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Too Much Anger... Take it out like this!
2005-01-21, 4:36 PM #81
*calls in airstrike from Rogue Squadron to strafe everyone in the arena with laser fire*
Life is beautiful.
2005-01-21, 4:45 PM #82
*Grabs a 10 foot circumference mirror and reflects the lasers back to the aircraft, causing them to crash and surround the arena in a ring of fire!*
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-01-21, 5:10 PM #83
Back at the cantina:

*shoots first*
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2005-01-21, 5:28 PM #84
*Fires up painkiller weapon, closes eyes, and runs wildly through the crowd*
Stuff
2005-01-21, 5:30 PM #85
There is no Cantina, KiRB. It got nuked.

*Sees Kyle coming, Throws axe and stabs him in the head*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 5:38 PM #86
"Hobbes turns on the windshield wipers."
2005-01-21, 5:43 PM #87
/me whips out pyro-ion cannon and fires off a shot

/me throws a knife into whoever is asking "WTF is a pyro-ion cannon?" and shouts "you're a n00b for not knowing!"
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2005-01-21, 5:46 PM #88
*Cuts off Savage's Thornosapian hands with chainsaw*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 6:05 PM #89
*hauls in 10 kilos of antimatter, puts on antimatter-proof gloves, starts throwing antimatter at combatants*
Stuff
2005-01-21, 6:15 PM #90
*puts on body armor*

*pulls out rail gun*

Tags kyle90 and savageX, both in the head.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-01-21, 6:26 PM #91
While Nightwind reloads his railgun, I delicately splatter the wall with his brains. Cha-chink. Shotgun on the ready.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-01-21, 6:33 PM #92
*runs into the arena holding a large shield and a sword, screaming "VALHALLA HU AKBAR!!!"*
I'm just a little boy.
2005-01-21, 6:37 PM #93
*Everyone stops, turns, and impales Flirbnic with various household objects.*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 6:37 PM #94
*destroys every planet in the entire universe with a Death Star. The hapless combatants continue their fight by ineffectually gesturing at one another as they slowly suffocate in the frigid depths of empty space*
2005-01-21, 6:39 PM #95
*hears Flirbnic yell "Akbar", and yells "ITS A TRAP!!!"*

*ducks to avoid numerous pieces of flying shrapnel and debris after lobbing frag grenade at Nightwind*
Stuff
2005-01-21, 6:45 PM #96
*continues running and screaming in a rage, with the household objects still embedded in his body.*
*slaughters all the people that threw the objects.*
I'm just a little boy.
2005-01-21, 6:47 PM #97
*cuts off Flirbnic's long flowing locks of hair with chainsaw*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 6:53 PM #98
*eats a quesadilla*
2005-01-21, 6:57 PM #99
*Steals Thrawn's quesadilla before he can finish, keeping a wary eye for Gris's shotgun*
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-01-21, 6:59 PM #100
*eviscerates Sok Munkey, then stuffs the hair back on.*
I'm just a little boy.
2005-01-21, 7:08 PM #101
*sends in a T-1000 and programs it to kill everybody*
2005-01-21, 7:21 PM #102
*Turns to kill Flirbnic, but spares his life, thereby learning the way of the warrior*

*Turns and throws shovel at T-1000, cutting it in half before it hits the ground*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 7:27 PM #103
/me tests everyone's dexterity by throwing wrenches at their heads.
2005-01-21, 7:29 PM #104
/me tests cool matty's stamina by repeatedly hitting him in the stomach with a lead pipe.
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 7:30 PM #105
/me catches the wrench and hits the Munkey with it. MONKEY WRENCH, GET IT?!!?!

/me drives around the arena, narrowly missing the firey edge and mowing over several anonymous massassians.

2005-01-21, 7:34 PM #106
*sticks bar of soap in MEGA's mouth for telling stupid and possibly suggestive jokes*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 7:38 PM #107
Quote:
Originally posted by Sok Munkey


*Turns and throws shovel at T-1000, cutting it in half before it hits the ground*


T-1000 liquidifies, reforms itself, and instantly stabs Sok Monkey through the head with a sharpened fingertip.
2005-01-21, 7:49 PM #108
*lets a human-form replicator loose to battle the T-1000*
Stuff
2005-01-21, 7:54 PM #109
*morphs into vehicular rust, thereby becoming invincible.*
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2005-01-21, 8:00 PM #110
I creep up from behind and garrote Pagewizard, therby disabling the T-1000.

*shoulders trusty railgun and sights Gris from afar* *Pulls trigger*

I deftly send a supersonic aluminum slug spiraling through space, tearing into Grismath's neck - p-w-n-e-d.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-01-21, 8:18 PM #111
*Pulls out a lawn mower and runs over anyone unfortunate enough to have tripped*
2005-01-21, 8:23 PM #112
*prints out skin graft and slaps it over new lawnmower wound*

*sets up an automated turret gun in the middle of the room, turns it on, and ducks*
Stuff
2005-01-21, 8:31 PM #113
*ressurects as undead soldier, sprays the disabled T-1000 with liquid nitrogen and smash the frozen chassis then takes Page's head off with the can*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 8:49 PM #114
*Thinks long and hard about something that cannot die to be used as a pawn. Quickly whips out his cell phone and calls Bill Cosby's agent. Bill Cosby is airlifted to the arena and begins to shove Jell-O Puddlin' down everyone's throat. People begin to choke to death, disproving the common myth that there's always room for Jell-O.*
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-01-21, 8:52 PM #115
*Take all the pudding Jell-O for me*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-01-21, 9:44 PM #116
Quote:
Originally posted by Sok Munkey
*ressurects as undead soldier, sprays the disabled T-1000 with liquid nitrogen and smash the frozen chassis then takes Page's head off with the can*


*T-1000 thaws out and **STILL** reassembles*
2005-01-21, 9:54 PM #117
*takes out "black hole" edition vacuum cleaner, sucks T-1000 into another dimension*
Stuff
2005-01-21, 10:16 PM #118
*goes ahead in time to defeat the Shrike in personal combat. after said fight was won sends the Shrike back in time to eviscerate as many opponents as possible.*
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2005-01-21, 11:33 PM #119
*detonates thermonuclear weapon from 100 miles away.*

*wins*
>>untie shoes
2005-01-21, 11:36 PM #120
*assassinates Bill then flies off to the battleground to grab some radioactive rubble to mail to fred durst*
eat right, exercise, die anyway
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