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Blackfish made me hate everyone

2013-10-25, 11:42 PM #1

Michael MacFarlane

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Seriously, no film has ever upset me more. Anyone else watch this?

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2013-10-26, 1:54 AM #2

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2013-10-26, 4:42 AM #3

Antony

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2013-10-26, 8:09 AM #4

Obi_Kwiet

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Large predator animal eats much smaller creature that is the approximate size and shape of their natural prey. Only reasonable explanation: Psychosis.

2013-10-26, 8:26 AM #5

Cool Matty

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Originally posted by Antony:

First thing I thought of when I saw that:

Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc

2013-10-26, 8:27 AM #6

Nikumubeki

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I've always thought that there should be a movie about bulls attacking/eviscerating/otherwise mauling matadors. With Yakety Sax as the soundtrack.

Should be the new Star Wars, you know.

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2013-10-26, 10:08 AM #7

Freelancer

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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:

Large predator animal eats much smaller creature that is the approximate size and shape of their natural prey. Only reasonable explanation: Psychosis.

It's extremely unwise to assume that animals don't exhibit aberrant behavior in captivity.

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2013-10-26, 10:29 AM #8

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:

Large predator animal eats much smaller creature that is the approximate size and shape of their natural prey. Only reasonable explanation: Psychosis.

I think maybe for this to make any sense the people would have to have been eaten?

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2013-10-26, 10:36 AM #9

JediKirby

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On one hand I totally agree with Koobie and think that trying to "figure out" why animals in captivity aren't like dogs and cats is a ****-show. On the other hand, I don't go to zoos.

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2013-10-26, 10:41 AM #10

Antony

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I was eaten by a killer whale once.

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2013-10-26, 10:44 AM #11

JediKirby

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Did it happen in the blink of an eye? :V

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2013-10-26, 10:51 AM #12

EAH_TRISCUIT

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Here's the thing, while the treatment of captive Killer Whales seems incredibly poor it's possible this particular one's bad temperament had nothing to do with that. Some people have perfect stress-free lives and are still bad tempered pricks ( cite specific Massassi examples as needed

). Regardless of the cause, you would think SeaWorld would trust it's Trainers/Animal handlers to identify bad tempered animals and remove them from the program before fatalities occurred.

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2013-10-26, 3:30 PM #13

Ford

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I just found it depressing.

Also, very poor filmmaking.

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2013-10-26, 3:54 PM #14

Antony

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I keep a miniature killer whale in a small pond in my back yard and it never seems unhappy about it.

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2013-10-26, 3:56 PM #15

gbk

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I went to school with a killer whale. That guy was a jerk.

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2013-10-26, 3:58 PM #16

Antony

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I saw a killer whale standing near an interstate on-ramp once. I flicked a cigarette at him.

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2013-10-26, 4:00 PM #17

gbk

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I bought a used car from a killer whale last year. There were three hundred and fifty two White Castle wrappers in the trunk.

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2013-10-26, 4:01 PM #18

Antony

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I met a killer whale at the local Denny's a few years ago. He said he worked as a congressional lobbyist for the chicken industry. He smelled like turpentine.

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2013-10-26, 4:05 PM #19

gbk

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My father served with a killer whale in the Vietnam war. They had to put it down for the good of the unit.

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2013-10-26, 4:09 PM #20

Antony

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I remember when I saw There Will Be Blood in theaters. There was this guy sitting behind me the whole time laughing hysterically. I turned around to ask him to be quiet and he looked just like Daniel Day Lewis. I was afraid to say anything.

I decided to pick a fight with him after the movie was over, but it turned out he was actually a killer whale in a rubber mask. That was a crazy night.

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2013-10-26, 4:12 PM #21

gbk

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According to wikipedia, the vast majority of killer whales are high ranking members of the church of scientology.

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2013-10-26, 4:19 PM #22

Antony

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Killer whales can consume a diet consisting entirely of volcanic rock thanks to experimental technology developed by Red Bull Racing.

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2013-10-26, 4:20 PM #23

Cool Matty

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2013-10-26, 4:22 PM #24

gbk

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Congress passed a bill in 2007 that added killer whales to Affirmative Action. The next year the economy tanked. Coincidence? I don't think so.

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2013-10-26, 4:23 PM #25

Antony

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The space shuttle is actually an ultra-rare killer whale with reversed pigmentation.

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2013-10-26, 4:25 PM #26

gbk

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Killer whales actually have three sexes: male, female and the barely understood "Cool Matty".

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2013-10-26, 4:25 PM #27

Cool Matty

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2013-10-26, 4:25 PM #28

Antony

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A killer whale's penis is shaped like a trident.

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2013-10-26, 4:26 PM #29

gbk

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Killer whale urine tastes like green tea.

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2013-10-26, 4:27 PM #30

Antony

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Killer whales built Stonehenge.

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2013-10-26, 4:28 PM #31

gbk

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Christian Bale's body double while shooting The Dark Knight was a killer whale.

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2013-10-26, 4:29 PM #32

Cool Matty

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Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXRWdySrjDc

2013-10-26, 4:35 PM #33

Antony

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The schematics of the Large Hadron Collider are an exact overlay of the skeleton of a killer whale.

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2013-10-26, 4:40 PM #34

gbk

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Killer whales were got the to moon first, in 1896, using a rocket powered by fermented sea algae.

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2013-10-26, 4:40 PM #35

Antony

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Mark Zuckerberg settled out of court with a killer whale for an undisclosed amount.

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2013-10-26, 4:43 PM #36

gbk

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That film in the OP? Fifteen people died during filming. They were eaten by the killer whales.

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2013-10-26, 4:44 PM #37

Antony

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Killer whales invented the human centipede.

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2013-10-26, 4:49 PM #38

gbk

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Killer whales speak a language that's very close to ancient Peruvian. They only use the words that are profane.

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2013-10-26, 4:50 PM #39

Cool Matty

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2013-10-26, 4:50 PM #40

Antony

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Barack Obama's biological father is a killer whale.

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