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I am announcing my candidacy for the Presidency of Massassi

2012-05-28, 11:12 PM #41

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

(actually, I like Antony and gbk just fine, thanks.)

THEY DON'T LIKE YOU

I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE DUE TO ME FABRICATING IT ON THE SPOT AND I NEVER LIE TO MYSELF UNLESS MIRRORS ARE INVOLVED

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2012-05-29, 12:00 AM #42

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

I'm running against Antony on a platform of I dont give a ****. Vote for me! Or dont, I dont give a rats ass.

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2012-05-29, 12:11 AM #43

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

I'm running against Antony and KOP_Snake on a platform of pain and suffering for all mankind

if i lose i will accept Antony's offer of the position of Secretary of Offense... i mean Defense

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2012-05-29, 12:12 AM #44

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

im voting communist

2012-05-29, 5:06 AM #45

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I'm not going to say to you that Antony Erchak is gob****e, but would you trust a man that looks like the lovechild of Peter Frampton and my buddy Derek who is a gob****e?

nope.

2012-05-29, 9:13 AM #46

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by Baconfish:

I'm not going to say to you that Antony Erchak is gob****e, but would you trust a man that looks like the lovechild of Peter Frampton and my buddy Derek who is a gob****e?

I wouldn't, your buddy Derek is a gob****e.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-05-29, 9:56 AM #47

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

Originally posted by Baconfish:

I'm not going to say to you that Antony Erchak is gob****e, but would you trust a man that looks like the lovechild of Peter Frampton and my buddy Derek who is a gob****e?

Says the man with the bright yellow allcaps custom title. I think this matter speaks for itself sir. Antony's administration will not stand for people slinging mud during time what we could be slinging mud. I pledge to promise to do something about this unchecked atrocity before it ruins our administration as a whole.

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2012-05-29, 10:06 AM #48

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

>>untie shoes

2012-05-29, 10:42 AM #49

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2012-05-29, 10:51 AM #50

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

Lies and slander! This is blackmail!

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2012-05-29, 11:04 AM #51

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

that walrus seems to be getting pretty serious...

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2012-05-29, 11:10 AM #52

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

The walrus is quite serious. In fact, he's the only serious candidate for President of Massassi.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-05-29, 11:11 AM #53

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

PIMP WALRUS 2012 *****ES AND FLOES

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-05-29, 11:14 AM #54

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

I am the walrus.

>>untie shoes

2012-05-29, 11:29 AM #55

gbk

Posts: 10,562

[http://opticaldynamics.com/~gbk/img/2012/SS-Skinny-Guy.jpg]

I lost some weight.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2012-05-29, 11:45 AM #56

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

Posts: 2,196

Antony brings up many changes that are relevant to my interests, though there is only one change a leader here could make to win my devotion. Since the word 'ass' appears twice in the title of this website I propose that each year we vote for the top two forum members who deserve the title of ass. They will be a perfect example of the two assess that make up this site.

My blawgh.

2012-05-29, 12:14 PM #57

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

[http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college/files/2011/12/James_Craig_ESPN.jpg]

"I killed five hookers while at SMU."

-- Antony

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-05-29, 1:02 PM #58

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

"I am a high school sports legend"

-- Michael MacFarlane

>>untie shoes

2012-05-29, 2:39 PM #59

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

I really think we should have our own subforum. Something in Massassi At War perhaps.

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2012-05-29, 2:47 PM #60

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

All Antony is going to do is blame everything on the previous Cool Matty administration and then proceed to take all the credit for eliminating the terrorist leader PedHead.

2012-05-29, 2:52 PM #61

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Couchman: I am appointing you the High Priestess of Buffalo. Sit there and shut the **** up.

>>untie shoes

2012-05-29, 6:08 PM #62

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I HAVE A POSITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2012-05-29, 6:14 PM #63

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Yes, there are many positions I am willing to give you. For instance, if you speak again you will be in the fetal position begging for your life as my boots pound into your spine.

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2012-05-29, 7:13 PM #64

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

I'm going to run against you on a platform of:

2012-05-29, 10:42 PM #65

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

Originally posted by Antony:

Yes, there are many positions I am willing to give you. For instance, if you speak again you will be in the fetal position begging for your life as my boots pound into your spine.

[http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/200/420/BRTky.jpg?1321408042]

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2012-05-29, 10:54 PM #66

Reverend Jones

Registered User

Posts: 9,096

Cool Matty, I'm scared. There only seem to be crazy people left on these forums! Please do something....

Originally posted by Tibby:

im voting communist

You are a bad man! Go wash your mouth with soap for saying such a thing.

2012-05-29, 10:57 PM #67

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Pictured: The alternative to voting for me.

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2012-05-29, 11:08 PM #68

Reverend Jones

Registered User

Posts: 9,096

God, please help us!

2012-05-29, 11:11 PM #69

Reverend Jones

Registered User

Posts: 9,096

Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh8AO64JKx0
You men following the General: you're under oath as United States Marines, have you forgotten that? We all have shipmates we remember, some of them were **** on and pissed on by the Pentagon. But that doesn't give you the right to mutiny!

2012-05-30, 5:26 AM #70

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

VOTE BACONFISH / FREE'S MOTHER 2012

Because we're all Cody Coker.

Apparently I think it's 2007.

nope.

2012-05-30, 8:02 PM #71

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

I am Cody Coker.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2012-05-31, 8:21 PM #72

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

I'm Jepman.

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2012-05-31, 10:11 PM #73

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

What ****ty SEAL team cant even take out ONE enemy combatant in a firefight like that?

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2012-06-01, 6:04 PM #74

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

I have already shown that one of my campaign promises is true. I am truly the best at rooting out hidden racists and exposing them. Look no further than the PedHead thread for proof. This is the kind of keen intellect and investigative mind that should be in charge around here.

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2012-06-01, 7:00 PM #75

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

Best way to hide a lie: Wrap it in the truth.

2012-06-01, 7:06 PM #76

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Quiet, you ****.

>>untie shoes

2012-06-01, 7:13 PM #77

Reverend Jones

Registered User

Posts: 9,096

Found this pic of Antony:

2012-06-01, 7:21 PM #78

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

>>untie shoes

2012-06-01, 7:26 PM #79

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

why is this what i have to come back to after a long week of no massassi.

i thought i left antony in good hands

2012-06-01, 8:01 PM #80

Darth J

I'm about to gain a wife

Posts: 804

Darth J for Co-President. I vow to release TPMTC if I am appointed.

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