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Date: FAIL
2010-05-19, 10:25 PM #1
So I'm going to tell everyone about my Legen..... wait for it..... Dary fail of a date! Please post your own failed dates, and lets all enjoy some schadenfreude!


Here's how the night went:
1. I was suited up. I told him to do the same. He wore jeans.
2. I pick him up. He is clearly exhausted.
3. Directions to the lasertag place are wrong, and he is in no mood for lasertag. We go eat.
4. Dinner was fine.
5. We get out of the resturant and its nasty and cloudy, so we don't smoke our cigars.
6. We go back to his place and watch season 3 of HIMYM, and we lay next to each other watching with almost no contact, a little tickling, then finally we curl up together, and he nearly dozes off.
7. I go to leave, and get a kiss on the cheek.


So fail. And a waste of a fun date idea. Please post your similar experiences.
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2010-05-19, 10:28 PM #2
Bah! Lame-o McLameface didn't deserve your awesome date idea.
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2010-05-19, 10:30 PM #3
That's horrible. :( It seemed like such a good plan too.
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2010-05-19, 10:30 PM #4
Haha you have to say that Sug! You're my keeper!
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2010-05-19, 10:32 PM #5
No I don't! I have to say "I'm sorry it didn't work out" because I'm your Keeper. The fact that he's a Lamebutt is obviously pure science fact.

Yecti agrees!
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2010-05-19, 10:44 PM #6
hit it and quit it woman

2010-05-19, 10:51 PM #7
Sorry it sucked. Seemed like a good idea.
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2010-05-19, 10:57 PM #8
Did he have a good reason to be exhausted? If not, drop him. He's not worth it
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2010-05-19, 11:07 PM #9
:(
2010-05-19, 11:11 PM #10
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE IN THE MOOD FOR LASER TAG

WHAT AN IDIOT
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2010-05-19, 11:25 PM #11
Originally posted by happydud:
Did he have a good reason to be exhausted? If not, drop him. He's not worth it


What?
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2010-05-19, 11:32 PM #12
Originally posted by Mirthy:
So I'm going to tell everyone about my Legen..... wait for it..... Dary fail of a date! Please post your own failed dates, and lets all enjoy some schadenfreude!


Here's how the night went:
1. I was suited up. I told him to do the same. He wore jeans.
2. I pick him up. He is clearly exhausted.
3. Directions to the lasertag place are wrong, and he is in no mood for lasertag. We go eat.
4. Dinner was fine.
5. We get out of the resturant and its nasty and cloudy, so we don't smoke our cigars.
6. We go back to his place and watch season 3 of HIMYM, and we lay next to each other watching with almost no contact, a little tickling, then finally we curl up together, and he nearly dozes off.
7. I go to leave, and get a kiss on the cheek.


So fail. And a waste of a fun date idea. Please post your similar experiences.


That's lame! .(

I have a suit! Next time I drive through Baltimore we will have to round up the sugardudfish crowd and go out somewhere. :awesome:
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2010-05-19, 11:32 PM #13
The number one reason for 'failed' dates is preparing for them.
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2010-05-19, 11:40 PM #14
that sucks. it seems like he made the date a dud though.
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2010-05-19, 11:57 PM #15
sounds like my idea would have been the way to go
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2010-05-20, 12:14 AM #16
dude kinda blew it.
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2010-05-20, 12:20 AM #17
Originally posted by JLee:
That's lame! .(

I have a suit! Next time I drive through Baltimore we will have to round up the sugardudfish crowd and go out somewhere. :awesome:

I think Mirthy lives in the Virginia area, which means it might be a bit of a drive for her. She should make the drive anyway, though, if such a thing goes down.

Sorry to hear your date flumped. I think the whole dating-type processes sort of blow myself, but I'm horribly biased and such too.
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2010-05-20, 1:35 AM #18
Originally posted by Mirthy:
6. We go back to his place and watch season 3 of HIMYM, and we lay next to each other watching with almost no contact, a little tickling, then finally we curl up together, and he nearly dozes off.
7. I go to leave, and get a kiss on the cheek.


No [http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3325/smilezh.gif]? He's either gay or religious. Either way, forget him.
2010-05-20, 1:37 AM #19
Originally posted by Freelancer:
What?


You no get English?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-05-20, 1:44 AM #20
I have written many a page about failed dates. Have you thrown up in someone's mouth, or had an open stomach wound that leaked stomach juice onto their bed?

No?




Lucky :(
2010-05-20, 1:58 AM #21
Originally posted by Steven:
No [http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3325/smilezh.gif]? He's either gay or religious. Either way, forget him.


I'd say that's a valid judgement. Not worth the time.

What did you find in sucha douche, anyway?
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2010-05-20, 3:01 AM #22
Originally posted by mb:
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE IN THE MOOD FOR LASER TAG

WHAT AN IDIOT


SERIOUSLY.
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2010-05-20, 4:10 AM #23
Im confused, why did you want him to 'suit' up for Lazer Tag?
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2010-05-20, 4:36 AM #24
Sorry it didn't work out Mirthy! Make sure to recycle that great idea on the next less-boring guy you meet!

Lame'o Mclameface just went down in massassian history along with STD_Gold and AIDS.

Poor massassi ladies. One gets kissed and rubbed on by a guy she doesn't like, one gets knocked up by SARN D:, and another comes up with this amazing date plan and ends up with a lamer.
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2010-05-20, 4:45 AM #25
Originally posted by EAH_TRISCUIT:
Im confused, why did you want him to 'suit' up for Lazer Tag?

You sir fail more than the date.


Also recycle this on someone more awesome.
nope.
2010-05-20, 5:24 AM #26
But anyhow, I don't think the opinions expressed in this thread can be fully justified without nekkid pics. :P
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2010-05-20, 5:35 AM #27
Maybe the guy had a rough day at work? Sucks that it turned out that way. Everyone has bad days though, if you like the dude, don't write him off yet.
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2010-05-20, 5:43 AM #28
I had a rough day thursday and you didn't see me blow off all evening plans because I was exhausted. I don't think its fair to neglect someone else be it girlfriend, date, etc. on account of being tired.
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2010-05-20, 5:59 AM #29
No, not fair. He should have rescheduled at least.
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2010-05-20, 6:07 AM #30
Originally posted by Baconfish:
You sir fail more than the date.


No doubt.
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2010-05-20, 6:42 AM #31
Sounds like you made the date way longer and more elaborate than he expected.
2010-05-20, 6:49 AM #32
yeah, she scared the **** out of him.

Triscuit: how can you not be up to date on this girl's thread history???
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2010-05-20, 6:53 AM #33
maybe the dude is having severe personal family problems along with problems with the job and maybe he needs to learn how to become a gentleman and knows how to properly entertain the lady correctly and dont become a douche. Also I couldn't help to notice the word "Schadenfreude und Legen" You dont speak German by any chance do you?, I was just curious.
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2010-05-20, 6:54 AM #34
On the subject of failed dates, there was one where we went to the pub, then for a walk in a park. After that went home, she wanted to snuggle, I'd had plenty of beer and decided I wanted to watch an 80's Doctor Who VHS I'd found while drinking her flatmate's vodka. And eventually passed out on the couch.

Then there was the one where we went to a couple of bars in the city, then for dinner. I'd had a few beers by then (pattern emerging) and rather than being tactful managed to tell her that I disliked:
- people who live in apartments
- people who don't have a drivers licence
- cats
- dogs
...and pretty much anything else she held dear.
2010-05-20, 7:11 AM #35
sounds like he is the ULTIMATE PRICK
2010-05-20, 7:16 AM #36
She didn't really describe his behavior any more thoroughly than saying he wasn't really into the whole deal, or was exhausted, it's ridiculous that everyone's calling him the ULTIMATE DOUCHE.

It's fair to say sorry the date didn't go well, but...

Sorry the date didn't go well, Mirthy. Better luck on the next one, with him or whomever.
2010-05-20, 7:27 AM #37
I'm still hung up on how someone can't be in the mood for lazer tag. We used to have a place here and we went there a few times and it rocked. It was dark with a bunch of black lights and fog machines.
2010-05-20, 7:38 AM #38
I'm with you on that on, Brian
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2010-05-20, 7:48 AM #39
My favorite laser tag experience was when I was at a summer camp, and one of the counselors got fed up with me sniping him and pinned me to the floor while everyone else took shots at me.

This was my origin story. I am now a laser tag god.
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2010-05-20, 7:49 AM #40
Laser tag isn't THAT great you guys.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
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