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Too Much Anger... Take it out like this!
2005-01-21, 10:29 AM #41
*takes a mouthful of booze, holds up lighter, and begins blowing flames everywhere*
2005-01-21, 10:47 AM #42
Quote:
Originally posted by Cool Matty
The owner was quite displeased with a nuke blowing his place up last time.


Wasn't I the one that did that?

Meh.

/me releases a starving flock of flaming purple mongeese.

PHEAR!
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2005-01-21, 10:51 AM #43
*Pulls out a pair of scissors with the non-amputated hand and aimlessly stabs at the horde of flaming purple mongooses*
2005-01-21, 11:04 AM #44
*backs up his Ryder truck and opens the back, unleashing a horde of buttsecks crazed woodchucks on the melee*
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-01-21, 11:07 AM #45
*uses anti-buttsex-woodchuck spray*
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2005-01-21, 11:09 AM #46
*unleashes buttsecks starved Canadian beavers to take care of the woodchucks*
2005-01-21, 11:16 AM #47
*Watches everyone die from eating the salmon*
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-21, 11:32 AM #48
*Shells the cantina with headcrabs*
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-01-21, 11:33 AM #49
*orders a bunch of bad brands of liquor and makes motolov cocktails and lobs it at random people/mammals/cretures*

*orders a drink to go*
No sig.
2005-01-21, 11:49 AM #50
*walks in with a tac. shotgun and shoots a Molotov still in HCF's hand, covering him in cheap flaming liquor*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 12:01 PM #51
*Smears barbeque sauce over everyone and unleashes Sally Strothers*
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-01-21, 12:06 PM #52
*Watches SAJN_Master get head trapped*
2005-01-21, 12:06 PM #53
*lets Martha Stewart out of prison, and she starts redecorating the dilapidated cantina*
2005-01-21, 12:07 PM #54
*Martha gets caught the heat of the battle, she gets maimed beyond recognition.*
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-01-21, 12:08 PM #55
*Stands up after being trampled by mongooses and throws a dirk at the corpse of Martha Stewart for no apparent reason*
2005-01-21, 12:09 PM #56
*farts*

I had four bean chili today. Prepare to die.
2005-01-21, 12:10 PM #57
*Whips out his zippo, lights it*
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-01-21, 12:11 PM #58
*Sticks a phosphorous grenade in Martha Stewarts mouth, pulls pin, and throws her out window*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 12:11 PM #59
*with another perfectly timed fart, blows it all straight back at Trige*
2005-01-21, 12:13 PM #60
*Runs around flailing arms as his body burns. Grabs a bottle of whiskey and drinks himself unconscious*
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-01-21, 12:17 PM #61
*puts Liquid Nails on Trige's hand*

*Tickles Trige's face with a feather*

*In his sleep, Trige swats himself in the face, the glue bonds with his skin instantly and Trige's hand is now GLUED to his face*

*Leaves for a bit to go take a siesta*
2005-01-21, 12:23 PM #62
*Hears Trige's muffled cries for help and less-than-surgically removes his hand from his face with a chainsaw*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 12:28 PM #63
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I CAN SEE MY CHEEKBONE!

*Gathers flesh from Martha Stuarts corpse and stitches it to his face*
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-01-21, 12:34 PM #64
Don't take Martha's flesh! You don't know where it's been! Here, take Rob's. *Decapitates Rob w. Chainsaw*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 1:19 PM #65
Uncanny push +1. *Pushes Sok Munkey into Trige, cutting Trige in half, a la German forklift safety video style.
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-01-21, 1:19 PM #66
*offers everyone love and candy, while riding in the pope-mobile*
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2005-01-21, 1:44 PM #67
*Turns around, impales Ric Olie with chainsaw and pours a can of Drano down Erik's throat.* body count +2
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 1:44 PM #68
*Lower half of body kicks Ric_Olie in the nards before collapsing. Upper half of body points and laughs as it slowly passes out due to blood loss*
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-01-21, 1:57 PM #69
*Slaps Trige back together via body staples, grabs chainsaw and runs back inside to join the melee.*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 2:00 PM #70
*Runs out of the bar for several hours. Returns with a souped up steam roller that crashes through the wall, flattening half of the melee*

Whooooo Whoooooo Aaaalllll Aboard!
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-01-21, 2:07 PM #71
*Places laser designator in the men's room and runs from approaching nuclear fallout*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 2:15 PM #72
*Tony climbs out of flaming bulldozer and says "Oh, my. That was the last loadbearing wall." Those still capable of movement run as the ceiling creaks and falls in, crushing the remains of the area. Everyone jets off to the Arena (yes, the Arena of the fight of the century of the week fame) to continue the melee before the whole place gets hit by fallout.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-01-21, 2:17 PM #73
*Dances 'cuz he's cool*
2005-01-21, 2:20 PM #74
*Bar owner crawls out from under floor boards only to look up and see a nuke dropping* "Crap! Not again!"

Ted is instantly incinerated in mid-dance.
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 2:21 PM #75
:((((((
2005-01-21, 4:04 PM #76
BATTLE MOVED TO "THE ARENA". OWNER QUITE DISPLEASED.
Anyway, on with the fight. And remember folks, this is an Arena, there are spectators. Try to keep them out of the fight!!!

/me hurls a chair at whoever is closest
2005-01-21, 4:16 PM #77
*Tony gets hit by flailing chair wreckage. He stands up and lobs a pay-per-view camera at CM.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-01-21, 4:20 PM #78
Didn't you guys already die from eating the salmon?
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-21, 4:26 PM #79
/me patches the chainsaw hole with some Nu-skin.

/me unleashes rabid red-butt babboons on the Arena. Babboons begin eating spectators.
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-01-21, 4:29 PM #80
http://nes.sorrowind.net/strips/Arena%20Parking%20Lot%20Ground%20Level.jpg THE ARENA!!!

...

* drives THROUGH the parking lot and INTO the Arena. *

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