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Woman, 21, had sex with FIVE schoolboys in full view of passing train
2011-05-16, 10:56 AM #1
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1386234/Train-passengers-police-seeing-woman-having-sex-FIVE-schoolboys.html

Quote:
A 21-year-old woman had sex with five schoolboys after propositioning them in the street, a court heard.

Samantha Armstrong approached the teenagers - believed to be aged around 15 and 16 - and asked them if they wanted to have sex with her.

She then took them to a building near a railway line and took turns having sex with each of them, The Sun reports.

Armstrong, who had been smoking cannabis, and the boys were in full view of the train line during their encounter at Abbey Wood, in south London.

Passengers who were travelling on the line spotted what was going on and called the police.

The woman was arrested. Three of the boys were questioned after two ran away from officers.

Armstrong from Gravesend, Kent, admitted outraging public decency and possessing cannabis resin at Greenwich Magistrates' Court in South-East London.

She appeared nervous and giggled as she sat in the dock.

A psychologist told the court Armstrong had 'difficulties appreciating what is appropriate behaviour' but was not mentally ill.

Defending Tatinder Sokhal said her client lacked self-esteem and self confidence

Armstrong will be sentenced on May 16 and is likely to get a community penalty.

According to The Sun a source said after the case: 'To the boys it was like all their Christmases and Easter had come at once.

'Armstrong didn't realise they could be seen.'
Lucky bastards.
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2011-05-16, 11:18 AM #2
Aaaaand Ragna gets 1-uped.
nope.
2011-05-16, 11:21 AM #3
Was going to give those kids props UNTIL I SAW HER TEETH WHY GODWHY
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-05-16, 11:22 AM #4
I like how it says she took turns having sex with them.
>>untie shoes
2011-05-16, 11:44 AM #5
Originally posted by Spook:
Was going to give those kids props UNTIL I SAW HER TEETH WHY GODWHY


haha british people, RIGHT GUYS?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2011-05-16, 12:01 PM #6
No, those are horrid.
nope.
2011-05-16, 12:03 PM #7
Originally posted by Spook:
Was going to give those kids props UNTIL I SAW HER TEETH WHY GODWHY

and those ones are considered good there
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2011-05-16, 12:08 PM #8
butter face for sure
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-05-16, 12:09 PM #9
Bro you can't even see her body.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-05-16, 12:14 PM #10
her teeth do look a little like regan's from the exorcist... i would just ask her to please stop smiling.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-05-16, 12:16 PM #11
God damn those teeth dude, holy ****, I am a dental health freak and I could NEVER deal with that.

Floss, Brush, Mouthwash. Everyday. All day.
2011-05-16, 12:28 PM #12
Originally posted by Spook:
Bro you can't even see her body.


It doesn't even matter haha
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-05-16, 12:31 PM #13
No wonder she has self esteem issues.

And the poor lad who went last...lol
2011-05-16, 12:32 PM #14
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
her teeth do look a little like regan's from the exorcist... i would just ask her to please stop smiling.


Just what I thought, hahaha...
Anyways, insert obligatory South Park reference

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2011-05-16, 12:32 PM #15
Im quoting this from another article I read that was cracking me up.. "You know full well that if this were a 21-year-old man running his dick through five underage chicks, all at once, he'd be staring down statutory rape charges. "
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-05-16, 12:38 PM #16
Is she not? I was too busy trying not to look at the teeth and whatever fuzzy green stuff may be growing on them to really let the article absorb, but I just assumed she would be charged with statch.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-05-16, 1:15 PM #17
She's probably pretty mentally ill too, off to the nuthouse.
2011-05-16, 1:33 PM #18
this happened in britland though... not sure how they do things there
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-05-16, 1:38 PM #19
there is no underage in britland
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-05-16, 1:48 PM #20
Originally posted by zanardi:
Im quoting this from another article I read that was cracking me up.. "You know full well that if this were a 21-year-old man running his dick through five underage chicks, all at once, he'd be staring down statutory rape charges. "


But would five 15-16 year old girls go with a green teethed man who offers sex to them in the street?
2011-05-16, 2:08 PM #21
Originally posted by Spook:
there is no underage in britland


What, seriously? Thats gross!
2011-05-16, 2:27 PM #22
It's also not true. The general age of consent is 16. However there are some minor differences how it's handled in the various jurisdictions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe
2011-05-16, 3:11 PM #23
The teeth really stood out....
2011-05-16, 4:06 PM #24
Hmm, the age difference is actually less than that of me and my girlfriend... now I sound creepy :P
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2011-05-16, 4:12 PM #25
Teeth just get in the way. If she really wants to provide a good service she'd take them out.
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2011-05-16, 4:57 PM #26
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Aaaaand Ragna gets 1-uped.


In my defense, I am actually just compensating. [http://i.imgur.com/1KMhY.png]
2011-05-16, 4:58 PM #27
Originally posted by Ni:
Hmm, the age difference is actually less than that of me and my girlfriend... now I sound creepy :P

Six years really isn't much once you're past 30.
2011-05-16, 5:20 PM #28
ragna's tasteless drivel is soooo sexy. Rawr. Keep it classy, you manly man, you.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-05-16, 5:35 PM #29
Originally posted by Mentat:
Teeth just get in the way. If she really wants to provide a good service she'd take them out.


Depends. Some people like oral.


Originally posted by sugarless:
ragna's tasteless drivel is soooo sexy. Rawr. Keep it classy, you manly man, you.


You are confusing my sarcasm detector.
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2011-05-16, 5:37 PM #30
Originally posted by sugarless:
ragna's tasteless drivel is soooo sexy. Rawr. Keep it classy, you manly man, you.


Whatever, he still ****s more *****es than you do
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-05-16, 5:46 PM #31
Oh no, Kroko is on the offensive.
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2011-05-16, 5:49 PM #32
That he does. Both *****es AND ho's, in point of fact.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-05-16, 6:59 PM #33
Originally posted by Mentat:
Teeth just get in the way. If she really wants to provide a good service she'd take them out.


Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Depends. Some people like oral.


Surely you mean dental.
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2011-05-16, 7:39 PM #34
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Whatever, he still ****s more *****es than you do


Originally posted by sugarless:
That he does. Both *****es AND ho's, in point of fact.


wait... how can 0 be more than 0?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-05-16, 8:45 PM #35
Originally posted by sugarless:
ragna's tasteless drivel is soooo sexy. Rawr. Keep it classy, you manly man, you.


Sounds like you want my lovin', too. I don't think you can afford me, though.
2011-05-16, 8:55 PM #36
Originally posted by ragna:
Sounds like you want my lovin', too. I don't think you can afford me, though.


what the ****
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2011-05-16, 9:11 PM #37
This thread makes my brain hurt.
>>untie shoes
2011-05-16, 9:57 PM #38
+1 sugarlessss (extra s's for extra sass)
:cool:
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-05-17, 5:38 AM #39
Originally posted by Ni:
Hmm, the age difference is actually less than that of me and my girlfriend... now I sound creepy :P


Abraham and Sarah were ten years apart, Martin Luther was 15 years older than Katie von Bora, and President Grover Cleveland was 20 or 30 years older than Frances Fulsom.

Note well: all parties were adults, so if there are any perverts out there do NOT take this as an excuse to chase after teenagers.
2011-05-17, 5:53 AM #40
Well.. I'm 25, she's 18. So she is a technically a teenager ;)
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