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I am announcing my candidacy for the Presidency of Massassi

2012-06-01, 8:08 PM #81

Reverend Jones

Registered User

Posts: 9,096

wut is "Co-President"? Did you mean to say first lady?

2012-06-01, 8:12 PM #82

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by saberopus:

why is this what i have to come back to after a long week of no massassi.

i thought i left antony in good hands

You left him banned, right? If so, I can't say you were mistaken.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-06-01, 8:17 PM #83

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Hey Mike I thought you might like this. Do you like it? It's for you.

2012-06-01, 8:25 PM #84

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Let me show you how much I like it:

[http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/1170354_o.gif]

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-06-01, 11:52 PM #85

LordVirus

Are you my mommy?

Posts: 554

I, LordVirus, do hereby announce my candidacy for President of Massassi!

...What do you mean, you've never heard of me? Stupid lack of PR...

"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!

2012-06-01, 11:56 PM #86

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Jesus. This is getting to be like the Republican primaries. Just because one guy comes forward and starts acting like a moron in front of everyone doesn't mean everyone has to come forward and act like a moron in front of everyone.

>>untie shoes

2012-06-01, 11:57 PM #87

LordVirus

Are you my mommy?

Posts: 554

I concede my defeat -- there can be only one moron to win the election.

"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!

2012-06-02, 12:50 AM #88

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Originally posted by LordVirus:

I concede my defeat -- there can be only one moron to win the election.

And his initials are 'P.W.B.'

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2012-06-02, 1:53 AM #89

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by Antony:

nature abhors an original

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-06-02, 2:13 AM #90

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

when's the vote

2012-06-02, 6:59 PM #91

ragna

RAGNA ANGARY

Posts: 2,023

nature's aboriginals

2012-06-02, 7:27 PM #92

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

Originally posted by Tibby:

when's the vote

When Antony grows a pair and announces it [the same date will also be his failure]

2012-06-02, 7:31 PM #93

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

btw I am voting loyalist party [CM] because i want the new site that supports all games including Unreal franchise, the older better games so i can publish my works for them and be recognize as a true genius that i am

2012-06-02, 7:33 PM #94

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

btw Antony: How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

2012-06-03, 10:50 AM #95

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

[http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/02/pg2_g_ttebow1_576.jpg]

"I am announcing my celibacy for the Presidency of Massassi."

-- Antony

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-06-03, 8:30 PM #96

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

"I am announcing my candidiasis for the Presidency of Massassi."

-- Antony

2012-06-09, 8:01 PM #97

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

"I am anointing my Canada sea for the prison entry of moose salsa."

-- Antony

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-06-09, 8:05 PM #98

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

"English, mother****er, do you speak it?"

-- Antony

>>untie shoes

2012-06-09, 8:06 PM #99

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

"Yes, I am a plow-riffic angler."

-- Antony

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-06-09, 8:09 PM #100

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

"Loothe your lithp in 30 days?"

-- Antony

>>untie shoes

2012-06-09, 8:12 PM #101

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Let me warm you, the only thing I loose is the hands of whore.

-- Antony

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-06-09, 8:20 PM #102

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

"Everyone thought it wath me that wath arrethted for the murder of that woman. Ithn't that crathy?"

-- MacFarlane

>>untie shoes

2012-06-09, 8:27 PM #103

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Don't worry, Shamu! Nothing was ever provenanced beyond a treasonable boat! You're in the claw as far as I'm discerned!

-- Antony

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-06-09, 8:29 PM #104

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

"Remember back in college when everyone thought I was having premarital sex with Lucy Pinder? They had no idea I was just blowing Josh McDaniels the entire time!"

>>untie shoes

2012-06-09, 8:40 PM #105

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Prenatal sex is an abominable snowman before the Lard. I'm relievered, Tom, that you were merely mowing Daniel Tosh's lawn.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-06-09, 8:42 PM #106

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

"Honestly, I think these are funny, but then again, I don't know. I really can't decide. As you get older it gets a lot tougher to make these kinds of decisions. Hold on, I'm getting a text."

>>untie shoes

2012-06-09, 8:53 PM #107

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Brent, I will wait for your tests to be received, and I hope they are all plosive. But in the mainframe, it's true that recissions become unceasingly chalices as we enter our skylight yards. My baste advert is to Sterger your activities, don't try to do overt thing all at Juan's. Rehash, and you'll have a long and happy environment.

-- Antony

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-06-09, 8:55 PM #108

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

"I met a woman who didn't text back once."

>>untie shoes

2012-06-09, 9:01 PM #109

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Mr. Tailor, I know you have a restitution for enjoying grapes. But please, I bequeath you, try to refrain your toothless regression, and calm your shelf. This young lady, like all young ladies, is a treasury. Her inner cents is prestigious, unable to be valued on any supermarket. Show her some patients, and I'm sure she will be more hospital to you in time.

-- Antony

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2012-06-10, 12:29 PM #110

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

"GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM"
-- Antony

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2012-06-10, 12:58 PM #111

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2012-06-10, 1:03 PM #112

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

HEY NO REVIVING THIS THREAD

- CleanGamerr

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2012-06-10, 1:06 PM #113

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2012-06-27, 8:57 PM #114

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

You're with me, leather.

--Michael MacFarlane

>>untie shoes

2012-06-27, 11:37 PM #115

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

wtf massassi, wtf

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2012-06-28, 3:01 AM #116

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

I can't help but suspect I may be somewhat indirectly responsible for the recent posting trend in this thread.

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2012-06-28, 4:16 AM #117

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by Antony:

"Loothe your lithp in 30 days?"

-- Antony

Holy **** that guy has aged.

nope.

2012-06-28, 5:31 AM #118

EAH_TRISCUIT

Good with spray cheese

Posts: 2,026

Originally posted by Baconfish:

Holy **** that guy has aged.

That's not even a recent picture...

My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER

2012-06-28, 6:34 AM #119

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

...I know?

nope.

2012-06-28, 11:32 AM #120

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

lol