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Finally. I have done it.
2010-05-25, 11:00 AM #41
hahaha
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-05-25, 12:06 PM #42
Originally posted by Koobie:
Originally posted by Mentat:
Originally posted by Dictionary.com:
hair·ism The belief that hair type accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others. Discrimination or prejudice based on hair. hairist adj. & n.
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Hah.
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2010-05-25, 3:10 PM #43
Originally posted by Antony:
redheads are notorious for being insane... at least that's what I had always heard. I report that the rumors are true.


fixed.
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2010-05-25, 4:19 PM #44
The stereotypes about redheads almost certainly influence the redheads themselves to act in accordance with the stereotype.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-05-25, 4:19 PM #45
Originally posted by Veger:
Allow me to be the bearer of bad news: the while whale kills captain ahab.
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Jeez, thanks a lot. Would you mind using spoiler tags next time? :argh:
2010-05-25, 5:03 PM #46
At first I didn't think I would care about this thread at all, but it's actually quite amusing as a result of the argument about whether or not Steven cares.
2010-05-25, 6:50 PM #47
i am jealous, i have the redhead fetish..YOU ARE A GOD
2010-05-25, 6:56 PM #48
Daaaaaaamn. I'm really really really jealous, haha.

Cheers dude. ;)
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2010-05-25, 7:02 PM #49
Congrats!
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2010-05-25, 7:13 PM #50
Antony: Do you have ladykilling tips for a gentleman such I myself? I feel I have many good qualities such as cutting a handsome figure, being an able sportsman, playing the 'cool' musical instruments and not being a raging alcoholic (no offense) yet I continue to strike out with the ladies.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-05-25, 7:21 PM #51
You need to be a raging alcoholic. That's where you went wrong.
DO NOT WANT.
2010-05-25, 7:27 PM #52
Tracer whip it out
2010-05-25, 7:32 PM #53
I have no clue how to deal with women anymore. I used to be alright at it, but I didn't deal with any of them for several years so I totally lost my touch with it.

It's not that I'm awesome or anything, it's just that all the other dudes around here are really horrible... So I come out looking amazing in comparison.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-25, 7:32 PM #54
Any woman will be turned on my a mention of the fact that you regularly visit the massassi.net forums.
2010-05-25, 7:39 PM #55
Haha... she saw the forums up on my computer one night when she came over and I was like "oh, that's this message board I go to." She's like "Whatever. Put a movie on."
>>untie shoes
2010-05-25, 7:49 PM #56
Of course! Surround myself with dudes who are worse than me! It all makes sense now.

Quote:
Any woman will be turned on my a mention of the fact that you regularly visit the massassi.net forums.


I can personally confirm that this does not work.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-05-25, 7:50 PM #57
You can easily do this by growing up in rural Ohio, moving to a city like Columbus for a while, then coming back all "refined" or whatever.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-25, 7:53 PM #58
Originally posted by Antony:
The interesting part is, she isn't deathly pale like most redheads

Lost interest here. Pale FTW.
2010-05-25, 7:53 PM #59
Good idea. I'll just go fire up the old DeLorean.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-05-25, 8:06 PM #60
Originally posted by Tracer:
I can personally confirm that this does not work.


Lies!
2010-05-25, 8:07 PM #61
Originally posted by saberopus:
Tracer whip it out


I should add that this doesn't work either.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-05-25, 8:09 PM #62
I haven't crossed the "hot redhead" off my list yet
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-05-25, 8:10 PM #63
Originally posted by Antony:
You can easily do this by growing up in rural Ohio, moving to a city like Columbus for a while, then coming back all "refined" or whatever.


lol when you see the quality of women in Columbus... i dunno
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-05-25, 8:21 PM #64
yeah. boo c-bus. but ween is playing there this summer so i might go down.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2010-05-25, 8:24 PM #65
I don't know... there are a lot of hot chicks in Columbus. My experience shows it as a great place to go out looking for tail. I did fairly well there... for a while.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-25, 8:40 PM #66
Originally posted by Steven:
[http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6861/57871512x288generatedqa.jpg]

I mean seriously, big ****ing deal. Other than Kroko, Tibby and Kyle, I don't think any of us are impressed by sex.

I don't give a ****, I also think bragging is retarded.
2010-05-25, 8:45 PM #67
That's right, Tibby, you defend yourself against big bad Steven!

Also, most who do not understand the concept of bragging have nothing to brag about. It's not bragging if you can back it up with facts.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-25, 8:49 PM #68
No, it's still bragging. Bragging is fine, if you're willing to accept people judging you based on what you're bragging about.
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2010-05-25, 9:01 PM #69
To me it's just saying "I did this and always wanted to... and I'm happy about it."

Like I said... I don't see this as any different to posting about how you got a sweet job that you always wanted.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-25, 9:20 PM #70
Tracer: obviously you need to present to them your writing prowess, ability to commit, and ability to improvise. :ninja:

Or just eat a bunch of celery. :P
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2010-05-25, 9:41 PM #71
Yeah, too bad human pheromone studies aren't really conclusive at all and no one actually knows if they exist.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-05-25, 9:45 PM #72
I'll do the celery one.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2010-05-25, 9:47 PM #73
It can't hurt.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-25, 10:06 PM #74
Of course not, it's just silly to think that it will.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-05-25, 10:18 PM #75
Eating celery will instantly attract women. Almost as much as telling them about Massassi.
2010-05-25, 10:21 PM #76
Originally posted by Emon:
The stereotypes about redheads almost certainly influence the redheads themselves to act in accordance with the stereotype.


i am who i think you think i am

Originally posted by Antony:
Also, most who do not understand the concept of bragging have nothing to brag about. It's not bragging if you can back it up with facts.


What? No. There's nothing about the definition of bragging that requires any kind of untruth.

You're bragging. Don't run from it. Own it.
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2010-05-25, 10:39 PM #77
Originally posted by Emon:
The stereotypes about redheads almost certainly influence the redheads themselves to act in accordance with the stereotype.


I don't see the problem if the end-result behavior that is desired is still occurring.
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2010-05-25, 10:40 PM #78
How do redhead's vaginas differ from other vaginas? Do you have to adjust your technique for them?
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2010-05-25, 10:45 PM #79
It seems pretty normal. It was kind of tight, but I don't think that has anything to do with the red hair. I don't know, though. There are other things that are exclusive to this readhead. The physical scars... The fact that she does appear to be somewhat insane... Long story....
>>untie shoes
2010-05-26, 10:40 AM #80
But dude, the pubic hair is red too. It looks so ****ing unnatural
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