So this has kind of been my white whale... so to speak... for a long long time... ever since I could remember I always wanted to sleep with a hot redhead.



I have done it. This is a monumental occasion in my life, which I will now celebrate by getting totally tanked.

EDIT: Also, never in my life have I been left more physically scarred from sex than I am right now... My back is a disaster of scratches and a little bit of blood.

You sick *******

Congrats?

I personally never cared much for the color of someone's hair myself, but whatever floats your boat.

Gebohq, redheads are notorious for being insane in the sack... at least that's what I had always heard. I am pleased to report that the rumors are true.

I mean seriously, big ****ing deal. Other than Kroko, Tibby and Kyle, I don't think any of us are impressed by sex.

HD video or it didn't happen

I wasn't expecting you to be impressed, moron.

But you seem to care an awful lot based on the fact that you've made 2 posts to let us know how much of a big deal it isn't to you. Go back to your plain ass wife.

Also, Steven, you most giant of ********s, I don't remember you posting anything like that in Mirthy's thread about how her date went. It's nice to know you only have these kinds of feelings toward me. At least I know it's a personal bias, and you're not just generally a giant dick wad.

He would've, but he couldn't see Mirthy's thread through his thick, swarthy unibrow.

Good effort sir. As a married man I'll never get that chance again so fair play to you.

I did turn a lesbian though <_<

Yea Steven what's wrong with you? EVERYONE knows when you achieve a long time sexual fantasy you have had for the greater part of your life the first thing you should do is hop on the internet and let people know! THEN, you have to get heavily intoxicated to celebrate this MONUMENTUS occasion.

Well done Antony! You're a hero in my book!

i've found it confusing when your hit on by lesbian/bi girls, just. plain. confusing.

also, redheads are my weakness. mortal enemy in some cases.

Allow me to be the bearer of bad news: the while whale kills captain ahab.
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How do you know this was "the first thing he did"? And do you think users should stop posting about their personal lives, which Antony did by sharing something he thought was really important to him as a dream come true? If so, I'm just glad you don't decide on these things.

Anyway, if Steven really thought this wasn't a big deal, he would treat it like any random posting, and either leave it be or post something in a more neutral tone. Instead he gets clearly annoyed over it, which he perhaps never has over anything else random that didn't concern something that leaves him resenting his own life.

I don't and didn't say he did. I said it's what you should do.



I think I answered that question already...



My post was a big enough deal for you to respond to? Right back at ya, I guess.

Yes but you were being sarcastic. Do you know how it works?




Where? If your answer is "Yes" it's stupid, if it's "No" it contradicts your sarcasm.




Yes, I did think it was a big enough deal that I took the time to respond to it. I never claimed it wasn't, while Steven did claim the thread wasn't. It's hard to put it any clearer than this, I still don't expect you to see it though.

Nice. Next milestone - two hot girls at once. We trust in your inexplicable sexual charisma.

Alright....

The thing that prompted me to respond to this thread in my extremely subtle sarcastic way was Antony's response to Steven, telling him to go back to his "plain ass wife". Don't know what it struck a nerve, but it did.

Honestly, have some damn restraint. If you just totally nailed a chick dude, ****ing call a friend of yours or something. If coming to these forums to brag about your personal sexual accomplishments is actually something you consider doing, sit down and re-evaluate your life. Are you THAT starved for attention?

I just don't see why anyone would feel the need to share this information to people he does not know. Maybe, like I suggested, he doesn't have anyone else in his life to share this with. But at the same time, his activities with the red head suggests surely he has an active social life.

So I apologize. I should of just kept my mouth shut, I suppose. But I'll try and do better, be more understanding of what people post on the internet, after all, everyone's different.

So Antony, since this is your finest hour, maybe you should take some pictures of your back for us to see. Let us all see how the gross generalization of females with red hair are in the sack! Or would that be the line ya draw?

Spectrael, while I do feel that Antony's response to Steven was even less decent or polite than Steven's comment to Antony, having read your post I can't help but think that you are secretly jealous (as I'm sure any man not in a loving relationship should be).

This is a beautiful thread

Can't believe people are getting pissed about this.
Antony was very happy about his accomplishment, and shared it with his friends, if you think having friends online you like to share with things makes you a loser... well that's your opinion.
If you don't care, don't post, just ignore the damn thread.
I'd ask what has happened to massassi, but this kind of stuff has been happening for a long time now. This used to be a much friendlier place, once upon a time... or maybe I just remember things differently *shrug*

I will say congrats. I share the same white whale. I think what does it for me is the pale skin. Too many girls these days try to be tan, and since reds usually don't or can't tan....

Grats!

Good job Antony, good job.

Just to get you thinking, how much different would it really be if I posted something about getting my dream job? Would you still be pissed off about someone "bragging about their personal experience?"

Yeah, I never saw the appeal of tans. I just see potential skin cancer and leather skin, blech!

The interesting part is, she isn't deathly pale like most redheads, though. She's 25% Native American, yet somehow snagged the red-hair gene from her grandmother. It's pretty bizarre.

Also, *sigh*, spectrael, the only reason I made a degrading comment about Steven's wife... Jesus, I shouldn't even have to explain that, but I will. He's posted stuff about being married and such multiple times, yet sees this as unacceptable. He's being a dick with the intent of pissing me off, so I did the same thing. I'm sorry that you're unable to understand that.

crazy *****.
scratches all down my back.
**** so good.

as a rule of thumb, all redhead's are *****es.
And dirty as hell in the sack.

Still haven't had one technically

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

About ****ing time, *******. Congratulations.

Red Head Redemption

Ah yes, my crazy guilty pleasure! Glad you snagged one but you should have waited to post the "Redheads are Crazy..." thread so this could be just the first paragraph.

Raised a smile.

Second, third and fourthed. I'm sick of these fake n bake platinm blonde carrot stalks walking around everywhere. Fair skin is much more attractive to me personally.

Antony, it's cute that you think you're special.

Antony: You have joined an elite club that I myself am a member of. However, I must say that I made the mistake of having a relationship w/ my redhead for 3 years afterwards. If anyone reading this is thinking about developing a relationship w/ a red-headed female, take it from me, it's a ****in' nightmare. Tap it, scrap it & never look back. Don't say you weren't warned.

I don't think the whole drawing blood thing tickles my pickle.

I like talking about girls' hair color because it's like racism except no one cares.

Not even a little bit?

<_<

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