07 AM #20
go to your profile, click on statistics, find all threads started by yournamehere, it will give you a total along with the links
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-03-16, 12:23 AM #21
It still caps out at 500.
>>untie shoes
2010-03-16, 12:32 AM #22
ive been here 8 years, and have only made 269 threads (probably closer to 300 if you count all the pruned threads)
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2010-03-16, 12:41 AM #23
also, I remember that last one, specificaly the "roger's video" part.
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2010-03-16, 1:05 AM #24
tibby trying to be accepted into an online community so desperately makes me feel better about myself
DO NOT WANT.
2010-03-16, 4:17 AM #25
So this is why you've been crapping out threads lately? To hit your precious 500 mark?
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2010-03-16, 4:36 AM #26
280 and I've been here for over a decade. And I thought I started new threads a lot.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-03-16, 6:21 AM #27
36.

Although in the last four years I've made five or so.

I was a **** in '05.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2010-03-16, 7:09 AM #28
Pretty much 10 years, and 94 threads.

Jesus christ Tibby don't you know when to shut the **** up? I can't imagine what people at school think bout you if you actually talk this much. Then again, maybe that answers the question why you spend so much time here
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2010-03-16, 7:54 AM #29
19 threads started in almost 10 years, most popular being a post your desktop thread.
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-03-16, 7:58 AM #30
Originally posted by Tibby:
I'm not proud of this, infact 100% of those threads up to a year ago are crap. I just thought I would bring it up for a laugh, and contemplate my time here.


I can honestly think of only 2 of your threads that weren't crap, Tibadoodle. Ever. :P

Thankfully, your JK help one was quite commendable.

EVEN if JK would be better left dead in the annals of gaming history.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-03-16, 8:09 AM #31
323 in almost 6 years. :(
nope.
2010-03-16, 8:14 AM #32
Originally posted by Darkjedibob:
So this is why you've been crapping out threads lately? To hit your precious 500 mark?


I agree.

what the ****, tibby.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2010-03-16, 8:15 AM #33
Twenty-six since 9 Dec 2000.
"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!
2010-03-16, 8:25 AM #34
Tibby, WHY do you keep making these threads? Do you think they are cute and funny? Do you think that, despite how everyone makes fun of you, we all think you are a loved and valued member of the community? Do you think that if you continually annoy us you will eventually be loved?

Well, no. Threads like this are why people don't like you.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-03-16, 8:50 AM #35
I agree with Emon. You've made useful threads.....few of them but the large share of them have been crap. This one...is pointless and stupid and I'm seeing a lot of this.

So, in celebration of your 500th thread you've made in a short time you've been here, I've placed you in the Thread Spammers group! This means, you cannot post another thread until I or another admin deem it necessary.

Have a nice day!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2010-03-16, 10:25 AM #36
Originally posted by dalf:
You've made useful threads.....few of them but the large share of them have been crap.

I don't understand it. You've made a lot of useful threads and some have generated really good discussions, despite some people's efforts to crap on them without reason. It's like you have a six year old kid stuck inside you that won't shut up. But not the cool kind of six year old that plays with LEGOs and watches Animaniacs. More like the kind that runs around the house with a pot on his head banging it with a spoon just to grab attention.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-03-16, 11:04 AM #37
Originally posted by dalf:
I agree with Emon. You've made useful threads.....few of them but the large share of them have been crap. This one...is pointless and stupid and I'm seeing a lot of this.

So, in celebration of your 500th thread you've made in a short time you've been here, I've placed you in the Thread Spammers group! This means, you cannot post another thread until I or another admin deem it necessary.

Have a nice day!

Well that was needless and unnecessary, good job.
2010-03-16, 11:21 AM #38
I like Tibby

You guys are being big jerks
2010-03-16, 11:29 AM #39
You know, I generally don't mind Tibby, and I like discussing games and tech with him, but I just cannot stand attention whoring :P Likely, neither can these guys.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-03-16, 11:35 AM #40
I will say he's not as bad as before. He has made posts that contribute to discussions, which is why I didn't outright ban him. I don't mind the occasional "junk" thread here and there. It's there to be silly and nothing wrong with that. It's just that EVERY DAY I would see a new thread by Tibby. More often than not it wasn't very useful and more like TFTI. That's why I took away his thread posting privleges away for now. Abuse it, you lose it.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
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