I want to think you're attempting to insult through sarcasm, but, you're just so bad at it..
See, I'm not an anarchist, so I don't know why you would think 'Alan' would be a good choice for my VP. (Honestly, I would pick someone awful, like Palin, so everyone would be afraid to assassinate me.)
I'm somewhere between 'classically-liberal' and '**** the corporations', and the classically-liberal (aka 'libertarians' or 'anarchists') don't support corporations. Corporations can only exist when the Government grants them the 'right' of limited liability, so without government, how can there be corporations?
You just don't seem to know what you're talking about, for example, when you imagined a world where Ron Paul was president, you didn't mention the fact that Ron Paul wants to end our middle eastern wars immediately.
Actually I almost never support more government regulation, but not because I'm some sort of 'anarcho-capitalist' (Never mind that an anarchy would tend to produce communes.). I oppose further regulation in most cases because the problem we are trying to solve was caused by the government in the first place.