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Finally. I have done it.
2010-05-26, 10:56 AM #81
How is the thread this long with no ****ing pictures?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-05-26, 12:10 PM #82
Originally posted by need help:
But dude, the pubic hair is red too. It looks so ****ing unnatural

There isn't any.

EDIT: And she's 22, before someone makes some hairbrained comment about how I must be a pedo or something...
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2010-05-26, 12:17 PM #83
[http://fandangogroovers.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/kick-ass.jpg]
幻術
2010-05-26, 12:18 PM #84
DO NOT WANT.
2010-05-26, 12:35 PM #85
Originally posted by Antony:
There isn't any.

EDIT: And she's 22, before someone makes some hairbrained comment about how I must be a pedo or something...


That's nice, shaving it really should be a requirement. Because red pubic hair is really distracting, somehow...
2010-05-26, 1:13 PM #86
Haha... Koobie's post is amazing.
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2010-05-26, 1:25 PM #87
It's not that distracting really.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2010-05-26, 2:16 PM #88
Originally posted by need help:
That's nice, shaving it really should be a requirement. Because red pubic hair is really distracting, somehow...

Congratulations, you now know how a moth feels when it sees a light.
nope.
2010-05-27, 8:49 AM #89
Good luck with that.


Good luck, sir.
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2010-05-27, 9:51 AM #90
Originally posted by Antony:
I don't know... there are a lot of hot chicks in Columbus. My experience shows it as a great place to go out looking for tail. I did fairly well there... for a while.


Oh yeah don't get me wrong. I dont need to tell you, but for everyone else just go down to campus and 9/10 girls, are chicks you wouldn't want to kick out of bed... until they open their mouth
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-05-27, 9:55 AM #91
Originally posted by zanardi:
until they open their mouth


My experience is that girls who open their mouths need something stuck in it.
2010-05-27, 3:34 PM #92
This thread is in dire need of pictures.
2010-05-27, 3:43 PM #93
I'm just going to help all your people who keep begging for pictures out.

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=readhead+porn
2010-05-27, 4:15 PM #94
I'm too old-school to really care about this (1-woman kind of guy), but congrats I guess.
2010-05-27, 4:16 PM #95
We don't want random porn, we want to see who Antony got with =p
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-05-27, 4:57 PM #96
Originally posted by saberopus:
I'm just going to help all your people who keep begging for pictures out.

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=readhead+porn


I do love readheads.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-05-27, 4:59 PM #97
I only hooked up with one redhead, but she turned out to be bat **** insane, and I regret it.


Jen *shudder*
2010-05-27, 5:18 PM #98
Heroes want redheads.
2010-05-29, 8:14 PM #99
[http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs330.ash1/28648_128047327222326_100000511796511_277519_875197_n.jpg]

There's your pic, guys. She finally sent me one that's suitable for the forums.
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2010-05-29, 8:31 PM #100
Wow, NICE!
2010-05-29, 8:32 PM #101
Eh, I've seen better.
2010-05-29, 8:33 PM #102
She just got highlights and lowlights today, but rest assured, the red hair is real.
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2010-05-29, 8:42 PM #103
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I do love readheads.


Glad someone else noticed.
2010-05-29, 8:44 PM #104
Hott

Good work Antony Hopkins
2010-05-29, 9:45 PM #105
Dude, screw red heads.

I wanna **** a black chick.
2010-05-29, 10:35 PM #106
what wrong wif her neck???
2010-05-29, 10:41 PM #107
I don't know... as far as I can tell... nothing...
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2010-05-29, 11:17 PM #108
Originally posted by saberopus:
what wrong wif her neck???


Broken during terrifyingly athletic sex.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-05-29, 11:22 PM #109
I treat sex like a pool function. Unless you feel like you're about to die when it's over, you didn't do it right.
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2010-05-29, 11:25 PM #110
Originally posted by Antony:
I treat sex like a pool function. Unless you feel like you're about to die when it's over, you didn't do it right.


Oh god. :psyduck:

You're gonna be the best boot ever. ;)
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-05-29, 11:41 PM #111
Spook, I generally puke at every pool function. I go all out on that ****. Unless I'm puking, I don't think I did it right. I'm not gaining unless I'm murdering myself. My recruiters ****ing love me. The other poolees ****ing hate me. My Staff Sgt is always talking about how "why can't you guys be more like Erchak? this dude busts his ass, and you're out here like it's a ****in' picnic or something. let's see a little work, here, guys."

I'm always yelling at the other poolees telling them to pick it up and ****, even if I'm dying. It's called leadership, and from what I understand it's kind of important.
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2010-05-30, 12:18 AM #112
oooo... nice lady you bagged there sir! unfortunately i dont think i will ever be able to scratch redhead off my list as i am married.

also i dont get the attitude of "oh you must be a loser if you post this stuff here" seriously some of us have been posting here for a decade or more. many of my friends literally do not go back as far as i have been posting on this site. granted i have moved around quite a bit in my life, but still. take it easy.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2010-05-30, 12:18 AM #113
Originally posted by Aglar:
Glad someone else noticed.


As a former copy editor, my options were limited to notice and put some kind of Japanese sword through my midsection.

Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Dude, screw red heads.

I wanna **** a black chick.


You're doing it right.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-05-30, 12:52 AM #114
Originally posted by Antony:
Spook, I generally puke at every pool function. I go all out on that ****. Unless I'm puking, I don't think I did it right. I'm not gaining unless I'm murdering myself. My recruiters ****ing love me. The other poolees ****ing hate me. My Staff Sgt is always talking about how "why can't you guys be more like Erchak? this dude busts his ass, and you're out here like it's a ****in' picnic or something. let's see a little work, here, guys."

I'm always yelling at the other poolees telling them to pick it up and ****, even if I'm dying. It's called leadership, and from what I understand it's kind of important.


Yeah dude, it's certainly a leadership style. And more effective for your career path. Not my style.

It's cool, and legit. But if you're puking after sex you may want to quarantine your moto to your work life. :D
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-05-30, 12:54 AM #115
Yeah I didn't puke after sex... But I definitely gave it everything I had. Sex isn't really as hard as team pushups in 95 degree weather.
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2010-05-30, 10:01 AM #116
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Dude, screw red heads.

I wanna **** a black chick.


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