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Blackfish made me hate everyone
2013-10-26, 4:51 PM #41
Antony and gbk: What you are doing is absolutely extraordinary work, and I have nothing but respect for you. CoolMatty is awful at this.

Re: srsposts, I don't know how someone could say something like this?

Originally posted by Ford:
I just found it depressing.

Also, very poor filmmaking.


Blackfish, regardless of where you come out on the issue, is extraordinary from a filmmaking perspective. It's on a level with (the most obviously comparable film ever) Grizzly Man.
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2013-10-26, 4:52 PM #42
The great pyramids of egypt were built in the worship of killer whales.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2013-10-26, 4:53 PM #43
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
It's on a level with (the most obviously comparable film ever) Grizzly Man.


Timothy Treadwell was eaten by killer whales.
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2013-10-26, 4:53 PM #44
I'm learning a lot today.
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2013-10-26, 4:55 PM #45
Fifteen of the greatest swordfighters in history were killer whales.
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2013-10-26, 4:56 PM #46
Killer whales are world-class figure skaters.
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2013-10-26, 4:58 PM #47
The German abomb project was the brainchild of a killer whale... which really explains why we beat them.
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2013-10-26, 5:00 PM #48
Lee Corso always picks killer whales to win.
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2013-10-26, 5:03 PM #49
Killer whales caused the Exxon Valdez crash.
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2013-10-26, 5:05 PM #50
Killer whales have billiards balls for eyes.
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2013-10-26, 5:07 PM #51
It's impossible to beat a killer whale at Trivial Pursuit.
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2013-10-26, 5:09 PM #52
A killer whale never hits the snooze button.
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2013-10-26, 5:10 PM #53
Star Trek 4 featured a humpback whale because contract negotiations broke down with killer whale agents.
2013-10-26, 5:13 PM #54
The F.B.I. has a special task force set up for bringing killer whales to justice.
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2013-10-26, 5:16 PM #55
Jaws was originally a short film about a killer whale who devoured an entire coastline.
2013-10-26, 5:16 PM #56
Evel Knievel rode a killer whale through a ring of fire.
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2013-10-26, 5:19 PM #57
Killer whales can lift objects with their minds if they stick to a diet of dolphins and ethiopians.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2013-10-26, 5:27 PM #58
Black and white television was invented in order to observe the eating habits of killer whales. However, footage of the whales appeared to be clouded with an indiscernible liquid. Color television was later invented in order to determine that the cloudy liquid was in fact millions of gallons of blood.
2013-10-26, 5:29 PM #59
Killer whales are the heroes we deserve, but not the heroes we need right now.
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2013-10-26, 5:30 PM #60
A jet ski is really just a killer whale with a fire axe jammed in the top of its head.
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2013-10-26, 5:32 PM #61
Killer whales can speak Candle Jack's name without consequence.
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2013-10-26, 5:35 PM #62
Killer whales are behind every one way mirror.
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2013-10-26, 5:36 PM #63
All of Nick Cage's fans are killer whales.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2013-10-26, 5:39 PM #64
Kill whales are not afraid of heights.
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2013-10-26, 5:40 PM #65
In Cabin in the Woods, the Ancient Ones who must be appeased were killer whales.
2013-10-26, 5:40 PM #66
Killer whales are, by default, communists.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2013-10-26, 5:42 PM #67
Killer whales are allergic to shellfish.
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2013-10-26, 5:43 PM #68
This is why shellfish are in fact more extinct than the dodo.
2013-10-26, 5:44 PM #69
Killer whales never go to college... it's against their religion.
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2013-10-26, 5:44 PM #70
Katy Perry really puts killer whales in the mood.
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2013-10-26, 5:46 PM #71
Killer whales are allergic to water.
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2013-10-26, 5:46 PM #72
Killer whales can beat every level of Freecell.
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2013-10-26, 5:48 PM #73
Killer whales make up the majority of the leadership of Anonymous.
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2013-10-26, 5:49 PM #74
Killer whales love to collect frequent flyer miles.
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2013-10-26, 5:50 PM #75
George Washington road a killer whale across the Potomac.
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2013-10-26, 5:51 PM #76
Killer whales are assembled in Mexico from American components.
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2013-10-26, 5:54 PM #77
Poseidon created killer whales as a sick joke.
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2013-10-26, 5:56 PM #78
Killer whales smoke only the finest Cuban cigars.
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2013-10-26, 5:57 PM #79
Corinthian leather is made out of killer whales.
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2013-10-26, 5:59 PM #80
Killer whales designed the American flag.
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