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Too Much Anger... Take it out like this!
2005-01-21, 11:38 PM #121
You can't win, DrkJedi. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>>untie shoes
2005-01-21, 11:50 PM #122
*Nightwind makes a call on his cell phone* Suddenly, a tall blonde in yellow leathers sprints into the fray and Kills Bill, neatly slicing him into several pieces with a gleaming katana.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-01-21, 11:53 PM #123
*Bill is revealed as a T1000 as well. He morphs into a horse and eats cheese.*

No one argues with a horse.
>>untie shoes
2005-01-21, 11:54 PM #124
*rides bill right off a cliff*
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-01-21, 11:56 PM #125
*gets shot by the vet*

Damn. I think I lost... wait...

*steals the vet's soul due to the fact that this all has taken place on an indian burial ground.*

*zombies rise from the dirt and ashes*
>>untie shoes
2005-01-21, 11:57 PM #126
*takes command of the zombies and rides off on a zombie horse to terrorize a random city*
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-01-21, 11:58 PM #127
*puts on a robe and wizard hat*

You all had best watch out.
>>untie shoes
2005-01-22, 9:03 AM #128
*sprays everyone with anti-T-1000 spray to thereby eliminate any future T-1000s*

*grabs Bill's wizard hat and burns it with a zippo*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-22, 10:29 AM #129
*destabilizes orbit of whatever planet we are on, causing it to crash into its sun*
Stuff
2005-01-22, 10:55 AM #130
*straps a rocket on the planet, forcing it back into orbit, but much closer to the sun, leaving the planet in a wonderful 85F paradise.*
2005-01-22, 8:24 PM #131
*relaxes on the hot beach, oblivious to all going on*
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2005-01-23, 1:42 PM #132
*cranks the heat up on the beach so Helix's body begins to boil*
2005-01-23, 2:08 PM #133
*Slathers Helix in butter so he cooks to a delectible golden brown as his body boils*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-05-19, 4:27 AM #134
Me now operating the death star 3 *destroys planet wher u all are fighting*--------Fin --------no Really U all are dead-------smiterrines..i tell yer.
My Main Objective------ Is to make Jk Real......No i mean Really Real.
2005-05-19, 4:35 AM #135
Necromice!

In befo' da lock
D E A T H
2005-05-19, 4:49 AM #136
Squeal piggy! err.. I mean ... necromice!
2005-05-19, 4:57 AM #137
*walks in pretending to be Jdogg0304, then rips off the costume, surprising every as he is really George Bush?
I <3 Massassi
2005-05-19, 5:02 AM #138
Why was an empty planet demolished? We left that many many moons ago...
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-05-19, 5:09 AM #139
*walks in a few hours too late and tries to find his bearings*
nope.
2005-05-19, 7:21 AM #140
Quote:
Originally posted by Boco
*walks in a few MONTHS too late and tries to find his bearings*


Fixed.

Anyways, where's the necromice?
Stuff
2005-05-19, 8:21 AM #141
*blows up the Cantina*

Ooops.

*Directs everyone to a room down the hall*

*After everyone is in, Rob slams the door shut.



*beep beep beep beeeeeeeep*

Congratulations, you've all been herded into a gigantic microwave.
2005-05-19, 8:29 AM #142
Please do not revive old threads.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
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