Nothing would make me happier than having someone I could make happy. I'd love to have a girl to be nice to and make smile. Yet, all they do is get me interested, then go out with my friends. I must be the only person I know who has never, not even pretend as a child, dated someone. Whats with that? I ain't hideous, I can be nice, I'm not a punk. Oh well, the search will go on!

me has never dated anyone either.

how old are you?

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

I broke up with my girlfriend a week and a half ago. Part of me is happy, and part of me is sad.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.

I too have never been on a date...




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"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”

I'm 16.

On the 9th of February will mark my longest relationship. evar.. 1 year.

I'm 19 going on 20. Don't sweat it now dude, you still have plenty more years of meeting girls to do. Don't get tied down to early.

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I felt like destroying something beautiful.

16's not bad. You can start worrying if you still got nothing by 18.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

I'm 18, never had a date, but it doesn't sadden me.

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm a schizophrenic
and so am I

Im 19...


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"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”

19 here too.

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

i say, if you've never truly sought it out (West Wind)... don't worry if you haven't gotten it. If you HAVE sought it out, revise your methods

I've never seriously had a GF before... maybe for a few months, but y'know... I asked this girl out recently who I know quite well, and who is simply amazing but uh... she said yes... but since then she doesn't really talk to me... she doesn't say much... she'll hardly LOOK at me???

oh well

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saberopus
oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum

I'll tell all of you who haven't had girlfriends one thing: You have no idea how much work is involved.

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"Why aren't I'm using at these pictures?" - Cloud, 4/14/02

Work? How is spending time with someone your supposed to love work?

I'll be 18 in feb and I've never dated....

I'm convinced that what I'm mostly attracted doesn't exist anymore... probably died out in like the... 30s or something...

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited January 04, 2004).]

It's not. That's the good part. The work is spending time on the phone trying to convince them, despite great efforts on their part not to believe you, that they really are beautiful and you actually do love them.

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"Why aren't I'm using at these pictures?" - Cloud, 4/14/02

I know your right saberopus, and I cant say ive really tried... I did try with one girl, after two years I realized no one was ever getting through to her, then I turned around and found another girl was looking at me, but due to the fact we were grating in a month and going our separate ways, we never really started anything...

I do miss her, I knew her four years, and for one month I finally realized how beautiful she was...


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"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”

I asked a girl that I liked for about 4 months if she liked me right before Christmas break. It's been a very depressing Christmas. .

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There is no signature

They can be extremely hot.

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.

I think that's what my problem is... It seems to be, but I can't really do a thing about it :/



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saberopus
oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum

I dated once. For about a month. A year ago.

I am 22.

Bow before me, for I am the King of the Losers.

[This message has been edited by Dylan (edited January 04, 2004).]

*Counting the minutes until Massassi's "Girl Master" shows up*

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Squirrels
All we really are is squirrels
We're being hunted, we are squirrels
We are appealing, we are squirrels

We want to gather nuts
But people splatter our guts
When they're on a country drive
It isn't easy to survive

Back in the other day
I saw a squirrel get blown away
They served him on a dinner tray
They baked him into a souffle
Squirrel season opens up today
If you're a squirrel run away
I don't know what else I should say
Please call the ASPCA

Fur coats from us are made
Fur is nice but I like suede
They scrape our fur off with a blade
And never bother with first aid
We squirrels really like to play
And we like to catch some rays
Please don't kill us this we pray
We're cute and harmless anyway

Squirrels We're not delicious
Squirrels We are not raccoons
Squirrels Don't live in palm trees
Squirrels Or in your bathroom
Squirrels That's all we really are is...
Squirrels Isn't it fine I am a...
Squirrel Please help and save us we are...
Squirrels I wanna whip out my...
Squirrel
Squirrels
Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels...
Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels...
Squirrels!

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Applecore scowled. "What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?" -War of the Flowers
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

Hello. I am Krok. It is not my real name. I admit that I have a problem. It affects my social life, which has become next to non-existent. My problem is simple, for I am ugly. Some say that there comes a point where looks do not matter. I am living proof that they are plain and simply wrong.

It's funny how when I've been to an online chatroom or whatever and had a little talk with some random girl, she seems (pretends to be) all intrigued and whatnot. Then I show her my picture, and she doesn't reply. She just stops typing to me altogether. Once I demanded a reason, and all I got was "Sorry...you're hideously ugly!"

There was this time I went on a blind date to see the movie Traffic. I was 17. Possibly the biggest mistake of my life. It was a disaster.

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<A HREF="http://www.rot13.com" TARGET=_blank>Wnav "Xebxb" Ghbzvara
w_ghbzvara@yhhxxh.pbz</A>

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

That's sad guys. I was 16 when I started dating this one girl, whom I'm married to now, had my first daughter at 19, and now I'm 29, still married to my beautiful wife, and have 3 kids.
/walks out, whistling...

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

[url="mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net"]mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net[/url]Bruintone@netscape.net</A>
Yahoo! Name : jedibruintone77

Hey, Krok. For a guy, looks really don't matter. There really are a lot or really ugly guys dating 10's and there's plenty of model grade guys that couldnt get any luck. Make friends with some guys that are really good with girls and learn from them, best thing you can do.

[This message has been edited by Grifter (edited January 05, 2004).]

wow

I think there's a cream for that

Hell I'm one to talk, havent had a girlfriend for... yikes, over a year now. Almost a year and a half. How depressing

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

i'm 17, had two or three relationships, its nothing worth going for if you ask me, unless hassle, stress and boredom is your cup of tea.

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mmm, smells like something burning.

It's unnecessary heartache. Unless you like pain. And it's there even if they like you too.

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Baby Mama's Drama

I'm 16 and I have never had a girl friend (although I have came close to having one). Don't worry though, one of these days, the right girl will come along.

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"The quality of the levels you make is determined by the skill of the person not by the editor in which they use!"
-Michael Kyle

The Arcane Sith

All these poor children... makes me happy I have my girl.

I can say this with experience and wisdom.
Although it seems like a very important part of your life right now, girls are not important when you're a teenager. It doesn't matter who tells you that, you won't believe them, so I suspect that you don't believe me. Heh...
Your friends and school are much more important than girls.

And btw, I was... unlucky (?) and didn't have a real date until just past my 19th birthday.
Again, how old you are when these things happen for you don't matter.
Hind sight is 20/20.


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To artificial life, all reality is virtual.

I detect that you are basing your happiness around having a woman, so in a way you are trying too hard.

This is exactly why you are not getting any.


You must realize that you will become nearly irresistable to women when you stop caring about them so much and start shifting your attention to what makes you happy. Women want what they can't easily get, this creates a challenge element that drives them crazy.

The ideal attitude is that you should be living life with the primary objective of having a good time. Any woman that you end up with is just along for the ride.


1. ) You are the catch, she must work to appeal to you and your many interests.

2.) You must realize that you can get any woman that you want. Even if it isn't true yet in your life, you must believe that it is true. Belief is a powerful thing. As you think, you shall become. If you believe that you are successful with women, you will eventually become so.

3.) This is life-changing stuff. It will change the way you view life, and the best part is that it gets easier as you go along.



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Most people regard me as the dark and immoral side of Massassi. At least I'm getting what I want out of life.

Hahahahah... that's so horridly wrong.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Pagewizard, I'm nearing the point of being ready to try anything, even your advice, but you forgot to mention that it doesn't apply to overwhelmingly ugly people.

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<A HREF="http://www.rot13.com" TARGET=_blank>Wnav "Xebxb" Ghbzvara
w_ghbzvara@yhhxxh.pbz</A>

It doesn't apply to anybody. If what Pagewizard said was even a little bit true, I should be knee deep in girls

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Do you have stairs in your house?

how closely are you following it?

My advice can work for anyone. Even if you look like week-old s***, you can still be successful with women.

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Most people regard me as the dark and immoral side of Massassi. At least I'm getting what I want out of life.

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited January 05, 2004).]

I'm just saying... I've never done what you say as an actual "strategy..." actually, I've never considered any "strategy" sort of thing at all, because I don't think about it. I live through each day usually paying no attention to the people around me. I don't have much interaction with other people at all... I pay no attention to them, I don't talk much, I just do my little thing and worry about myself... and that includes girls. From what you were saying, it sounded alot like "act like you're not interested and they'll love you forever" ... well, I certainly aren't interested, and the result is nobody wants to talk to me
which is fine, because I usually don't want to talk to them either... but that's beside the point. the point is that your fail-proof plan is flawed.

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Do you have stairs in your house?