Killer whales started the Syrian civil war.

Killer whales ended the Syrian war.

Killer whales started occupy wall street.

Killer whales don't have any internal organs.

Killer whales hold intensely competitive Jenga tournaments.

100% of scientists confirm this is not a photograph of a killer whale.

Killer whales are obsessed with Polish game shows.

Killer whales don't think so, Tim.

Killer whales caused the Deepwater Horizon spill.

Killer whales had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.

Killer whales can't handle the truth.

Killer whales can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Killer whales threw Hans Gruber off the 32nd floor of the Nakatomi Plaza.

Chubbs lost his hand (and later his life) to a killer whale.

Killer whales are Keyser Soze.

What is best in life? To crush killer whales, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Kilgore loves the smell of killer whales in the morning.

I am the killer whale made flesh.

Listen, and understand. Those killer whales are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Are you gonna bark all day, little killer whale, or are you gonna bite?

When the killer whale hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****.

I'd like to think that the last thing that ever went through that killer whale's head, other than that harpoon, was to wonder how the hell Andy Durfresne ever swam deep enough to shoot him.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Killer whales on fire off the coast of Alaska. I've watched killer whales glitter in the dark near the Bering Strait. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Enough is ENOUGH! I am TIRED of these MOTHA ****IN' KILLER WHALES ON THIS MOTHER ****IN' PLANE!

Take this quarter, go downtown and have a killer whale gnaw that thing off your face.

Is that a killer whale in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a killer whale out to die, your instincts are dead wrong.

Redrum.

-Killer Whale

You have murdered our women, and our children, and bombed our cities from afar, like cowards, and you dare to call "us" terrorists? Now, we have the ability to strike back at our enemies. Unless America pulls all military forces out of the Persian gulf area, immediately, and forever, killer whales will rain fire on one major U.S. city each week, until our demands are met.

I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. Go ahead. Close your eyes, please. This is a story about a little girl walking home from the grocery store one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this little girl. Suddenly a truck races up. Two men jump out and grab her. They drag her into a nearby field and they tie her up and they rip her clothes from her body. Now they climb on. First one, then the other, raping her, shattering everything innocent and pure with a vicious thrust in a fog of drunken breath and sweat. And when they're done, after they've killed her tiny womb, murdered any chance for her to have children, to have life beyond her own, they decide to use her for target practice. They start throwing full beer cans at her. They throw them so hard that it tears the flesh all the way to her bones. Then they urinate on her. Now comes the hanging. They have a rope. They tie a noose. Imagine the noose going tight around her neck and with a sudden blinding jerk she's pulled into the air and her feet and legs go kicking. They don't find the ground. The hanging branch isn't strong enough. It snaps and she falls back to the earth. So they pick her up, throw her in the back of the truck and drive out to Foggy Creek Bridge. Pitch her over the edge. And she drops some thirty feet down to the creek bottom below. Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body soaked in their urine, soaked in their semen, soaked in her blood, left to die. Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl. Now imagine she's a killer whale.

I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our waters and we fall back. They assimilate entire oceans and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!
-- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, talking about killer whales

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's a killer whale, sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that, what's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Whale, Major Killer Whale!

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's a killer whale too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class Killer Whale.

Dark Helmet: How many killer whales do we have on this ship, anyhow?

Killer Whales: Yo!

Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by killer whales!

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Killer whales are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

Bunch 'a slack jawed ******s around here. This stuff'll make you a god damned sexual killer whale, like me.

Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. "Earth's Mighiest Heroes" type thing.
Loki: Yes, I've met them.
Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: your brother, the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a creature with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they WILL, they'll come for you.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a killer whale.

This thread title should be changed to "How gbk, Antony, and Cool Matty made me hate everybody".

Killer whales are a hell of a drug.

The white areas on a killer whale glow in the dark.

Unfortunately no human has ever seen this because killer whales turn invisible when the sun goes down.

It's a killer whale!
--Admiral Ackbar

Killer whales killed Lou Reed.