*Rex Kramer on the phone...*
"No, we can't do that. The risk of a flameout's too great. Keep him at twenty-four thousand. . . no, feet."
~Airplane!

"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"
"Do you always begin conversations this way?"
~The Princess Bride

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Do you have stairs in your house?

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"Yes, it's hard to believe that in just 7 months, she's going to be graduating high school."
*cough* *choke* "I thought you said high school."
"I did."
- Old School

"But look at how far we've come. Computers that fit into a single room and hold millions of pieces of information..."
-Apollo 13

"Do you think maybe he's compenstaing for something?"
-Shrek

"Fook Mi, that was fast."
-Austin Powers in Goldmember

"But where is all the rum?"
-Pirates of the Caribbean

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Death to all who oppose me!

nono...
"But why is all the rum gone?!"
"I have to get off this island! That fire will be seen for miles!" (or something like that)
".... but why is all the rum gone?!"



"I'll be Han Solo!"
"No no, if anybody's anybody, I'm Han Solo. You can be... uhh... Chewbacca or whatever."
"CHEWWY?! Have you even seen Star Wars?!"
~Armageddon

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Do you have stairs in your house?

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"Curse ye for breathin', ye slack jawed idiot!"

-Pirates of the Caribbean

"Don't leave me here alone. Don't go where I can't follow."

-Return of the King

"All she gets is nasty orcses. And they doesn't taste very nice, does they precious?"

-RotK

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.

These are more like favorite moments...but still moderate quotes nonetheless.


-The 13th Warrior-
Warrior: Do we have anything resembling a plan?
Other Warrior: Ride till we find them, kill them all.

Guide: He wishes to know your name.
Banderas: I am Ahamed, ibn Falanz, ibn something, ibn something...
warrior: ibn?
Banderas: No, no, no. Ahamed, ibn Falanz, ibn something, ibn something. 'Ibn' means 'son of'.
warrior: (to other warriors) ...Ibn.

Banderas: I cannot taste the fermentation of grape, nor that of wheat.
Warrior: *Cracks up*
Banderas: What!? Why do you laugh?
Warrior: *laughing* Honey. It's made from honey!

(in a cave, outnumbered and at a dead end)
Warrior: We fight by twos, give the other men a chance to rest.
*rumbling*
Other Warrior: To make things worse, now it's going to rain!
*laughing*


-Desperado-

Priest: Do you want Confession?
Mariachi: Hmm? Uh...no Father. Where I'm going, I'd just have to come right back.

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I'm going to go out and do stuff, like besides work. Call up ben, hang out. Maybe see the last samurai, go skydiving, whatever.
Get back into the gym...
I want to do stuff that prevents me from playin video games so I can only play them a few hours a day, basically.
(Formally Veger, who died when he lost his e-mail adress, and his password. Veeger still looks for his old pass...)

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Al Pacino is a blind man.


Chris: "Wow, you much really like women..."

Al: "Son, the day we stop looking is the day we die."


~Scent of a Woman

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"Did you just say.....Birthday Party?...."

"Okay, I confess, I mean to comendeer a ship of the fleet, Hire a pirate crew in Torrtuga, A pilage and pluder and otherwise piffle my weasly black guts out"

"I said no Lies!"

-Pirates of the Carribean

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"I'm Sorry, What was that? I cant hear you over your constintent team killing."

Tucker
Red VS Blue

"I smell... I smell... I smell... Duckie!"
~The Land Before Time

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Fredrick: "What knockers!"
Inga: "Why thank you doctor."

Young Frankenstien

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"