Post your favorite movie quotes and the movie it came from!

"Do you smell something Rabbit?"
"Fear."
- Super Troopers

"This is powdered sugar."
"The lice hate the sugar."
"It's delicious."
- Super Troopers

"Aye, and may a leprechaun dance in your egg nog!"
- The Wizard of Speed and Time

"Well, you put your clothes back on and I'll buy you an ice cream."
- For Your Eyes Only

"That's no moon... It's a SPACE STATION!"
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Do you have stairs in your house?

"Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a
half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it."
-The Blues Brothers


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mir·ow ( V ) Pronunciation Key (meer-oh)
Someone or something that possesses unfathomable awesomeness

Damn, you took mine.

Woman:"Are you the police?"
Elwood:"No mam, we're musicians."
-The Blues Brothers

Oh, and

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the **** out of here!"
-Boondock Saints

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"I'm significant!.... Screamed the speck of dust."
-Calvin

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Brad Pitt: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis in your sleep and throw it out the window of a moving car.
Edward Norton: Yes, there's always that.
~Fight Club

(that may not be exactly how it goes)

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Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.

"listen!... you smell somthing?"
-ghostbusters

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wang is within all

Plan 9 From Outer Space

"My friends, can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?" - Criswell

"We haven't always fired at them... For a time, we tried to contact them by radio, but no response. Then they attacked a town. A small town, I'll admit, but nevertheless a town of people. People who died." - Colonel Edwards

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"Why aren't I'm using at these pictures?" - Cloud, 4/14/02

"..you know how god invented alcohol so that the irish wouldn't take over the world"

the ghost and the darkness

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

Boondock Saints

"We could kill everyone." - Rocco
"So what do you think?" - Murray
"I'm strangely confortable with it." - Connor

"****ing - what the ****ing **** - who the **** - **** this - ****ing - how did you two ****ing ****s - ****!" - Rocco
"Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word." - Connor

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"Why aren't I'm using at these pictures?" - Cloud, 4/14/02

"Never tell me the odds."

Han Solo

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

Fight Club.. I could list every line from that movie but one of my favorites is:

"Martha Stewart is polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man!"

From the Matrix, a line that I always felt snickered at, when Agent Smith is interogating Morpheous and the other Agents walk in.

"What are you doing to him?" The other agent looks over and says, "He doesn't know"

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I felt like destroying something beautiful.

"Crazy has decided to pay [our town] Berkley a little visit.." -Marion, reloading his triple-shotgun (Undead)

"Give me some sugar, baby."

"Hail to the king, baby". - Ash (Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness)

"I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free." - Red from The Shawshank Redemption.

"Get busy living or get busy dying...that's god damn right." - Red from The Shawshank Redemption.

"I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid." - Rick from Casablanca.

"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. " - Harry Lime from The Third Man.

"You're entering a world of pain." - Walter from The Big Lebowski.

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You're entering a world of pain.

"I wanted to put a bullet in the eye of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species."

Well, depending on your POV, Brad Pitt, and or Edward Norton, Fight Club.

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There is no signature

Just spoil the movie for everyone who hasn't seen it why don't ya. Oh, wait . . .

"It's a trap!"

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Yah because saying depending on your POV spoils the movie.

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There is no signature

"I am so pleased that your not dead!"
-Sahla (sp?)
Raiders of the Lost Ark

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"Church, women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets!"
-Tucker
Red vs Blue

Something along the lines of:
WHOA! You just fired a gun at a van full of explosives next to your imaginary friend, man!
-Fight Club

Theres something I forgot to tell you.
What?
Don't cross the steams.
Why?
It could be bad.
I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing Egon, how do you mean bad?
Try to imagine everything in the universe being destroyed at an extreme rate and all subatomic matter being erradicated... (or something)
Ok, that's bad. Important Safety tip--thanks Egon.
-Ghostbusters

I've got more...it's just not coming to mind.

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I'm going to go out and do stuff, like besides work. Call up ben, hang out. Maybe see the last samurai, go skydiving, whatever.
Get back into the gym...
I want to do stuff that prevents me from playin video games so I can only play them a few hours a day, basically.
(Formally Veger, who died when he lost his e-mail adress, and his password. Veeger still looks for his old pass...)

But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.

- Partridge in Equilibrium

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"Frrrrrrrrrreeeeeeedoooomm!!"

You're an idiot if you don't know who this is, and in what movie.

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.

"YOU'RE KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY!!!"

"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors. And bowling. And as a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carillo and up to Pismo. He died, as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him. As you took so many bright flowering young men at Ke Song, at Lon Doc, and Hill 64. These young men gave their lives, as did Donny. Donny who loved bowling."

"We dropped off the money --"
"WE?!"
"I. The royal we!"

All from The Big Lebowski.. Best movie ever

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.

We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

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Roach - Steal acceptance, lend denial.

0 of 14.

So damn many isntantly flood my mind...

"What... Like the backseat of a Volkswagen?"

"You wanna say something?"
"Yeah, about a million things, but I cant express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all"

-Mallrats


"My name is Pussy Galore"
"I must be dreaming"

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"

- Goldfinger


"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"

"The fact that you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle .50' written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now, **** off!"

- Snatch


"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

- Trainspotting


"Gentlemen you cant fight in here, this is the War Room!"

- Dr Strangelove


"This, is my BOOMSTICK!"

- Army of Darkness


"Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. It is a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride for ruin and the worlds ending! FORTH EORLINGAS!"

- Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

"Captain, how soon 'till you can land this plane?"
"Well, I can't tell."
"You can tell me. I'm a doctor."
"No, I mean I'm just not sure."
"Well can't you make a guess?"
"Hmm... not for another two hours."
"You can't make a guess for another two hours?"

~Airplane!

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Do you have stairs in your house?

"I can no longer sit back and allow, Communism Infiltration, Communist Subversion, and the International Communist Conspiracy, to sap and impurify, all of our precious bodily fluids."

- Dr Strangelove

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--

Yeah, my favourite line from that movie has already been quoted.

How about some Withnail & I:

"As a youth, I used to weep in buchers shops"

"MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE ****!!"

could take almost any other line from that movie, its awesome.

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mmm, smells like something burning.

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- Geez, he looks blue.
- I'd say brownish gold.
Timon & Pumbaa, The Lion King

- Stilgar, do we have wormsign?
- Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
Paul Muad'Dib & Stilgar, Dune

- Can't you understand what he's saying?
- No, I don't understand him. I don't speak French, only English. I never understand a word he says.
- And that's your best friend?
- Yeah.
Pearline & Ghost Dog, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow

Heh, after reading this, I instantly remembered a line that cracked me up:

"But he'll see the big board!"

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Roach - Steal acceptance, lend denial.

0 of 14.

"If you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know whats gonna happen to you?"
"What?"
"You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company"

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

"Alright, Lightman. Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex."
"Um, your wife?"
-- Liggett and Lightman, "Wargames"

"John! Good to see you. I see the wife still picks your ties."
-- Stephen Falken, "Wargames"

"Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks."
"I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of ****."
"Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education."
-- General Beringer and McKittrick, "Wargames"

"I don't believe that any system is totally secure."
-- David Lightman, "Wargames"

"*********, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!"
-- General Beringer, "Wargames"


Yeah, I really liked that movie....

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

Adams Family Values
:The family look down on the new baby in his crib, and the baby is chewing on something.

Gomez: "He has my father's eyes..."
Mortrica: "Fester, take those out of his mouth."

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<Cazor> dude, i am so giving my gay friend your number.
<Cazor> bwahaha. owned.
<Ruthven> NO!!!!!!!!!!
<Cazor> yeah. and he's pretty persistant.
<d-_-b> haha

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  do other babe}
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"Donny, you're out of your element!"
- The Big Lebowski

"-Camelot!
-Camelot!
-Camelot!....
-It's only a model.
-SHHH!"
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"-I'm gonna stick it up your a** and pull the trigger 'till it goes 'click'
- Jesus.
- You said it man, nobody f**** with the
Jesus.
- ....
- 8 year olds dude"
- The Big Lebowski

"Can't so much damage with that now can we, shoulda' been the rule o' wrist"
- Boondock Saints

"Heads you tell me, tails we go out on a date"
- Cowboy Bebop: The Movie




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SAJN_Master had sticky Shift button - wrote 179 lines in CAPS.
Sample: [17:42] <SAJN_Master> Flexor

Ghostbusters rules all

Can't even BEGIN with all the wonderful quotes.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."
-Everyone in Star Wars

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MaxisReed
AIM: MaxisReed
ChatOp, EC administrator, and "some sort of god!"

Sorry to ruin the experiance, but the "He doesn't know" referes to Neo and Trinity in the lobby, not what he's doing to Morphy.

My favorite movie lines?
Office Space
"It's not that I'm lazy.. I just don't care."

Detonate.net's B@st@rdization of Star Wars:
"Don't be to proud of this capitalist terror you've created.. The ability to sue anyone for anything at any time is NOTHING compared to the power of the force."

Dreamcatcher (?)
"These people shop at Wal-Marts.. They drive their Mercedes.. They never miss an episode of Friends. These, are Americans."

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

Well it's not a movie, but the first thing that came to mind:

Life is like a crap sandwitch, the more bread you have, the less crap you have to take
-MST3K summer blockbuster review

I usually have loads of other quotes but none come to mind

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If there is a 50% chance that you are going to be right, there is a 90% chance that you will choose the wrong one ~SithNazgul, the 50-50-90 rule

BEST. MOVIE. EVER!!!

Another good one from Airplane:

"We have to get these people to a hospital."
"What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now."



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Interesting Fact: Ivan the Terrible ordered an elephant executed because it failed to bow for him.

Engineer: "Is this a hold-up?"
Doc (glances at marty): "It's a science experiment!"

- Back to the Future Part 3

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Juztyn
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Other Airplane ones:


"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am, and don't call me Shirley."


"Excuse me stewardness, I speak jive."
[insert conservation with two black men in "jive"]

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Interesting Fact: Ivan the Terrible ordered an elephant executed because it failed to bow for him.

"Tell me what's happened so far!"
"Well, first the earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came around. But then they all got to big and fat and died and turned into oil. Then the arabs came with their mercades."

~More Airplane

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.