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Drinkin on Sunday mornin.
2010-04-25, 10:06 PM #41
originally posted by Antony "Actually I signed up to become a great American who stands for something important"

Thats the spirit!
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2010-04-25, 10:08 PM #42
If it were possible, the Marine Corps would fly into battle on the wings of demons while drinking blood out of camel baks and listening to Pantera.
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2010-04-25, 10:18 PM #43
You should get a tattoo of that.
2010-04-25, 10:21 PM #44
Originally posted by Antony:
If it were possible, the Marine Corps would fly into battle on the wings of demons while drinking blood out of camel baks and listening to Pantera.


the US government will not approve the spending for the demons

i've tried to make a fair deal but they want them cheaper than what is possible
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2010-04-25, 10:22 PM #45
That would violate tattoo policy.
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2010-04-25, 10:24 PM #46
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
the US government will not approve the spending for the demons

i've tried to make a fair deal but they want them cheaper than what is possible


It's all politics. The people in this country who are the most pro-military are also the most anti-demon.
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2010-04-25, 10:25 PM #47
Originally posted by Antony:
That would violate tattoo policy.


There is a tattoo policy?
:huh:
2010-04-25, 10:27 PM #48
Yes, and it's extremely strict. Generally speaking, you must always ask permission from your commanding officer before getting any artwork done. If it's considered to be in any offensive you'll be dishonorably discharged over it if you get it. A Marine riding a demon into battle while drinking blood would be considered a bad tattoo to get.

Mostly, the only ones acceptable are station tats depicting what assignment you're on and such. Also, no tattoos can be visible in any uniform. So they must be on your torso or upper arms basically.
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2010-04-25, 10:27 PM #49
Drinking on Sunday Morning sounds like a country song to me.
2010-04-25, 10:32 PM #50
Originally posted by Antony:
Yes, and it's extremely strict. Generally speaking, you must always ask permission from your commanding officer before getting any artwork done. If it's considered to be in any offensive you'll be dishonorably discharged over it if you get it. A Marine riding a demon into battle while drinking blood would be considered a bad tattoo to get.

Mostly, the only ones acceptable are station tats depicting what assignment you're on and such. Also, no tattoos can be visible in any uniform. So they must be on your torso or upper arms basically.


Yea, see, all my friends are in the army, didn't know about those rules for other service. And some of them have quite foolish tattoos. Like a naked vampire women holding the severed head of a man.
2010-04-25, 10:35 PM #51
In the Army you can get whatever the hell you want tattooed on you. They're also allowed to wear their utilities as casual clothes and **** like that. The Marines take appearances far more seriously.
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2010-04-25, 10:38 PM #52
The Marines are not exempt from ridiculous tatoos:

http://terminallance.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Vince-Padilla-2.jpg
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2010-04-25, 10:41 PM #53
Me being a former Army servicemember I like the Idea of the tattoo that Antony described alot more, i guess times have changed
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2010-04-25, 10:54 PM #54
Originally posted by Commander 598:
The Marines are not exempt from ridiculous tatoos:

http://terminallance.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Vince-Padilla-2.jpg

The new tattoo policy took effect very recently.
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2010-04-25, 11:00 PM #55
Originally posted by Antony:
In the Army you can get whatever the hell you want tattooed on you. They're also allowed to wear their utilities as casual clothes and **** like that. The Marines take appearances far more seriously.


Sounds like the army has become to liberal since I was enlisted.
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2010-04-25, 11:03 PM #56
Honestly, if you can get through MEPS, you can join the Army now. It's really sad the kind of standards they have for letting people in.
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2010-04-25, 11:04 PM #57
Well they weren't gonna let me in ... The Navy would, though.


But of course I blew it all off in the end in a huge bender.
So it didn't matter in the end.
2010-04-25, 11:05 PM #58
That's odd. The Navy has more harsh standards for enlistment today. So does the Air Force.
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2010-04-25, 11:07 PM #59
It was my leg. One is shorter than the other.

Army didn't like it. Navy was like "Whatever"

I'm not smart enough for the Air Force.. that's where I would have liked to gone if I could.
They get the best deal out of the service.
2010-04-25, 11:08 PM #60
You shouldn't have told them. Keep all of your medical **** secret.
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2010-04-25, 11:11 PM #61
Well, I talked to the guy the first day and took the test thing, and scored well. Came back the next day to schedule some more stuff, in shorts.

Rookie move. ("Hey what's with the leg??!")

Actually, now that I think of it, I think they were pissed about my Felony, more than the leg...Yea. I think it was that, not the leg. Because I read the rule book and they give you like a 1/4" diference, and I'm within that.
2010-04-25, 11:12 PM #62
oh... well if it's that noticeably shorter... you probably won't make it through MEPS.
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2010-04-25, 11:17 PM #63
Well, it's not noticeable shorter... but it's all jacked up like CMs and looks haggard.

It does prompt one to inquire about it.
2010-04-25, 11:20 PM #64
Yeah they'll lose their minds over that at MEPS.
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2010-04-26, 5:31 AM #65
haha you guys are funny. Thread Hijackers.

anyway, the plan failed slightly, as we were supposed to stop drinking at like 6 or 7 pm, but we continued drinking until like 11... and now it's 5:30, I'm on my way in to work and I'm all blearly eyed and hungover like.

Oh well... fun times.

Hey since you're becoming a Marine, make sure you're not like 99.9% of Marines out there acting like douchebags who think they have 13" cocks. YOUR COCK IS NORMAL SIZED. Be ok with it.

[also, I smashed the crap out of my toe last night... Still hurts. All swoolen. Hope it's ok.]
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2010-04-26, 7:37 AM #66
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2010-04-26, 8:15 AM #67
I dunno, I saw a marine in this movie once, and he did have a 13" cock.
2010-04-26, 9:22 AM #68
The only thing I hate about our military, is yeah, we're bad ass, we have a budget with no roof ect ect... But not EVERYONE in the marines is a complete awesome super soldier like they think they are. You're no better than the next grunt unless you've got some actual special training or have single handedly *insert awesome mission here* and lived to tell the tale.

Aside from that, I'm glad there's normal people in the military too. Else we'd all be doomed.
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2010-04-26, 1:21 PM #69
There are special troops out there that were heavily trained more than Marines or Army Grunts, their called Navy Seals.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-04-26, 1:24 PM #70
Yeah... most of them are former Marines.
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2010-04-26, 1:28 PM #71
Navy Seals are intense.

I partied with one once.

Holy ****.
2010-04-26, 1:30 PM #72
They're pretty crazy dudes. I mean... SEAL training is 2 solid years of holy **** hardcore training all day every day.
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2010-04-26, 1:37 PM #73
My uncle and I play pretend seals sometimes. We both scuba dive, and he's got a harpoon gun, and we'll get someone to drive our boat really fast, jump out, and be like all crazy and try to kill some terrorists (fish)
2010-04-26, 2:46 PM #74
Haha, yeah the majority of SEALs are ex-marines... in my mind, the BADASSness factor of the various military groups in the US goes like this:
(ground combat)
Airforce < Navy < Army < Marines < Army Rangers < Airforce Combat Controllers < Navy Seals < Marine Force Recon < Delta Force


p.s. to all you who ask "Why not just not drink for a weekend":

That's never an option.
2010-04-26, 4:01 PM #75
Yeah, and you're like 15 years old and Canadian.. Which makes you less than an authority on this sort of thing.
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2010-04-26, 4:20 PM #76
Originally posted by Antony:
Yeah, and you're like 15 years old and Canadian.. Which makes you less than an authority on this sort of thing.


OUCH! :P
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-04-26, 4:22 PM #77
Originally posted by Antony:
Yeah, and you're like 15 years old and Canadian.. Which makes you less than an authority on this sort of thing.
He's not 15 years old. He's on the DEAN'S LIST.

He's just another 18-22 year old moron community college student who happens to rank how "cool" divisions are by how often they appear in video games.
2010-04-26, 4:35 PM #78
Originally posted by Antony:
Yeah... most of them are former Marines.


umm.. I'm pretty sure that's NOT true.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2010-04-26, 4:37 PM #79
I'm pretty sure it doesn't ****ing matter.
2010-04-26, 5:03 PM #80
ELITE WARRIOR is Canadian?
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