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How often do you masturbate?

2011-08-20, 9:15 AM #1

ragna

RAGNA ANGARY

Posts: 2,023

Be honest, gentlemen. It's private.

Just a quick poll as a prelude to a future discussion topic.

2011-08-20, 10:06 AM #2

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

First thing I did was view results to make sure it was indeed private and you weren't posting a potentially mean and amusing joke ;p

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2011-08-20, 10:14 AM #3

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

More often than I eat.

>>untie shoes

2011-08-20, 10:34 AM #4

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by Antony:

More often than I eat.

This, but I only eat once a day

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2011-08-20, 10:34 AM #5

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

I'm masturbating right now.

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2011-08-20, 10:38 AM #6

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

and I'm loving it

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2011-08-20, 10:49 AM #7

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Originally posted by Spook:

This, but I only eat once a day

I eat approximately 26 times a day.

>>untie shoes

2011-08-20, 11:21 AM #8

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Ragna, go **** yourself.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2011-08-20, 11:36 AM #9

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

More like, how often I don't jack off. Hoo-hwaugh!

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2011-08-20, 12:14 PM #10

Dash_rendar

Xizor's Drinking Buddy

Posts: 2,867

I remember this same poll question showing up many years ago. It was promptly closed/deleted.

The answer depends on my recent sexual activity. Dry spell.....every day. If I'm having a "good" week....hardly at all. Maybe once that week if I can't sleep. (I'm excluding instances in which a partner is present :P)

2011-08-20, 12:27 PM #11

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

I honestly haven't in over 5 months.. girlfriends rule

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2011-08-20, 12:46 PM #12

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

i need one everyday, usually to help me sleep. I'm a very stressed person. I was red-raw during exams.

Code:

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  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2011-08-20, 2:04 PM #13

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by zanardi:

I honestly haven't in over 5 months.. girlfriends rule

1. quit lying
2. your girlfriend needs reminding that she is not allowed to set that kind of rule

i masturbate often...

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2011-08-20, 2:42 PM #14

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

Its a sleep-aid for myself. Plus, my wife doesn't want to do it everyday, whereas I wouldn't mind. So, it depends.

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2011-08-20, 2:52 PM #15

x25064

2x25064=50128

Posts: 1,009

Yeah I go with the girlfriend option. Unless I'm insatiable that day.

2011-08-20, 3:23 PM #16

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

I need an adult!

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2011-08-20, 3:42 PM #17

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Most times in one day?
4

2011-08-20, 7:36 PM #18

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

only 4?

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2011-08-20, 7:42 PM #19

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

I think the most I've done in one day was like 7

>>untie shoes

2011-08-20, 7:52 PM #20

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

side question... have you ever masturbated at work/school/etc

school... i've skipped classes to rub one out
work... once during a lunch break
etc... yeah

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2011-08-20, 9:01 PM #21

ragna

RAGNA ANGARY

Posts: 2,023

Have any femassassian's voted in the poll?

Originally posted by Squirrel King:

Most times in one day?
4

Probably around 7 as well for me. It only gets worse after the first time, but when you're bored as ****, it's still worth it I guess.

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

side question... have you ever masturbated at work/school/etc

school... i've skipped classes to rub one out
work... once during a lunch break
etc... yeah

Definitely skipped classes to rub one out before as well.
Work... yes, but late at night. Also sniffed a co-worker's panties once but that's another story...

2011-08-20, 9:04 PM #22

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

When I bartended we had an employee bathroom off away from everything. Almost every guy that worked there would go crank one out at some point in the day.

Classes... hell yeah.

>>untie shoes

2011-08-21, 4:02 AM #23

Jin

Wanted the controller SO BAD

Posts: 1,674

Originally posted by ragna:

Also sniffed a co-worker's panties once but that's another story...

A story you will now be telling in detail.

2011-08-21, 7:08 AM #24

Jarl

Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth

Posts: 2,483

Never at school, and I work at home.
Anyways, most in one day was 8, but that was when I was 15 and hanging out on yahoo chat rooms all the time.

-Better question is longest. I've gone for eight hours on three different occasions.

2011-08-21, 7:44 AM #25

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

the one time one of my co-workers caught one of our retarded co-workers, hes literally retarded, masterbating in the bathroom in front of the mirror, and when he went and reported it to our boss, he got suspending for degrading the kids character, and then proceeded to rip off his work shirt from the chest area like the hulk and screamed **** you and then got fired

2011-08-21, 11:10 AM #26

ragna

RAGNA ANGARY

Posts: 2,023

...

Originally posted by Jin:

A story you will now be telling in detail.

It was late at night. No one else was in the office. Felt horny as hell. Hot co-worker left gym bag. Rummaged through her bag, found her panties and swimsuit. Sniffed them while playing with myself. Came hard.

That's about it. Did it again on 3 other occasions. Not proud, but **** it, I wasn't getting any at the time. Also, probably illegal >.>. Yeah... I'm a perverted mofo, MY GF can attest to that...

2011-08-21, 11:34 AM #27

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Because we didn't already know that.

nope.

2011-08-21, 12:01 PM #28

Dormouse

Doesn't know that mice use holes.

Posts: 2,517

Originally posted by Jarl:

-Better question is longest. I've gone for eight hours on three different occasions.

I salute you, sir. That's about 8 times as long as my attention span unless someone else is involved. After that point I usually start thinking about some book I could be reading or something I was meaning to code on a project.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2011-08-21, 12:09 PM #29

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

I once shagged for 4 hours. That **** was exhausting.

>>untie shoes

2011-08-21, 1:56 PM #30

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

only 4?

I dunno, the most I can remember. I can't possibly see more than four even being any fun.

2011-08-21, 2:47 PM #31

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

I did an all-nighter once. THAT was exhausting. And it wasn't just a long one, it was multiple times in one night. I seriously think my testicles hurt after that. I took a break from any "activity" for a week.

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2011-08-21, 2:51 PM #32

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

I don't really count these things, but whenever the smell of mettwurst strikes the air, I know I've overkilled it. Because mettwurst sucks.

Usually it has reset to normalcy on the following day or after I take a shower, but sometimes the smell still persists and I'll be really irritated until it has finally cleared off.

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2011-08-21, 4:40 PM #33

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

gross, bro

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2011-08-21, 5:08 PM #34

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

side question... have you ever masturbated at work/school/etc

have you ever jacking on you self at school?

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2011-08-21, 6:08 PM #35

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Originally posted by ragna:

Have any femassassian's voted in the poll?

I would, but it depends entirely on how often I'm getting laid.

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2011-08-21, 6:18 PM #36

Dormouse

Doesn't know that mice use holes.

Posts: 2,517

Originally posted by ragna:

Have any femassassian's voted in the poll?

Early and often!

Edit: To be fair, I vary between a couple options, so I chose the closest one.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2011-08-21, 6:28 PM #37

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

I've found that if a woman says she doesn't masturbate she's either completely insane, or lying.

>>untie shoes

2011-08-21, 6:28 PM #38

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Antony, you are most likely correct.

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2011-08-21, 6:32 PM #39

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

I know a few chicks that I've believed when they say they don't... but it's another one of those ridiculous double standards. If a guy tells you he doesn't beat off, you know he's lying. But if a woman says she does, most people look at it as weird. I don't get it. One of my favorite phone conversations ever went as such:

Me: What are you up to?
Her: Buying a new vibrator.
Me: Wait what?
Her: Yeah why do you think I ask you to send me pictures when I send them to you?
Me: *mind blown*

>>untie shoes

2011-08-21, 7:13 PM #40

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

I've known a lot of women who masturbate way more than men, due to the lack of a refractory period, and the fact that there isnt really the same resulting mess...

Epstein didn't kill himself.