Don't be obtuse, JonC.

google translate gave me "I want to put my long dick in your vagina" not sure which google translate you used

joncy's response came up "You are a pathetic, friendless Keller residents who will die in a masturbation accident" i get the general point joncy is making but the "Keller residents" bit makes me think the translator had a brain fart

and ragna's reply to that "They are very funny, my little one. How can I be without friends, good friends when I'm your mother, you rascal man-child?" this i'm having a harder time with

Yeah, German grammar is interesting.

Yeah... I mean... I'm a dirty scumbag when it comes to dealing with women... and ragna makes me go "wow... what a dirty scumbag"

Aha, no. You don't need to find a woman attractive to lie to her. Straight girls lie to each other all the time.
I'm infuriated by this (and all other threads like these) for a lot of reasons:

1.) Someone's soliciting relationship advice from people who are sexually moribund.
2.) The people who gave advice blamed the boyfriend instead of admitting that they were wrong.
3.) Horrible misogyny and misandry (e.g. "You're a chick, you're already as impressive as you're gonna get. Just grab his junk and he'll put it in ya.")
4.) Someone planning a "big date" that involves absolutely no getting to know each other: running around with guns, eating, sucking on burning leaves, watching TV, ****ing. It's somewhere between a boys' night out and a 31st wedding anniversary.
5.) I've been on an all-day manchild date extravaganza before, with a girl I wasn't really comfortable with, and it was pretty far from awesome. All of the people who said it was a great idea were either lying or too inexperienced to know how it's a bad thing.
6.) All of the biggest ***holes on Massassi are married. Don't turn down advice just because someone doesn't say what you want to hear.

As I said in the other thread, the last date I went out on, we went to dinner and then sat in a field with a bottle of whiskey for about 5 hours talking. It was probably the best date I've ever been on.

If you bothered to read the thread, you would know that they've known each other for years.

With or without the whiskey, those dates are always great.

Probably the worst is when they want to introduce you to their high school friends waaaaay too early.

Are you seriously saying that your friends know you as well as your girlfriends?

Oh, the whiskey was just an added bonus. I make her laugh. She makes me laugh. She makes me feel good about myself. It's sweet.

Added bonus that I know she actually wants my junk and isn't just looking for a guy-friend. That's the worst, when you go out with a girl and have a great time only to find out that you're in the friend zone already.

EDIT: Unfortunately she's out tonight with a group of her friends, some of which I used to be friends with before I knew her. It's a bizarre coincidence. I'm sure they'll ruin me in her eyes.

Confidence, man! You're killing it.

I guess I was responding less to Mirthy and more to everyone else who blamed the guy, as if he's gay for not digging it.

Wo sind die Schwimmhalle, bitte?

No, no, you're right. Let's make out.

Im Deinem Klohhaus miene Kumpleschen!:P

You don't think people on Massassi might be different or more complicated in person? Not exactly a fair statement considering that you don't really know anyone here.

Don't bother yourselves with Jon`C, he's just projecting.

This thread turned I particularly like the part with the google translations

Ich verstehe Sie leider nicht... Hast du zu viel Fransiskaner Dunkelweißbier getrunken?

Chicks dig tough guys like me.

Hmm, you're right. My eyes must be deceiving me.

lololololol




seconded

Obviously what you should have done was get the both of you completely hammered and just let nature take is course.

Lol, I'm not even going to try to comment on all the german. Gut gemacht Leute!

And I'm not saying he's a douche, I still like him. I was just a bit dissapointed. And seeing as how most of the population on this site is male, I thought I'd get some advice from some guys on what could be a unique date. But I guess if I was too busy hating on everyone on this site, then I wouldn't have time to even consider dating. :-)

Generally, as far as the date goes, you structured it too much. I mean... just go hang out and see what happens. It doesn't matter what you do together, just as long as you're doing something together.

Also, I just had a great night with RedHead. Got some making out done, and that's good enough for me, for now. Taking this one slow, like she wants. This chick makes me really happy, and for the first time in a few years, I don't hate all women. It's pretty refreshing.

This is like the first time I've ever made a semi serious or non-deliberately-retarded post on a girl thread on Massassi but having followed this thread and thoroughly gotten entertainment value out of it I think I should contribute something el oh el

This might be kind of obvious but I think that how a date should go and how formal or structured or 'traditional' or weird it is really depends on who the guy and the girl are respectively and the nature of their personalities ... there might be some people for which planning something like that in advance might work and for some other people running around aimlessly (random example: exploring random old structures on a campus college at night because no plans were made ahead of time) is the best. Similarly, some people like spending first dates actually talking and getting to know people, while others would rather just **** around and see if he/she can have fun with the other person and the 'serious' getting-to-knowing/evaluating the other as a person part comes later. I agree with Anthony ... just feel it out and see what happens and what works best.

I'm so glad I'm past all that.

Being married is way easy (until the kiddies show up :()

This is true. The key here is that chicks dig *******s, as long as you aren't an ******* to them.

It blows my mind that we still disallow cursing but allow these threads to turn into huge ****storms.

I know exactly what happened here. You forgot the Get Psyched Mix.

Hey MacFarlane, you should get in the chat. I'm getting good and hammered tonight.

I just came here to quote this insightful piece of wisdom.

Didn't you give up drinking?

Yeah, then I got the sand out of my vagina and learned some impulse control.

Now, I'm not commenting or anything. Just sayin'. Lulz.

Dud, you silly *****. I should slap you.

So thats why it failed! Thanks! I will make that mix for my next awesome night out! :-D

Antony, don't slap Spiderman!

I'M JUST SAYIN'

lmfao...