Massassi Forums Logo

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

ForumsDiscussion Forum → Great movie quotes
123
Great movie quotes
2004-01-05, 1:21 PM #41
"I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails. When we forsake or friends, break all bonds of fellowship... ...but that day is not this day. This day, we fight!"

that's perfect... so is:

"Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. It is a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride for ruin and the worlds ending! FORTH EORLINGAS!"

- Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


------------------
saberopus
oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum
2004-01-05, 1:22 PM #42
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bobafett765:

"We have to get these people to a hospital."
"What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now."
</font>


"I got this letter from headquarters"
"What is it?"
"It's a big building with Generals in it, but that's not important right now"

------------------
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-01-05, 1:41 PM #43
"I AM GODZILLA! YOU ARE JAPAN!"
-Critical Bill's last stand against Mr. Shhh, in Things to do in Denver when you're Dead.

"You can't do this to me! I'M AN AMERICAN!"
-Marion get's basketed in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Hee-hee

[edit:]
Ooo, another one from a ZAZ film other than Airplane:

"I know a little german, he's sitting over there" *points to midget in lederhosen*

First one to name the film can pat themselves on the back.

[This message has been edited by Daeron the Nerfherder (edited January 05, 2004).]
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2004-01-05, 2:18 PM #44
Star Wars has so many rememorable quotes...

"Use the force!"
"I am your father!"
"The force is strong in this one..."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
2004-01-05, 2:46 PM #45
It HAD to be done

One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all together,
and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

------------------
your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
Jon`C:Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
Spork:Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2004-01-05, 3:22 PM #46
Has anyone ever noticed the trend, that reguardless of what movie it is, any time someone shouts "There's too many of them!" they inevitably die a few moments later?


It's a conspiracy I tell you...

------------------
Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-01-05, 3:29 PM #47
"KAAAHHHHHNNNNNNN!"
- Star Trek II
2004-01-05, 3:36 PM #48
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by agin222:
"KAAAHHHHHNNNNNNN!"
- Star Trek II
</font>


Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by agin222:
"KAAAHHHHHNNNNNNN!"
- Star Trek II
</font>


Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by agin222:
"KAAAHHHHHNNNNNNN!"
- Star Trek II
</font>



Quoted for it's echoing-ness.


------------------
You're entering a world of pain.
twitter | flickr | last.fm | facebook |
2004-01-05, 3:41 PM #49
Good lord, you guys are all so young. Let me throw some classic film on your *&$es.

"Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand."
- Cool Hand Luke

"Of all the gin joints in all the world, she had to walk into mine."
-Casablanca

"Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
- Gone With the Wind

[paraphrased]
Officer: How do they expect us to move our tanks along this road.
Michael Caine: You haven't heard the good news. This is the wide part.
- A Bridge Too Far

"Must go faster, must go faster."
- Jurasic Park

------------------
Have Lightsaber Will Travel JK Editing tips, troubleshooting information, resources and more.
www.swgalaxies.net For all your Star Wars Galaxies needs
The Massassi A SW Galaxies Player Association
Have Lightsaber Will Travel JK Editing tips, troubleshooting information, resources and more.
www.swgalaxies.net For all your Star Wars Galaxies needs
The Massassi A SW Galaxies Player Association
2004-01-05, 3:43 PM #50
" must go faster, must go faster"
ID4


[http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

------------------
your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
Jon`C:Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
Spork:Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2004-01-05, 3:52 PM #51
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MikeC:
Good lord, you guys are all so young. Let me throw some classic film on your *&$es.
</font>


Bah, whatchu talkin'?! I posted quotes from Casablanca and The Third Man.

"No prisoners! No prisoners!" - Lawrence of Arabia.

"Your golf ball...your car...is there anything in the world that doesn't belong to you?"
"Yes thank heavens..you!" - Bringing Up Baby.

"Oh, I know we ought to go now, but somehow I can't move." - Bringing Up Baby


------------------
You're entering a world of pain.

[This message has been edited by TimeWolfOfThePast (edited January 05, 2004).]
twitter | flickr | last.fm | facebook |
2004-01-05, 3:59 PM #52
Yeah me too, Mike, I've posted Dr Strangelove, Goldfinger, Airplane!... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

------------------
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-01-05, 4:00 PM #53
Star Trek II came out in the early 80's too.

"Shocking. Positively shocking."
- Goldfinger
2004-01-05, 4:19 PM #54
"I knew i was surrounded by *******s!"

Spaceballs

------------------
Just b/c you're paranoid, don't mean that they're not after you!
<SalvadorChicka> i wasn't all "omg canadians have sex with each other!"
2004-01-05, 4:30 PM #55
He's already pulled over he can't pull over anymore! -Super Troopers

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. -Army of Darkness

...and you help your landlady take out her...garbage -Agent Smith, The Matrix



------------------
Here Ociffer, hold my beer while i look for my license.
*Remnant Temple beta taking a bit longer than planned but ill get it done*
Light And Darkness
I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue
2004-01-05, 6:27 PM #56
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by agin222:
Star Trek II came out in the early 80's too.

"Shocking. Positively shocking."
- Goldfinger
</font>


OOOHHHH the 80's, that's not really classic film there is it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] And old Bond films, while fun to watch, aren't really great cinema either.

I know a couple of you guys did post from some older films, but far too few have been overlooked.

------------------
Have Lightsaber Will Travel JK Editing tips, troubleshooting information, resources and more.
www.swgalaxies.net For all your Star Wars Galaxies needs
The Massassi A SW Galaxies Player Association
Have Lightsaber Will Travel JK Editing tips, troubleshooting information, resources and more.
www.swgalaxies.net For all your Star Wars Galaxies needs
The Massassi A SW Galaxies Player Association
2004-01-05, 6:35 PM #57
Some Alien quotes

-Drop your linen and stop your grinnin...
-Hey man, what are we supposed to use, harsh language?
-This is a maximum security prison, and you have no weapons of any kind?

2004-01-05, 6:52 PM #58
"Werewolf" - Inga
"Werewolf?" - Frederick
"There" - Igor
"What?" - Frederick
"There wolf. There castle" - Igor
"Why are you talking like that?" - Frederick
"I dunno, I thought you wanted to" - Igor

------------------
<< start the revolution >>
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-01-05, 7:43 PM #59
"I am a river unto me people!"
"Thy mother mated with a scorpion."
- Auda Abu Tayi
Lawrence of Arabia

Great movie.



------------------
"Church, women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets!"
-Tucker
Red vs Blue
"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."

-Calvin
2004-01-05, 11:18 PM #60
Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet-thing.

GONZO: "I'm not Jim-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim, he's Jim-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim!"

both from Muppet Treasure Island

------------------
IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-01-06, 3:37 AM #61
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MikeC:
And old Bond films, while fun to watch, aren't really great cinema either.</font>


Heathen [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

"Hi, I'm Plenty,"
"But of course you are"
"Plenty O'Toole"
"Named after your father perhaps?"

- Diamonds are Forever


------------------
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

[This message has been edited by Spork (edited January 06, 2004).]
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-01-06, 9:27 AM #62
Most good quotes come from really bad movies. Ie, Star Trek II. Der.
2004-01-06, 9:42 AM #63
Fine. You want an old movie? Robin Hood. 1938 baby. Black and white. Robin just broke into King John's banquet, and is talking to the lady person. (I suck with names)

"-You speak treason!
- Fluently!"

Best movie EVER.

[Edit- Agin.. You SOOOO did not just say Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan was a bad movie... *boils in rage*]
------------------
MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

[This message has been edited by happydud (edited January 06, 2004).]
My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!
2004-01-06, 10:28 AM #64
“I have this idea about why people do the terrible things they do. It’s the same reason why little kids push each other on the schoolyard. If you’re the one doing the pushing, you’re not going to be the one who gets pushed. If you’re the monster, then nothing will be waiting in the shadows to jump out at you. It’s pretty simple, really. People do the things they do, because they’re scared.”
-Taken (actually a miniseries, but i figured that was close enough)

“All of life’s a show, Keep’em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you.”
-Life of Brian

"That still counts as one!"
-LOTR: ROTK



------------------
"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

-----@%
2004-01-06, 10:37 AM #65
"Oh, you're ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf***er, motherf***er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly T.N.T, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. In fact, what the f*** am I doin' in the back? You're the dumb*** should be on brain detail. We're f***in' switchin'. I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this n*****'s skull." - Jules (Samuel L. Jackson), Pulp Fiction

------------------
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
2004-01-06, 11:25 AM #66
I did say Star Trek II was a bad movie. And it is. But it's the good kind of bad - you know, like Plan 9 From Outer Space. It's so bad, it's good. Star Trek is campy, that's its appeal.
2004-01-06, 11:45 AM #67
"I, did not have sexual relationships with that woman." -we all know where thats from...

-all of the ghostbusters movies

"mr anderson"- matrix

"It's just raining black people in new york"-when will jumped off the bridge onto the bus- Men in Black

let me think of more
NightFire
2004-01-06, 8:01 PM #68
"You're Good."
"Yeah, yeah. But I'm better at killing enemies."
"Killed many?"
"Well - It's impossible to kill 'em all, so I ususally run away."
"A splendid principle!"
"Thank you."
-Gorobei Katayama & Heihachi Hayashida

"Killed Two."
-Kyuzo

-Seven Samurai

------------------
"Church, women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets!"
-Tucker
Red vs Blue
"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."

-Calvin
2004-01-06, 9:18 PM #69
"Self-improvement is <censored>. And self-destruction."

-- Fight Club

"I just want to let you know we're all counting on you. Good luck."

-- Scary Movie 3. Best line in the whole damn movie.

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
[pause]
"Go **** yourself."

-- Catch Me If You Can



------------------
"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-07, 2:24 AM #70
Thug: You will have to kill me first!
Samurai: It will hurt.
- A Kurosawa movie (WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER THE NAME!?!!)

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! We don't got to show you no stinkin' badges!"
^^^
If anyone can guess what this is from, I will give them a cookie!

------------------
"With Great power comes great Responibility. Seems like the converse should be true as well. Now where the heck is my great Power?"
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2004-01-07, 2:56 AM #71
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!

-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

MINSTREL (singing):
Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils r***d and his bottom burned off,
And his p****...
ROBIN: That's -- that's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.

-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

NARRATOR: The wise Sir Bedemir was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table.

-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

------------------
Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.

[This message has been edited by - Tony - (edited January 07, 2004).]
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-01-07, 7:34 AM #72
see sig

------------------
"Honey, you got real ugly."
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2004-01-07, 7:56 AM #73
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Thug: You will have to kill me first!
Samurai: It will hurt.
- A Kurosawa movie (WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER THE NAME!?!!)

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! We don't got to show you no stinkin' badges!"
^^^
If anyone can guess what this is from, I will give them a cookie!

</font>


The Treasure of the sierra madre
2004-01-07, 8:24 AM #74
Guard Commander: You speak treason!
Robin Hood: Fluently.
Robin Hood (Errol Flynn)

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."
On the Waterfront
2004-01-09, 11:36 AM #75
Jeus h christ COM where the hell do you post? I've never seen you around Massassi.

hehe...red vs blue...hehe

very funny s**t!
If every mod was like ours...no mod would get a "two"

Proud member of the Co-Op
2004-01-09, 11:38 AM #76
[http://bellsouthpwp.net/C/o/Correction/gameover.jpg]

~Aliens

------------------
Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-01-09, 3:28 PM #77
I see dead people
-- sixth sense

You people need to find Jesus!!!!
-- Bad Boys II

I had an old friend for dinner.
-- Silence of the Lambs

I'm Back
-- T3

------------------
Madquack and Firbnic have a signature.
*Remnant Temple beta almost done*
Light And Darkness
I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue
2004-01-09, 4:14 PM #78
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

Army of Darkness or something like that....

------------------
"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis
2004-01-10, 7:47 AM #79
"What an embarassing way to die."
"That's nothing compared to my cousin Walter."
"How did he die?"
"Broke his neck."
"That's embarassing?"
"He broke it trying to suck his own d**k."

- Clerks

------------------
Anthony Piggott - Creator of all things "oaM"
(Except "LoaM")
Xbox Live/PlayStation Network/Steam: tone217
http://twitter.com/ourmatetone
2004-01-10, 9:39 AM #80
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Axis:
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

Army of Darkness or something like that....

</font>


Ive already posted that. Im mad you. JJ

------------------
Madquack and Firbnic have a signature.
*Remnant Temple beta almost done*
Light And Darkness
I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue
123

↑ Up to the top!