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Too Much Anger... Take it out like this!
2005-01-21, 4:14 AM #1
Star Wars Catina battle, round 3!

You must try to keep the Catina in one piece. The owner was quite displeased with a nuke blowing his place up last time.

If you do blow the place up, you must offer a new battleground.

Yes, it is happy hour. All drinks half off!



Okay, commence battle!

*readies shotgun*
2005-01-21, 4:15 AM #2
*orders a drink*
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-01-21, 4:17 AM #3
*Orders a beer and cracks it across Glyde's face*
2005-01-21, 4:18 AM #4
Ow! *picks up his shot glass and stuff it in Shintock's eye*
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-01-21, 4:24 AM #5
*Tony lobs landfish towards CM, where he promptly 'splodes on other people. Eww.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-01-21, 4:27 AM #6
G-Man bites into Shintock arm.
SpriteMod (JO 2003) Roger Wilco Skin

Snail racing: (500 posts per line) ---@%
2005-01-21, 4:29 AM #7
*takes his shotgun, and fires it at Tony, throwing fishguts everywhere.*
2005-01-21, 4:48 AM #8
*whips out two FN P90's and fires at G-Man while he is biting Shintock*
No sig.
2005-01-21, 4:50 AM #9
*gets another shot, drinks it, then shoves the glass into Shintock's other eye*
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-01-21, 4:59 AM #10
Geez people, there are others beside Shintock! :p

*throws Shintock's glass-ridden body into Glyde*
2005-01-21, 5:07 AM #11
Need_help enters in a APU and blows everyone apart...Fin
2005-01-21, 5:11 AM #12
Dodges every Bullet of HCF_Duke's P90 and grabs the Zet what Ruthy trought to him. After taht he should 2 time at HCF_Duke.
SpriteMod (JO 2003) Roger Wilco Skin

Snail racing: (500 posts per line) ---@%
2005-01-21, 5:22 AM #13
* Makes off with the wallets of the unconscious. *
2005-01-21, 5:36 AM #14
Launches VX nerve gas rocket into cantina from safe distance of 5 km.
Stuff
2005-01-21, 6:02 AM #15
*avoids G-man completly and rips the gas mask off of a customer that just so happens to be wearing one to avoid VX gas*
No sig.
2005-01-21, 6:31 AM #16
/me eats HCF_Duke
2005-01-21, 6:39 AM #17
*steals everyones cash and runs to the next bar down the street*
2005-01-21, 6:46 AM #18
*blows a huge hole in gothicx's stomach with P90's, then laughs at gothicx's mishap only to be eaten again and fall out the hole again in a never-ending cycle.
No sig.
2005-01-21, 7:22 AM #19
*Removes a support beam and swings it around, destroying the general layout of the Cantina*
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-01-21, 7:26 AM #20
*Punches Sol in the face while he's busy trying to look fancy.*

*Backflips over the bar and lands in a pile of broken glass. OW*

2005-01-21, 8:24 AM #21
*pours liquour all over the bar/floor a la that scene in raiders and flicks his ciggie into the puddle* FWOOMP!
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2005-01-21, 8:27 AM #22
*gets a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire. uses the rest to spray into ford's face.*
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2005-01-21, 8:29 AM #23
*sits in the corner smoking his pipe, an active thermal det in hand, sideglancing anyone who comes close*
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2005-01-21, 8:39 AM #24
*grabs jEDIKIRBY and throws him in the Melee, watching as he drops the detonator in the crowd.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2005-01-21, 8:40 AM #25
*Sets foot on fire and runs around kicking everyone in the arse*
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-01-21, 8:44 AM #26
*grabs the thermal det before it explodes, shoves it down torn's throat.*
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2005-01-21, 8:45 AM #27
*Tony gets up and hires a bulldozer which he drives into the general cacophany of the Cantina, talking out a loadbearing wall.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-01-21, 8:51 AM #28
My eyes! :(

*Shintock looks for his wallet*
2005-01-21, 8:53 AM #29
*booby-traps Shintock's wallet with semtex, then gives it back*
Stuff
2005-01-21, 8:56 AM #30
*Orders a water with no ice.
www.dailyvault.com. - As Featured in Guitar Hero II!
2005-01-21, 9:02 AM #31
*finally falls out of never-ending loop and fires an RPG at the winshield of Tony's bulldozer*
No sig.
2005-01-21, 9:06 AM #32
*Brings out a pencil and randomly impales eyes*
2005-01-21, 9:25 AM #33
*activates lightsaber, and cuts off Ted Sandyman's pencil-grasping hand*
Stuff
2005-01-21, 9:44 AM #34
*sneaks up behind kyle and shoots him in the leg with a blaster, amputating said leg.*
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2005-01-21, 9:52 AM #35
*walks in and unleashes a fury of nasty spells and wicked magics on the brawling denizens*

*orders a Sam Adams*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-01-21, 9:56 AM #36
/me jumps out of the frothing beer mug and slits JediGandalf's throat with a knife
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-01-21, 9:56 AM #37
*writhes in pain on the floor from the incredible butt weavles unleashed by gandalf... (wait a minute... gandalf and mithrandir are the same...) stands back up and looks for more carnage*
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2005-01-21, 9:57 AM #38
/me makes a reflex saving throw against Wolfy's knife then clubs him mercilessly on the head with his staff.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-01-21, 10:02 AM #39
/uneashes a horde of angry sucide bomber monkey zombies into the fray, then runs away.
2005-01-21, 10:08 AM #40
*lauches a head trap dispatching missle into the bar*
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